Hi guys, as promised, some new requested rules. These are all requested by guests, not sure if it's one and the same. Though, rule 256 is my own idea, but someone requested a rule with Cobblepot. More Cobblepot in later chapters:D

Review replies:

Guest (1): Thank you:D I'm happy you found chapter 50 funny.

Guest (2): Yeah, I get what you're saying and sure, he's coping a lot better then crazy Barbara, but still no reason to slap a child. At least, that's what I think, anyway. But hey, maybe Alfred will surprise us again and search for her and apologize. Who knows, right? He'll better be, or else LOL

Chaos supernova: Aw, really? Well, I'm glad you finally admit it and hopped on the BatCat train LOL And thank you for the request, I will see what I can do, though I'm not sure if Bruce can all go Batmode on Jerome, since's he's still fourteen and not-so-musclier-yet, but it can be pretty hilarious if he tries. Anyway, feel free to leave more Selina, Jerome, Bruce encounters. Always happy to use new ideas for this story, and otherwise I use them for Bruce's version called; "I'm not allowed to copy Cat's behavior:D I still need lots and lots ideas for that one LOL

Unfinishedsenten: Thank you so much, that means a lot. Also, thank you for reviewing:D


#256. I am not allowed to ask Cobblepot if a house fell on his sister

Jim has to babysit Selina for the day, walking down the streets when they suddenly bump into Cobblepot. The man smiles pleased at the sight of the detective. A heated conversation starts.

"Jim, can't you understand? I'm not a villain, I'v merely become king of Gotham. Join me!"

Selina smirks, tries to respond to that, but Jim shoots an angry glare at the girl. Only, the thing is, as you all know, you can never shut up Selina Kyle, aka Cat.

"Mr Cobblepot? I have a question.

The dark haired man turns his cold eyes on Selina.

"What is it?"

"Did a house fall on your sister? Because that would explain why you're such a psychotic ego-tripper."


#257. I am not allowed to suggest Bruce to spank me

"Hiya, B, got a birthday present for you." Selina prances gleefully into the study and over to the excitedly looking Bruce. However, his excitedly melts at the sight of the small box in her hands. It has breathing holes in it. "Alfred told me you always wanted to have one."

Bruce sighs relieved. He always wanted a hamster so, even Selina couldn't screw that up, right?

With returned excitedly, Bruce lifts up the lit, peeking inside. Something flat, black and with wings, lies on the bottom of the box.

Bruce shrieks like a girl, throwing it off of him and hides behind the couch. Selina laughs hysterically. "Just relax, kiddo. It's just a plastic bat!"

"You know I hate bats!" Bruce whimpers anxiously. "Why can't you just stop doing this?"

"You can…spank me." Bruce eyes grow wide in shock. "I am absolutely sure, after you gave me a good spanking, I will learn to behave next time."

Bruce looks thoughtfully. He can't, or can he?


#258. Even not when I feel strongly sorry for Bruce and I want to make it up with him, I am not allowed to give him a birthday spanking

"Bruce, I'm terribly sorry about the things I've put you through!" Selina looks as sincerely as possible. "I will make it up to you."

Bruce, realizing it's safe again, slowly moves away from behind the couch and walks over to Selina. "Thanks." He smiles. Selina smiles back. Bruce lands in a daze again.

"So, what do you want me to do?" Selina asks, wrapping her arm around the billionaire. "Or, do you want me to come up with something?" Bruce nods, still in daze. He just can't stop thinking how beautiful and sweet she is. "Alright, I'll give you a birthday spanking, you like that?"

Bruce snaps back from his daze. "Wait! What?"

Five seconds later, Bruce slumped over Selina's lap, cue whimpering and sighing afterwards as her hand lands on his bottom. (Luckily for him, pants still on)

"You know, you're the weirdest kid I ever met," Selina says with a smile, her hand landing on his butt. "I really like the look on your face when you have totally no idea whether you have to like this or not!"


#259. I am not allowed to let Ivy's crazy friend, inject Bruce with some strange toxin

"Hi, Cat! Bruce! Meet Johnny Crane. Johnny Crane, Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, aka, Cat!" Ivy introduces her new friend. Alfred growls suspiciously as the children disappear into the TV room. "I just have this amazing bat documentary, I really wan't to watch."

Ten seconds later, bat documentary on and Bruce, securely hidden himself underneath the couch, whimpering in fear. Johnny and Ivy, both staring interested at the screen while Selina's eyes dart across the screen as well, following the bats, like a cat follows a fly.

"You know what guys," Selina jumps up from the couch. "This documentary wakes up the primal cat inside me and I really have to do something about it!" With that, the patio doors flies open and the cat-girl skips outside, into the dark.

"Hey, Cat! Do you mind if Johnny tries some new fear toxin out on Bruce? It's suppose to calm him down, so his fear for bats will go away!"

"Sure, what ever blows your hair back!"

Five seconds later, Bruce starts to scream his lungs out, running through the patio doors, into the dark. His arms swaying madly around him, as an attempt to scare away whatever's bothering him.

"Wasn't it supposed to calm him down?" Ivy asks, stroking her chin, thoughtfully.

"Oops, I think I used the wrong one!"

Meanwhile, Alfred watches quizzically through an upstairs window, looking at a panicked Bruce, running across the garden, screaming his head off. Swaying his arms like a mad man. The crazy cat-girl, running after him, swatting her paws (hands), as an attempt to catch whatever Bruce is desperately trying to get rid off.

"Erm, Mr Pennyworth," a little, cautious voice says from behind him. "Johnny used the wrong toxin, again. We need to get Bruce to the hospital."

A primal roar is heard all over Gotham, started in Wayne Manor.


#260. I am not allowed to make fun of Jim, for having him to help the still, 'pepper spray blinded' Jack

"Hey, idiots, I'm back!" Jack cries excitedly, doing a 'piggy ride' onto Jim's back. Jim, doesn't look excitedly, at all. His face is like a thunder cloud. Jack however, can't stop cheering. "Guess, what my sweet stepmom did for me. She called Jimmy boy sick, because she needed someone to take care of me. You see, I'm still blind, (cue pointing to his patched up eyes) thanks to that stupid Tigress woman and her hot niece! I'm telling you, her interest in Bruce is fake, but she desperately wants to hop onto the Jack-train, toot-toot."

Jack bounces, up and down onto Jim's back. The detective's face tells, the next forecast is more stormy weather. But it's all sunny in Selina-land, as she can't stop laughing about 'horsey' Jim.

"Okay, Jimmy boy, you can settle me down onto the couch, GENTLY!" Jack lands with a big thud onto the couch, angry growl escaping his throat. "I'll tell mom, and she won't be happy. You know, she's still really angry about the fact you spanked Selina and called your gun, Barbara."

Selina, still rolling over the floor, cackling madly.

"Now, go make me a sandwich!"

"And some milk for ME!"

Jim shoots a dirty look.

"You heard the lady!"

Jim stomps off, on the soundtrack of Selina's laughter.


So, five requests, I will try to add them all in the next chapters, and otherwise after a few of my own rules. Feel free to drop new ones, but also try request some that doesn't involve spanking/wedgies, please. I will still do the ones that are requested (the ones that are written between the reviews), new ones will be saved for later chapters, cz there's no doubt, more then enough funny rules for Selina to break besides spanking LOL

Just to let you know, those who are interested, just started a new story called; 'Cat's to do list'. It contains snippets/one shots/drabbles of some of her other mischief. Also, if you like to read one of the snippets in this story into a longer version, feel free to request them to that story or send me a pm.