Axis Pregnancy: Mommy is giving Birth!

#3 Feliciano, Lovino and Luciano, Flávio

Date When Baby Comes/Start: September (Italy's) 30th (Romanos) 31st- June (Italy's) 30th (Romanos) 31st

"The FUCK you're not going ANYWHERE!" Yelled out the Romanos. What's going on, you may ask? Well, Lutz had sent out an Email saying that they should do something fun, and both of Italy's have thought it would be fun to go out before they have the baby. But when they told both Lovino and Flávio about the whole thing, they flipped so bad that Flávio is starting to have a melt-down and Lovino was cursing everything he can think of.

"The fuck I ain't having my brother and lovers leave my sight when they are about to give birth any day or moment now!" said Lovino.

"Do I have anymore patient with you?" Luciano asked as he opens the door for Feliciano.

"Besides, we have Luddy to watch over us," Feliciano mention, "And I'm pretty sure that if the babies do come, he'll help us,"

"The fuck I ain't having potatoes bastard touch my sons or daughter before I do!" Flávio said as he glares at them. Lovino grunt in agreement.

"That's it," Luciano said as he slammed the door hard behind him and place their stuff down. He walked up to both of his lovers and grabbed their shirt collar, "If you don't give me a fucking break with you two, I swear I will have Lilac and her fucken brothers to rip your so call fabulous clothes and the fucken tomatoes in front of your eyes and we don't need to see each for the next 55 thousand years. If you let us take this only break, I will come back with a souvenir. Are you fucken okay with that?" The Romanos are scared as shit. They both nod as Feliciano gave them a kiss on their cheeks.

"We'll be back. And call us if the babies are coming from here, okay?" Feliciano said in more soothing and calmer way.

"... Fine," Lovino said, "But if something bad happens to our kids, I will fuck you so hard than before. Which means I get to call the shots in sex," Luciano kissed Lovino and then his brother by saying they'll be back by next week or so. But something tells us it'll be longer than that…

"We should've listened to both of them," Luciano grumbles as he sat on the soft sand. After Feliciano and Luciano meet up with Kiku, Kuro, Lutz, and Ludwig, they took a boat to travel over to Egypt. But they got off course and went down farther south and they landed on some island. Luckily both Japans and Germanys left their babies with SOMEONE they can trust. Chinas and Prussia… though Ludwig probably might regret later when he heard how much Gilbert spoil his own son. And also luckily nothing bad happen to Feliciano and Luciano. If something did, Feliciano would go into depression and Luciano would cry non-stop.

"Yeah, you're right," Feliciano said as he leans back on the bedding that Ludwig made. Before they left, Lovino gave Ludwig one angry call that if something bad happens when they are gone, he has to take full responsibility for them. No buts, no cuts, no coconuts! … That's what Flávio said over the phone.

Kuro was getting the fire started as they noticed that it's starting to get dark, and the others are out getting food or hunting. Hopefully hunting if there is any meat, beside the ocean, in the jungle… and maybe a China-Town.

"Are the two of you going to bitch the entire time?" Kuro asked as he finally got the fire lit.

"As a matter of fact, si, that's what I'm going to do," Luciano said in a cocky manner. Kuro gave a somewhat pleading look over at Feliciano that said "Please control your boyfriend,"

"Sorry, Kurry," Feliciano said that pet name of his, "When something goes into his head, it'll be there," Kuro started to dig a hole over by the fire as the trio came out of the jungle.

"Found some food," Lutz said as he passes some over to Italy's. They both thank him as Kiku sat next to his husband and watch him to continue to dig.

"What are you doing?" Kiku asked.

"Watashi no tame ni haka o horu," /Digging a grave for myself/ Kuro replied back. Kiku sigh as he pinches the back of his husband neck and Kuro froze in pain. Luciano just laugh as he sees this. Right now, Kuro is thinking about how many ways he can torcher his boss with water, rope, and knives. Maybe he can see Bernard when they get back… After a few hours later, Feliciano was cuddling next to Luciano as they listen to the others talking. Ludwig somehow found a blanket on the shoers and place it over the two Italians. Feliciano's face turns sour as he grips on his belly.

"Feli?" Luciano asked as he looks over at his lover.

"I'm fine," Feliciano said as he put on that smile of his, "The baby is just kicking hard,"

"You sure?" Said Kiku and Lutz. The group looks over to the two with a weird look.

"You lied to your lover as well?" Kiku asked as he looks at Lutz.

"I didn't want to stress him out when I was in so much pain than our version of World War Two. Did you lie to Kuro?" Lutz asked as his voice sounds cocky.

"I also didn't want to stress out Kuro when he keeps watching me like a hock all the time," Kiku replied back as his voice to sound cocky.

The rest were just watching them give each other the glare as Feliciano broke the awkward silence.

"...So," He started, "When did Abella and Lilac see Adalwolf?"

