Summary: There's a reason wizards have such odd swears… Harry Potter crossover drabble!
A/N: Has it finally happened? Has Seedsiz finally cracked? Probably, since she now refers to herself in third person. And now the nice people in white jackets are calling so Seedsiz has to go :)
Chapter 48: Merlin's beard!
Moving staircases and talking pictures.
Arthur was looking around carefully and not freaking out at all. Merlin was quite proud of the prat for that even if he would never admit it.
To all passing by, the newly resurrected king and his ever faithful sorcerer would be invisible.
"So you have been staying at... Hogwarts all these years, waiting for me?"
Merlin scratched his head, "Pretty much. It was boring having to wait for a certain prat to wake up so I came here. They didn't take my intimidating appearance seriously for some reason-"
Arthur started sniggering but Merlin ignored him.
"So I transformed into an old man and I even got one of those wands and then I started the Order of Me." Merlin grinned proudly, "So that I could get the poor muggles – that's you – some rights. And then the old coot stole my idea and started the Order of the flaming chicken. But of course my order is the best. And then I got bored doing that so I decided to have some fun! I started with convincing everyone that my beard was omnipotent by destroying Atlantis. And then I wanted to see how far I could take it..."
When Merlin was finished Arthur couldn't help just staring at him. "You really want me to believe that people say 'Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts' because of the time you were surrounded by thestrals and wanted to make it challenging for yourself and defeat them with your underclothes? That's got to be one of the most ridic-" Arthur stopped as a trio of students passed them.
The red haired boy scoffed at something the bushy haired girl had just said. "And why in the name of Merlin's saggy left-" Arthur quickly put his hands over his ears. Between how hard the girl hit the redhead and Merlin's superior smirk, Arthur really didn't want to know.
