Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Wrestling World War
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff Jarrett, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, The McCools, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: On Monday October 29 2007 Vince McMahon declared war on DX by joining forces with Jeff Jarrett and TNA to launch a wrestling world war but the ARK Angels of DX want their daddies to focus on what's really at stake. NOTE: This story is written in reverse.
Chapter Forty Seven - Southern Comfort
November Saturday 18, Amy's mom's home, Atlanta, GA at 8pm:
The best thing about the South for Amy and Shawn was the food, there was nothing better that Southern cooking for the Anointed lovebirds, especially when it was cooked by Amy's mom. The ARK Angels weren't as excited to be down South as they were concerned about what was going on up North, Stephanie McMahon hadn't shown any signs of recovery. She was talking to herself and eating absolutely nothing. Dan and Charlotte McCool were doing everything they could to support her but they had their hands full with Carla who had started skipping school and was acting really weird. The ARK Angels knew Chris Jericho was behind this but it was getting harder and harder to convince their family that a dead spirit was running wild in Lower Manhattan and torturing Stephanie and Carla with violent images and visions day and night. The only thing DX seemed to be interested in right now was recovering millions of dollars that was lost this week in merchandize and TV sponsors after the departure of John Cena to TNA. As far as ATM and the ARK Angels were concerned the wrestling world and the spiritual world were not on equal terms and what went down in the Heavenlies was way more important than what went down in Orlando.
The best thing about the South for Hunter were the girls, two in particular - Marjorie and Marianne better known as AJ Styles' biggest fans. The two sisters followed his whole career and loved him more than their own friends and they told their friends that on a regular basis. They were always happy when Amy came home to visit her mom because she brought DX and AJ with her. To M&M Amy was the luckiest woman they knew next to AJ's wife; she got to see HBK naked and that got her an A plus in their diaries. She sure looked big though, her pregnancy weight wasn't sexy at all but Shawn still was and that was good enough for the Georgian fangirls.
"Shawn tell those two what's gonna happen to them if they don't stop looking at your ass," Amy said to her husband who looked over at Marjorie and Marianne who were actually taking pictures of him from behind with their camera phone.
"I'll do you one better babe," Shawn replied and he struck their camera phones with a fireball of Righteous Indignation and they exploded in their air causing M&M to scream.
"Nice one babe," Amy said and Shawn kissed his wife, his lips were still hot from the heat of the Righteous Indignation that he had just unleashed on another unsuspecting pair of wondering female eyes and they warmed Amy down to the innermost parts of her heart. There was nobody like Shawn and there was nothing like Shawn and Amy in love, it was a sight to behold and it penetrated the souls of everyone around them at anytime, everywhere they were.
"Alright you too its hot enough out here, let's eat before the Live Sex show begins," Mrs. Dumas said and Amy broke away from Shawn and gasped in embarrassment at her mom's comment.
"Mom!" she said as Shawn snickered, he very rarely saw her humiliated he knew so much about her, sometimes he forgot that she used to have a poster of him on her bedroom wall when she was a teenager. "Stop it you're embarrassing me,"
"I'm sorry baby I just remember how depressed you were last year, you hated wrestling you wanted to get away from wrestling and now look at you; almost a month away from having your first child and instead of having it with Matt or Adam, you're having it with the Showstoppa, the Main Event, the Icon - HBK. Not to shabby eh?" Mrs. Dumas said to Hunter who looked at AJ Styles who looked at M&M and ARK Angels.
"Did your mom ever embarrass you like this?" AJ asked M&M who nodded violently.
"Why do you think we're over here with you guys?" Marjorie said as everyone sat around the dining room table for dinner.
"Wow look at all this food!" LC said eyeing the fried chicken, "Ooh Southern Fried Chicken my favorite!"
LC reached out for a drumstick when Mrs. Dumas slapped her hand.
"Uh-uh young lady, we have to say Grace first, as a child of God you should no better. How are you raising this girl Helmsley?" Mrs. Dumas admonished Hunter who had already helped himself to three breasts, a leg and a wing.
"To be a Hell-raiser like me, duh! Pass me the mashed potatoes Shawn," Hunter said to HBK who grabbed Hunter's food and put it back annoyed at The Game's bad manners.
"Thank you Shawn, you're a good boy," Mrs. Dumas said pinching Shawn's cheek and the Showstoppa blushed.
"Oh shut up God boy, or should I say Momma's boy," Hunter said and he and LC started a "Momma's boy" chant which Amy, Cameron and Cheyenne quickly cut short.
"SHUT UP!" the Michaels' yelled in unison and Hunter and LC fell back in their chairs in fright at their collective Righteous Indignation and Shawn laughed himself silly.
