50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei

Number Forty-Nine

I will not stalk Kikumaru to prove my day was better than his.


"Gakuto, would you mind telling me why we are here?" Oshitari asked.

"Shut up, Yuushi. You're making me lose my concentration."

"Gakuto, if you're going to do anything drastic again you know Atobe's going to have your head on a platter."

"Whatever." Mukahi rolled his eyes. "I'm just stalking, big deal."

The two were currently crouched under a bush not too far away from a burger shop. The reason? No one knew, Mukahi just decided to drag Oshitari along with him to go stalk someone.

"Gakuto, if you're stalking Kikumaru-" Oshitari started.

Mukahi interrupted him. "I actually have a good reason for stalking him this time, you know."

"…What?"

"I'm stalking him so I can prove to Shishido that my day is better than his!" Mukahi exclaimed proudly.

"…I'm going home."

"Yuushi! You're mean!" Mukahi whined.

"I do not want to partake in any stalking of sorts just because you got into another argument with Shishido," Oshitari stated primly.

"But this is important!"

"Apparently it's more important than going to tennis practice."

"BUT I GET TO STALK THE PERSON THAT I HATE!" Mukahi protested loudly.

"…"

"THAT'S BEEN LIKE, MY FAITHFUL DREAM EVER SINCE I WAS TWO!!"

"Gakuto, I believe you need to get your priorities straightened out."

"Where they ever crooked?"

"That's not what I meant."

"…I was taking it literally."

"…"

"Hm…" Mukahi took out a pair of binoculars and looked through them. "It seems that Kikumaru is eating something."

"There's a 99.9 percent chance that it's a hamburger," Oshitari muttered.

Mukahi looked at him. "What are you, the new Inui?"

"…It's common sense; they're in a burger shop."

"Well they could be eating other things!"

"Like…what?"

"Like…fries! Or coke! Or maybe they decided to eat the cup just cause they felt like it!"

"Gakuto, people don't 'eat' coke, they drink it. And no one would try to eat the plastic cup."

"…Well fine. Be that way. And what about the 0.01 percent?"

"The 0.01 is just in case they're not eating anything at all. Which is almost impossible, because Kikumaru eats all the time."

"Isn't 0.01 just the same thing as almost impossible? It sounds so…redundant." Mukahi frowned. "Wait, what does redundant mean?"

"…Let's get back to tennis practice."

"But I'm still stalking him! We aren't going back until I prove that my day's better than his!"

"Gakuto, you're too stubborn."

"Yuushi, you never try to prove that you're smart."

"…"

"Wait, yes you do. You show off everyday in math class."

"Gakuto, I'm leaving now."

"YUUSHI, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! YOU HAVE TO STAY!!!" Mukahi shouted, clinging onto Oshitari.

"This activity is pointless, and I have no reason to stay here," Oshitari said. "And Atobe will have us running thirty extra laps for disappearing from practice."

"Wait! He's coming out of the building! Quick, hide!"

"Gakuto, I'm not hiding."

"But we're stalking, how can you not hide?"

"Because I'm not the one partaking the stalking, you are."


"So, did you find out anything?" Shishido asked.

Mukahi glared at him. "Oh yeah, I found out A LOT. I found out he first went to a burger shop and ate BURGERS. Then they went to some tennis court and they got to play TENNIS. Then, he went home and got to play video games! AND I WAS STUCK IN A FREAKING BUSH STALKING HIM, AND THEN ATOBE FOUND ME AND MADE ME RUN 20 LAPS AROUND HIS MANSION. DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG HIS MANSION IS?! IT'S LIKE, FREAKING HUGE!"

"So basically his day was better than yours."

"Obviously."

"Ah, the irony."

"Shishido, you're dead meat."


Ah, classical irony. Something that is definitely happening in English class right now. PSHH.