ch 51 in da tower part 2:1000000 floors up Impossible

dere wuz an esplosion and fire went everiwere. me an turtle climbed outta da hole.

"dat wuz hard work" i sed

"yes it wuz" sed david. we both had big mussles from all dat fitin an we were covered in swet so u cud see dem well. In reality they are skinny.

den david looked up " omg! we made it to da top floor!"

den i looked up. we were lookin at da sky.

den my tummy started grumblin.

"im so hungrey" sed david "we sudda brot sum food..."

den i had a remembered... da 1 spell i hadnt used in a long time...

"stand bak" i sed "... WAAAAATTTTTTTAAAAMMMMEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOONMNNNNNN!" OH MY GOD. Btw that is not a spell

den de3re wuz da biggest wattamelon dat eva lived

"OMG" sed david an we ate it.

"wut did we cum up here 4" i sed. den i remembered. "DA WISERD STONE"

den i turned around. dere wuz a table wit a hand on it holdin... NOTHIN!1

"WUT" i sed

"yes i got here first" sed a voice bhind us evilly.

we turned around... it wuz... VADERMORT FLYIN ON HIS DOLLA BILL!11111111111111111111 WHY WAS HE ON A DOLLAR BILL

"yes i have it... AQND NOW IM DA GRATEST WISERD EVER" a ball of dark electricty formed in his hand "YES NOW EVERYTING IN MY PLAN IS GOING ACCORING TO PLAN... PREPARE TO DIE!11111111" Why is he yelling?

den... a ball of red energy hit him on da side of hed.

he flew down an hit da stone floor brekin it.

"wut da hell" he sed

it wuz... JESUS!

"i tot u were suspended!" he sed

"i just got bak" sed jesus and thru anodder big red lazor ball at him.

den vadermort made a sord of dark energy in his hand. he cut da ball in haff and each side flew 2 each side. da walls esploded.

"i crusified u once... AND ILL DO IT AGAIN!" sed vadermort Voldemort crucified Jesus?

den... da battle began... Oh god.