"About a week after," Ludwig reply, "Abella was baby talking to him as she started to say he's going to be the best son to us. And Lilac was just being…" Ludwig took a moment to think the right word for how Lilac behaved as Lutz cut in.

"She wanted the placenta for some reason," Lutz comments over them. Both Luciano and Feliciano kinda gage out as they start to imagine if she did have… that. Oh god!

They talked a little more, but Feliciano was starting to feel so much of pain. He tried not to make any sounds as he grips on the blanket a little longer. Until-

"HAHAHA! LISTEN TO ME AND MY HEROIC VOICE!" Oh god. The group looks up as they see both 1p and 2p Allies Forces.

"YAO! I CHOOSE YOU!" Alfred said in his annoying and yet pokemon references. Yao jumps off from the cliff and pulled out his wok. Knock out Ludwig on the head, and Kiku on the face.

"Y-Yao?!" Kuro said as he looks up at his brother in law, "Who's watching Riku?!"

"Don't worry," Yao said as he looked over at him, "Both Leon, Lee, Mei, Ming Yue, Sun, and Soo are watching over him,"

"How is that supposed to make me feel better when I know both damn Mei and Soo are going to fucken spoil him?!" Kuro yelled out as he panics.

"Ahahaha!" Allan said as he glares down at Kuro, "Xiao-"

"Don't fucken use that pokemon thing. That's stupid," Xiao said as he cleans his pipe.

"Well fuck you too," Allan said as he glares off the side, "Victor! I choose you!" The tall Russian jumped down and pulled out his bloody pipe. He may look innocent and hurt, but this cinnamon bun is one brute. He swung over at Lutz's head and jabbed the other end to Kuro's side. As that happens, Luciano pulled out his knives as he didn't seem to notice the pain inside of him, and Feliciano grunt in pain when he held his stomach.

"HAHAHA!" Alfred said as the rest of the Allies jump down from the cliff, "We got'em all,"

"Stop using pokemon references, Alfred-san," Kiku groans in pain as he rubs his head.

"Okay, as the hero-" Alfred started as Allan glared at him.

"Who said you're in charge of this?" Allan asked.

"Well, I am the Hero- and part of the Awesome Trio," Alfred said.

"Sure, the Dumbass Trio and the Hero of Dumbassery. I feel so safe," Allan said in a sarcastic voice. Then they both start to call each rude names. Dickheads.

As the Americans argue, Oliver went over to check the Axis to make sure they're alright. So far, a concussion from Kiku and Ludwig, and blood tripling down from Lutz's forehead. Feliciano bit his lip as he tries not to scream and dropped to the sand more. Luciano went over but he too dropped as Ivan noticed.

"Are you two alright?" He asked.

"Luci…" Feliciano groans as he took his lover's hand, "The-..." Before the Italian can finish his words, his honey-amber eyes open as he felt something trickle down from his pants.

"Feli…" Luciano started to ask, "... Were you going to said that the baby is coming?" Only Feliciano nod as the ring of fire pounce on the duo.

"Feliciano!" Yelled the 1ps.

"Luciano!" Yelled the 2ps.

"Okay, Yao help me with them!" Oliver said as he was about to pick them up, but Feliciano shakes his head and screams very loudly. So that's a no on moving them. Francis started to say that the baby would have to be born by the beach then, so Ivan and Xiao went back to their small camp and grab blankets, a pot of water, and some string. They race back as Oliver and Yao removed the Italian's pants and underwear. Yao tosses Luciano at François, as the 2p French man was glaring at Luciano choose of boxers. Why… Just… why underwear that has flowers on them? François was expecting a red silk color not… this. And Oliver throws the other Italian's pants and boxers over to Francis and saw puppies and kitties on Feliciano's. What is with these guys and their choice of underwear?

Feliciano grabs onto Luciano's hand as they both prepared themselves for their baby to come. They both cried, scream, and grip each other's hands as they turn bone white. Finally, what felt like hours, Oliver around the head.

"I can see it's head," Oliver said as he rubs Feliciano's knee. As the others who are watching this behind, let's say that Kuro, François, Francis, and Alfred saw the head coming out of Feliciano's hold… either of them puked or fainted or both… Mostly coming from Francis.

After Feliciano gave one hard push, a cry was heard as everyone see Oliver pulling out the baby. A baby girl… Luciano could see his baby but yelled in pain as he felt his baby boy or girl is coming out.

"One strong push should do," Yao said as he told Luciano. Luciano gave his hardest push and heard the cry as well.

"It's a boy, aru!" Yao said as he sees this. When both of the babies were washed and wrapped in a blanket, Feliciano held his baby girl in his arm. She had soft reddish/dark brown hair and had that curl going upwards as Feliciano looked down at her.

"Luci…" Feliciano said as he showed her over to Luciano, "... She looks like you and Lovi," Luciano looked over as he smiled. That was his daughter right there… and he loved her to his heart as he sees her. Luciano showed Feli their son as he had soft blond/light brown hair. There was Lovino son right there.

