48.1 2012 Verse
Raph was ecstatic that Donnie had managed to keep the loop going even if Karai didn't manage to get on the ship. Because if he hadn't, he'd have never met her.
Mona Lisa, the lovely Salamandarian Lieutenant.
He'd been smitten with her from the first time she kicked his ass (even with all the millennia of looping experience under his belt). He always looked forward to the points in the loop where they met again, and he was becoming far better at having those meetings be more friendly, and with less hostility and potential for freezing to death.
But there was one thing he had been working on for several loops now, and he was ready to try it out.
"Let me tell you in my own language," Mona Lisa offered, before opening her mouth to croak out a Salamandarian love proclamation.
"No, let me," said Raph before she could, and after taking a deep breath, the red wearing turtle managed to croak out, "Ik'thba is the most amazing girl I've ever met, and I love her to the stars and back," in near flawless Salamandarian.
Raph's brothers and friends stared at him like he was crazy, having not understood a word of it.
But Mona Lisa was gaping at him for a different reason, before her face broke into a wide toothy grin, and she practically swept him off his feet to kiss him.
Sal Commander chuckled to himself as he shielded Mikey's young eyes from the sight. "Young love," he commented with a grin, being one of the few to understand Raph's proclamation.
"Indeed," agreed Honeycutt, whose translation programs had informed him of the speech.
48.2 2003 Verse (Continued from 35.10) Requested by Skystar901
"Straw-buh-buh-buh-buh-berry! Straw-buh-buh-buh-buh-berry! Straw-buh-buh-buh-buh-berry Shortcake! I know a girl! And there is no one sweeter!-"
Bishop ground his teeth together as once again the accursed speakers around him began playing another annoying song.
Finally, he gave up working that day, and left Area 51 in an angry huff, making his employees sigh in relief at their dodging a bullet.
A few minutes later had Bishop arriving in a small bakery in the closest town to Area 51, and ordering the thing he'd been craving since that blasted song started playing.
"One strawberry shortcake, please," he growled to the nervous looking teen behind the counter, and trying desperately to ignore the music pouring out the speakers in the shop.
48.3 2012/Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go Mix Verse
Wyrm fumed in his fifth dimensional prison. He'd been so close to being freed and wreaking havoc on the universe, only to have it snatched from his grasp in one stupid wish.
As he sat fuming, he noticed he had a call from one of the other fifth dimensional inmates, and picked it up.
"What do you want Wigglenog?" he asked bitterly as the image of the other wish-granting chaos master appeared.
Wigglenog looked about as happy as Wyrm was feeling right now, which was to say not at all. "I just called to give you some advice in return for freeing me if you are ever freed yourself," he said grumpily.
"Yeah, sure, deal, what is it?" snapped Wyrm.
"Never grant a wish of great intelligence," Wigglenog said petulantly. "Pretend to go temporarily deaf if you ever hear one. I was this close to being freed, and then that stupid green monkey had to wish it all had never happened."
Wyrm gaped at him for a moment, before bellowing, "YOU COULDN'T HAVE CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT A HALF HOUR AGO, NIMROD!"
Wigglenog blinked in surprise, before realizing what Wyrm was implying. With a small mutter of, "Oh dear," he cut off the call, leaving Wyrm to stew in his rage.
He now almost dreaded what Wyrm might do to him now if he was ever free.
48.4 Emperor's New Groove Verse
"WHAT! A Turtle! He's supposed to be DEAD!" screeched Yzma as she took in the sight of the Emperor she had been attempting to assassinate.
"Yeah, weird," agreed her dimwitted henchman, Kronk.
As Yzma discovered that Kronk had mixed up the poison of 'Extract of Turtle,' Movie Mikey groaned under his breath as he awoke in more ways than one, and had to wonder why he and his family always got the crazy loops.
The pair of bickering villains didn't even notice him slip away, though watching them run around like chickens with their heads cut off looking for him once they noticed was wildly entertaining.
48.5 IDW Verse (Continued from 47.8)
Arnold 'Attila the Hun' Jones stared up at his son with an expression of utter shock.
He'd been confused ever since the day he'd blinked and found himself back in Casey's apartment, and his little turtle friend bursting in like the day they'd met.
At first he thought he'd been drinking too much, and had gone back to his place hoping it was some crazy dream.
No such luck, as when he awoke the next morning, he was still in the past.
After he finished freaking out about his rather apparent time travel, it occurred to him what new opportunities this presented. He could keep his son from slipping away. He could predict every move his enemies made, and take them out with no problems. Hell, if he could remember some lottery numbers, he could strike rich easy. Thing were looking up.
Until he went to Casey to try and persuade him, to join him, and when that failed, force him away from his stupid turtle friend.
Only for Casey to kick his ass in under five seconds, leading to his aforementioned shock.
Casey looked down at his father with a pitying expression, before plopping himself down next to the man, and giving him the 'Welcome to the Time Loops' speech, and finishing it off by pointing out that if he could take Hun down this easily now, imagine what he could do if his father pissed him off. He also mentioned having tons of blackmail material about his unawake self.
By the time he was done, Hun looked more than a little light-headed, and asked, "So what happens now?"
Casey smirked…
48.6 Equestria Verse
Berry Punch smiled at her alcoholism support group, and said, "It seems we have a new member this loop. Would you please introduce yourself?"
A buff clot with a blond mane, and a cutie mark shaped like a purple dragon with green wings stood up with a scowl on his face. "My name is Hun, and I am a alcoholic."
"Hello, Hun," chorused the other members of the support group.
IDW Hun sat back down, and fumed. His son may be out of his league as a fighter now, but he was definitely going to pay for this somehow.
A/N It's shorter, but that means you get updates sooner than you would if I went up to 14. Read, Review, Give Suggestions.
48.1- I think Raph's crush on Mona is adorable, and that she returns his feelings is too sweet (plus the fact Raph is the last of his brothers to meet a girl he likes, but the first to get a girlfriend is too hilarious). I did think it was a little dumb that the turtles didn't try harder to learn her and Sal Commander's names since they're not that hard to say (Ik'thba is Mona's real name). I just thought it'd be sweet if Raph tried to learn more about Salamandarian culture and language in order to get closer to Mona.
48.2- What can I say, that song makes me hungry. Thanks again Skystar901 for the suggestion.
48.3- The whole time I was watching that episode I kept thinking, 'This looks familiar' then it hit me. Looks like reality bending chaos creatures tend to fall for the same tricks.
48.4- This is one of my favorite Disney movies, not my number 1, but in the top 5. Almost all the joke still make me laugh, even though I've seen it I don't know how many times.
48.5- I figured if I woke Hun up, I'd need some form of follow up.
48.6- I figured it was the best way to whip him into shape. Plus, it'd probably drive Hun nuts to be in a world that cutesy.
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