Takes place whenever the hell Quinn starts living with Puck (thanks writer's for making that so clear... I'm not bitter). Quinn brutally analyzes her current living situation - an honest look at the beginning of the Fabray/Puckerman household.
Sheltered
They could be like a really weird sitcom.
Except not funny.
They've gotten into this routine over the past few days, and it irritates and relaxes her at the same time. Mrs. Puckerman is always too early for breakfast and too late for dinner, but she manages to come home just in time for Roseanne, and they all end up watching the show together. It's sick and wrong, but Quinn's grown used to it and she's not sure how she'd react if things went another way.
Puck's sister is weird, but she doesn't expect anything less. Some days she's completely enthralled by Quinn and demands her to teach her the ways of feminism. Some days she forgets she's even there and makes crude Christian jokes. She's funny sometimes, Quinn admits, even adorable, but she's been avoiding children as much as possible these days and leaves it at that.
Mrs. Puckerman is hardly there enough for an actual relationship to form, but what they already have is awkward, tense, and oddly understanding. Sometimes, during Roseanne, Quinn thinks she's glaring at her, while other times it looks like she's going to cry. It's worse when she seems like she wants to say something her, maybe even embark on some girl talk, but it actually hasn't happened... yet. (She still won't buy her bacon.)
Puck's probably the worst. He was never the type of guy to show some manners, even when the circumstances became having his baby mama live in his house because she lied to everyone that it wasn't his. But maybe there's something gentlemanly about him offering his home, but Quinn brushes it off all the time because Puck and gentleman just don't go together.
But sometimes he does weird stuff that almost seems sweet.
Quinn can't function without having Frosted Flakes dipped in sour cream, so to stop her from complaining, Puck drives down to 7/11 at two in the morning and buys her the snacks so she can shut the hell up.
She doesn't understand what's the big deal about Grand Theft Auto, but he eventually forces her to play. She secretly starts to get the hang of it, but every time she almost gets killed, he takes the controller away and shoots all the police man so she won't start crying and get all hormonal and moody.
And even though Rachel and Finn still get all the leads in glee, sometimes, he pulls out his guitar when they're suppose to be doing homework, and they've done an acoustic rendition of every song from "Just Dance" to "I Want it That Way" to "Buy U a Drank."
They have this weird thing where they're together but not together, but they also don't talk about it because Puck and Quinn just don't talk about their feelings and especially not to each other. So he deals with her psychotic cravings and bitchiness, and she deals with mind-numbing video games and stupidity. And somehow, it works out, and while they wouldn't call it a relationship, they wouldn't call it nothing either. But what she does know is that she feels safer in his house than she did her own and that very thought numbs her.
The whole family is like a really twisted version of Full House, but Quinn uses the term "family" very loosely because that would make her part of them. Sometimes she wants to scream and cry because being pregnant makes her feel fat and crazy, and it's just so easy to blame it on the Puckermans.
But every day, when they all settle down to watch Roseanne, Quinn wishes it was an hour long show instead of 30 minutes.
But only an hour because anything else would be overkill.
A bit dark, partially because I'm still angry that we never got to actually see them living together. It makes me sad how Back9!Quick was so shunned. Anyways, review if you have the time! Have a splendid day!