"What should we name them?" Feliciano asked.

"... Sofia and Lorenzo," Luciano replied back as he gave a long thought. Their eyes open and Sofia had honey brown eyes like her parents and Lorenzo had baby blueish-red eyes. They both kissed each other and smiled at their babies.

"I wonder how Loiv and Flavy are doing," Feliciano spoke out loud.

Well…

It was midnight as Lovino can't sleep properly, neither can Flávio deal with it. So they both tried to cuddle each other and that only made things a little better. Flávio got up as he mentions his lover to lean up. Lovino did be Flávio told him to do and felt the evil acts of the Devil have been blessed with Flávio fingers. He felt better than before as he felt himself being him weightless. But that was disturbed when the door was knocked.

"Romano?" Said that familiar Spanish sweeten voice. The door open as the two Italian's stop and look over where they see both Antonio and Alejandro standing by the door. Antonio had held a small basket of tomatoes and Alejandro had a bag of something. By guess and size… it must be a new scarf for Flávio.

"What do ya want, tomato bastard?" Lovino asked as he glared at them coldly.

"We just wanted to see how you're doing right now," Antonio replied as he smiled at them. Only Flávio looked away so he doesn't need to hear that lying cheating bastard. Alejandro kicked Antonio enough to stop blocking the wall between Flávio and his 1p.

"Anyways," Antonio started as he lightly glares at Alejandro, "We got some stuff for you boys."

"And SOMEONE here has something to say to ONE of you," Alejandro said as he gave the bag over to Flávio. Antonio sigh as he gave Alejandro a look that said shut up and had that sweet/shy look on his face as he looks at Flávio.

"Look, Flávio," Antonio started, "I'm sorry that I've done things that broke your heart back then, but dealing with you was…"

"Don't fucken lie," Alejandro mumble as Antonio groan as he held Flávio hands.

"You were hard to deal with and I already had to deal with Lovi with all of those things. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but when I saw Alejandro… I loved him more than you…" Flávio sigh as he gave a look with a somewhat understanding and bored expression at Antonio.

"...If you're trying to find a to forgive me, I've already moved on," Flávio said as Lovino lean over to his lover and closed his eyes. Trying to sleep or rest due to the pain that he's feeling.

Antonio felt relief that Flávio hasn't said anything that might lead to another beating. So they talked for a while until it reaches midnight. And that is when both Hungarian's and Austian's heard a loud scream from the hallways.

"ELIZABETA, RODERICH, ROLAND, ERZSÉBET!" Yelled out the girliest scream from Alejandro… ever. Roderich groans as he slams his pillow over his ear.

"Don't they know what time it is?" The Austrian said tiredly.

"Even in our marriage, Alejandro still has that scream," Roland said as he places an arm over his eyes.

"THE ROMANO'S WATER BROKE!" And cue the music…

After everyone got up, Lovino was in so much pain that he was cursing in his native language and Spanish at the same time. Flávio was just crying as he said that he needs his brother. Crybabies…

"Non voglio questo, non voglio questo, non voglio questo, non voglio questo ~ !"/I don't want this, I don't want this, I don't want this, I don't want this~!/ Flávio yelled out in Italian.

"STO ANDANDO FUCKEN UCCIDI, LUCIANO !"/I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, LUCIANO!/ Yelled Lovino.

"Easy now," Elizabeta said calmly as she was delivering Lovino's baby, "The baby is almost out." Lovino grips on the sheets as he started to pray in Italian.

Flávio also started to pray and grip the sheets. Then they heard two cries… Elizabeta was speaking in joyed that Lovino had a girl and Erzsébet was shocked as she sees that Flávio had a baby boy. Almost like she was going to cry. When the babies were cleaned up, the Hungarians gave both of the babies to both Flávio and Lovino. They took their babies and held them close. The girl had a light blonde red hair she had as Flávio took note it was Luciano baby. Lovino was holding his boy as he sees the baby hair was like Feliciano's.

"They're beautiful…" Lovino said as he tears up.

"Got any ideas to name them?" Flávio asked as he is loving his daughter mad.

"The bella should be called Sara and the boy should be called Leonardo,"

"Like Leonardo Da Vinci?" Flávio said as he chuckled. Lovino laugh as he kissed his son's forehead.

"Almost…"

After a few weeks later, Feliciano and Luciano came back as they carried both Sofia and Lorenzo inside when they saw Sara and Leonardo. Luciano held Sara in his arms as Feliciano held Leonardo as Flávio held Lorenzo as Lovino held Sofia. Say hello to Sara, Leonardo, Sofia, and Lorenzo Vargas to the family, everyone!


Okay, gonna make this quick: Both Sara and Sofia represent Rome- Sara being the 1p and Sofia being the 2p. And both Lorenzo and Leonardo represent Venices- Lorenzo being the 1p and Leonardo being the 2p. I need to write a fanfic of these kids and everyone else's when I finish this write. Oh, I should've mentioned that when I finish this. Stay tuned!