Title: That's A1
Summary: A simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what also could go right.
Perspective: EPOV
Story Type: Drabble, chapters will vary in life.
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I wished I owned Twilight, so, so, so much! But I don't so I'm just going to play with them for a bit.
EPOV
I was wheeling the barrow that was full of stick over to the house for me Ma when I heard someone call my name. I turned around and saw Da standing there.
"Son, come into the office for a minute once you're done loading them for your Mammy okay?" Da asked and I nodded.
"Yeah okay." I said before bringing the sticks up to the box that sat just outside the back door. We had just finished cutting the wood that they would use in the house during the winter so I was stacking the box close to the door. I took the key out of my pocket and unlocked the pad lock before tipping it all in.
"Edward did you see your Daddy anywhere?" Ma asked out the window.
"Yeah I'm going to see him in the office in a minute. Just finishing the box Ma." I told her.
"Right, take these up with ye. One for your Daddy" She told me and I nodded taking the tin foil wrapped sandwiches out of her hand and the flask with the two cups on it. I then dragged the wheel barrow back to the yard before heading into my Da's office with was on the second level of the barn.
When I walked in he was sitting behind the desk.
"Here, Ma sent these up." I told him handing him his sandwich before opening mine. I then opened the flask and poured myself a cup of tea. "So what's up?" I asked him.
"Right Son, I wanted to talk to you about something."
"Kinda figured Da"
"Don't be so fucking cheeky."
"Right, what's up?" I asked him.
"Well your Mammy and I wanted to make sure you and Bella were ready for the baby." Da said.
"Yeah we are. We named her the other night." I said.
"Oh really?" Da asked.
"Yeah Allanah Masen" I said and he smiled "Was that it?"
"No, Edward your Mammy and I were looking into this and did you know that you're not going to have a lot of right when it comes to the baby?"
"What?" I asked.
"Well you won't really be her legal guardian."
"But I'm being put on the birth certificate." I told him. "I'm going to be there when she's born."
"It doesn't matter. And if something happens to Bella, unless she has named you in her will or something you don't automatically get the baby."
"What?" I asked shocked.
"Well your brother called saying he was having these issues because he's gotten another girl up the duff, not fucking surprising. But he said something about Lizzie's mother not letting him see her and when he took it to a judge he found out he didn't really have any rights. So your mother and I looked into on your behalf and it's true." He said.
"So how the fuck do I fix that?"
"Well there is one way"
"What?"
"You two get married."
Fun fact: the information in this chapter, actually true. I know it's crazy but I have a half brother and I was talking to my Step mother about this a few years ago and she told my Dad is actually not automatically guaranteed my brother if something happens to her. Crazy right?
I loved hearing all your reviews. And your annoyances over your names. A couple of you were curious about my name and how I could get aggravated. My name is Megan and in Ireland this is perverted and contorted in many different dialects that make me doubt people are actually talking to me. The way I pronounce it Megan (Meh-gin), some people call me Meeghan (emphasis on the Me) and other Mey-ghan. I'm surprised I ever got the hang of it lol.
Review please.
Love The Irish Cullen.
