"DONNIE!" April yelled. "WHY IS BIGFOOT IN THE HOUSE?!"

"Long story." I sighed. Bigfoot had met us in the woods, injured and scared, so we brought her back. I think she had a little bit of a... Ew... Crush on me. And unfortunately, Jenna had found out. She sang:

"DONNIE AND BIGFOOT SITTING IN A TREE!

K! I! S! S! I! N! G!

FIRST COMES LOVE!

THEN COMES MARRIAGE!

THEN COMES CHEWBACCA IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!" I almost prayed for her weak little left heart to give out. Unfortunately, the song stuck like glue. I even caught Master Splinter humming it! Lexi would just wave at me, one of those annoying little pity waves.

"Thanks a lot." I groaned in annoyance. "You're such a supportive, caring, and understanding friend." Lexi crossed her arms, smirking.

"No problem, lover boy."

"Jerk."

"I regret nothing." I scoffed and looked away, not seeing the jealous look on Lexi's face. Well, after Bigfoot and the Finger left, life sorta settled down for a little while. However, the Marauders still looked at me sometimes as if they knew that they had something on me I'd never live down. Lexi hung out with me more than usual, but talked less. She seemed to blush whenever I looked directly at her. Jenna was really nervous about her heart problem. The truth was that one of Jenna's two hearts was only working at half capacity, giving out at some points. Jenna regenerating after the coma had actually healed her nervous system, but with all of her major injuries, Jenna's second heart was only partially healed, and there were scars. In the words of the ninth incarnation of Jenna's father... Fantastic.