"I'll say Grace Mrs. Dumas," AJ Styles said while DX degenerated into their characteristic antics.
"You're the only one normal enough to say Grace right now Allen," Mrs. Dumas said and AJ Styles balked at the use of his real name.
"Don't call me Allen Mrs. A, I hate it when people call me by my first name its embarrassing!" AJ Styles said.
"But your name is so lovely AJ, or should I say Allen Jones," Mrs. Dumas said and AJ sunk under the table in embarrassment.
"Should I say Grace Mrs. A?" Marjorie asked Amy's mom since the rest of the guests were either laughing, trembling or hiding under the table or rolling on the floor.
"No I will, you two will probably get it wrong. I heard you say the Lord's Prayer one time at your mom's house, its "Hallowed be Thy Name" not "Halo's a great game," what on Earth are they teaching you at that Youth ministry?" Mrs. Dumas said indignantly.
"How to meet hot Christian guys and score the highest points on Super Mario Kart," Marianne said.
"Oh that's easy I've got a cheat you can use!" AJ said and Mrs. Dumas banged on the dining table loudly.
"That's enough! Now everybody sit up straight and bow your heads I'm going to bless this food before we eat it and before it gets too cold to eat and I have to give it to the homeless shelter downtown!" she said annoyed and everyone sat up and bowed their heads immediately.
"Dear Lord, we are grateful for your everlasting grace and mercy and I pray that you will continue to bless us all here at this table including little baby Rebecca who is yet to be born. May she grow large with food and satisfy her man with love the way my daughter has every man she's ever been with, and let's face it Lord, that's no small number - at least by Bible standards. Amen!" Mrs. Dumas said and she opened her eyes to see Amy's horrified face staring back at her, "Well tuck in baby doll, this food isn't going to eat itself!"
"You heard the woman Amy, eat!" Shawn said reaching for the biscuits and gravy while Hunter grabbed his chicken and potato salad before anyone could reach it. While the food moved around like a ping pong ball across a table, Amy sat motionless waiting for her humiliation to subside but it didn't.
"Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom," she said and Shawn watched her as she waddled towards the stairs at 3 miles per hour. That wasn't the only thing slowing her down, she was obviously upset so he quickly followed her, not that he had to move very fast.
"Something wrong Big Red?" Shawn asked her tenderly and he was horrified to see tears in her eyes, they could have been tears of rage he wasn't sure so he checked. Her cheek was hot when he touched it but he touched it anyway and waited for her to cool down which she did after awhile. Amy looked at him and smiled, he always made her feel special even when everyone else was constantly reminding her of how un-special she used to be in the eyes of the wrestling world.
"I love you so much it hurts," Amy said and she flung herself into Shawn and he cradled her in shock at her choice of words.
"I love you to Amy but it doesn't hurt, it feels really good. Look at me," Shawn said and he lifted Amy's chin up so he could see her teary eyes. He kissed her tears and her face lit up and the tears dried up, "Doesn't that feel good?"
"Yeah, it does I just wish my mother didn't have to remind me how far I've come and how low I sank before I found you," Amy said and Shawn nodded, now he understood why she was so upset.
"I see, well as someone whose travelled a rocky road to love himself let me be the first to tell you that it doesn't matter where you've been, who you were with then, all that matters is that you're with me now and nothing is ever going to break us apart, I promise," Shawn said and he looked into Amy's eyes to see if she believed him.
"If I'm the one for you, everything in my life makes sense," Amy said, "If I'm not the one for you, then my life is as random as its always been and this thing between you and me is just another path on the road less travelled. Tell me I'm the one Shawn, tell me there'll never be another woman for you!"
Shawn pulled away from Amy suddenly, "You think I'm cheating on you?" he said horrified and Amy suddenly felt nauseous.
"I gotta hurl!" she said and headed for the bathroom as quick as she could, Shawn felt a little nauseous himself after what he just heard, what HBK wanted to know more than anything was where would Amy get the idea that he was cheating on her and as his mind started to race he turned around and saw his son Cameron looking at him from the dining room doorway with a solemn glance on his face and before Shawn could ask him what he wanted, Cameron turned towards the bathroom door, unlocked it and held Amy's hair back for her as she threw up. Shawn pressed his ear to the door from outside and listened to the Amazing one tell his wife over and over again the same-thing:
"Its okay I'm here for you, I'm here for you," he said and Shawn felt guilty because the Truth was he hadn't been there for Amy or Cameron or Cheyenne and suddenly Mrs. A's fine country cooking wasn't so appetizing for the Heartbreak Kid.
