Act three-

3 months later-

Naru stood on the training grounds with a smirk on her face as little Iruka hit the ground on his back and rolled. He was coming along nicely in his training. Naru mused as the boy jumped back ot his feet and charged her again. Not a smart move since she was in a bit of a bitchy mood. She grabbed his little hand, kicked his feet out from under him and tossed him into the air like a rag doll. He hit the ground a few feet from where Itachi, Kakashi, and his father were standing, watching her train the boy.

She stood up and put her hand on her round stomach and took a deep breath as she felt a dull pain shoot down her spine and tried to keep her expression from showing it. She knew the signs of going into labor well since it was one of the things she had studied. She smiled as she heard Kyubbi swear again for the thousandth time in the past hour and snickered as the demon started going on a long rant about 'stupid kits' and what not before it's train of thought broke off and it started screaming,

"Oh my god! What is this?! What did I just step in?!" As another contraction almost made her double over. Oh. Ow, that hurt. She thought as she stopped walking to put her hand on her swollen stomach and hiss.

"We're taking on too much water! We're sinking! It's every child and demon for themselves!" Kyubbi shrieked as her water finally broke. Oh shit, that stupid demon was going to get them both into trouble.

Kakashi was by her side in an instant. "Naru, Naru, are you okay?" He asked worriedly as Itachi and Umino ran over to her. She took Kakashi's hand and started to smile when a particularly painful contraction caused her legs to buckle and she sank to the ground doubled over. Oh shit. Oh shit, goddamn it hurt!

"I think we should go to the hospital..." She said when she was finally able to breathe again. The males all exchanged a look and Umino sighed.

"I'll go find Lady Tsunade and make sure that she's sober." He said as he grabbed his panicing son and vanished. Itachi helped Kakashi pull her to her feet and was about to pick her up when she had another painful contraction and ended up pulling his hair. Kakashi was forced to stand there and watch in wide eyed horror as they both ended up screaming in pain. I'm suddenly not looking forward to this. The soon to be father thought in comical horror as Naru finally let Itachi go so that he could escape her while he still had hair.

It was going to be a painful day for them all.

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Naru lay on the gurny panting as Kakashi ran beside her, his hand holding hers loosely. "I hate you." She snapped at him as she had another contraction. It felt like her insides were coming apart. Kakashi visiably flinched. He had known that child birth was painful, but he had'nt understood how painful until she had said that to him.

"That's....fine." He said gently. If she wanted to hate him for putting her through this than that was perfectly okay with him. He had no problems with it what so ever. In fact he hated himself too. Hell, he would even casturate himself if she wanted him too.

"Your doing fine baby, just keep breathing." He said with a wary smile. Naru looked at him and bared her teeth.

"Maybe you don't understand the situation, honey. I feel like I'm being torn apart. And once I have these babies, I'm going to kill you as dead as the snake!"

"Okay, baby. That's fine. Just keep breathing." He said as he let go of her hand and grabbed Tsunade and hissed.

"For the love of god woman, give her some damn drugs!"