Friday antics. Jay-Z concert, open mic…
enjoy!
Chord was pacing around the living room.
Nash: stop that you're giving me anxiety.
Chord: What if he tries something?
Nash: Who? Irish or Dorky cute?
Chord: either or….
Nash: What if both do? Bow chicka wow wow!
Chord: Shut up. I'm going to that open mic.
Nash: uh! No! you're going to see Jay-z with me and the guys and you're going to have fun. Amber's a big girl and you my dude…jealous is not a good look for you.
Chord: at least I can trust Sam.
Nash: Sam?
Chord: the other new kid. He's cool and he's got a girl so I don't worry.
Nash laughed.
Chord: what?
Nash: because having a girl has stopped other guys before. Remember who liked who when he was dating a certain ms. Training wheels.
Chord: We were already on the verge of breaking up.
Nash: [putting his hands up as if in surrender] I'm just saying!
Chord: you're doing a terrible thing at convincing me not to go see her.
Nash: Relax, Chord. She's only got eyes for you. Which I don't get to be honest.
Chord: [laughing] you're an asshole.
Nash's phone rang.
Nash: Let me get this. Please call you your bro and find out what time they're getting us.
Chord: okay.
Chord took out his phone to dial Mark.
Nash picked up his ringing phone.
Nash: DORITO!
Jake: hey
Nash: what's the good word?
Jake: So listen, I got some hot girls I want to bring to the pool party. I just wanted to run it by you first.
Nash: hot girls, pool party, Nash Overstreet…Didya really have to ask bro?
Jake: [laughing] okay, okay had to double check.
Nash: Awesome dude. Listen bring some beer please because I know how you drink like a fish and I'm not Donald Trump here.
Jake: [laughing] Nashie, you know I always got you right.
Nash: yeah. Talk to you later. I have a concert to go to.
Jake: Alright amigo. See you tomorrow.
Nash: Adios.
Nash hung up and looked over to his brother.
Nash: well?
Chord: 5 minutes. Was that Jake?
Nash: yup. He's bringing some ladies to the party. [starts dancing]
Chord: Nash, Can we not do anything embarrassing tomorrow? I mean, Amber and I have only been dating for three days…
Nash: [gasps] Would I, ever embarrass my cute little baby brother?
Chord: Yes, actually, multiple times.
Nash: [laughing] I'll be on my best behavior.
Chord: Jake's bringing a bunch of girls…When you say best…
Nash: Chordy, you got a girl. A fine ass woman. Let your brother have some fun. Stop worrying, the party's going to be righteous. Deal?
Chord: [sighing] okay. I just don't trust that Jake.
Nash: hush your mouth. He was supposed to be my basist. But noooo he had to go trade his soul in for the real world.
Chord: Not everyone can be as glamorous as you Nash.
Nash: I don't know why not, it's a better way to live.
A car horn beeped outside and the two got their leather jackets.
Nash: this is going to be epic!
The two walked over to Mark's jeep.
Mark: yo! Kevin,Darren, and Harry are meeting us over there.
Chris was in the backseat and Nash climbed in next to him as chord shotgun.
Nash: whaddup Chris?
Chris: Nash.
Chord: hey Chris.
Chris: hey, Chord.
Nash: Chris! I didn't know you were a Jay-z fan?
Chris: neither did I…[he said sarcastically] I'm here to keep the order. Make sure you guys don't blow something up or something.
Nash: Glee boys gone wild! Holy shit I'm standing on a gold mine.
Chris: Don't encourage them Nash.
Nash: [laughing] Mark show us your boobies!
Mark: oh Nashie [giggling] What if my parents see?
Nash: It's just a home video! This won't be sold for tons of money….nahhh
Chord: do it. Do it.
Chris: This whole night is going to be one big mind fuck. [he said rubbing his temples]
They boys all laughed and Nash shoved Chris gently.
Nash: I love ya man.
Chris: love ya too Nash.
They arrived at the STAPLES center and parked their car.
They all put their caps and sunglasses on and saw Darren, Kevin, and Harry waiting for them.
Kevin: hello ladies.
They all said hello to eachother.
Chord nodded to Darren and Darren nodded back. Their relationship was still rocky. Mostly because Harry still felt strongly for Amber.
Harry: Man, all we need is Cory.
Kevin: that's what relationships do to you. Dianna was all dead set against me coming and was all like "girrrl, stop I'm gonna hang out with the boys tonight"
Kevin's phone rang.
Kevin: gimme a sec. [he picked up his phone] Hey babygirl. Yeah, I miss you too. No, you're cuter.
All the guys were looking at him smirking.
Kevin: Ah listen Di, I gotta go. My balls are on the line, here. [Kevin laughed] kisses boo. [and hung up]
Chord: wow.
Harry: yep
Darren: I think it's cute.
Mark: Oh D!
They boys all laughed and made their way inside. Chord took out his phone and texted Amber.
Going in now, beautiful. Hope you're having fun.
He waited for a response and his phone buzzed.
Say hi to Jay-z for me ;) have fun and don't flirt with too many girls now. you have a 3 girl limit.
Chord laughed and texted again.
LOL! :p Love you babe.
Amber responded.
Love you too xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Chord put his phone on silent and walked into the arena.
Chord: Kevin, tell me again how you got these tickets.
Kevin: I'm that man. Hello?
Darren: [laughing] Actually, I got them. Jay-z's manager's daughter is a fan of Glee.
Kevin: and has a lady boner for this guy! [pointing to Darren]
Darren:[laughing] yeah well she's too young for me, KEVIN! So I sent her some signed memorabilia and I scored tickets. So I told him I had a couple of friends and they said no prob.
Chord: Wow D, that's real cool of you.
Darren: [smiling] thanks Chord.
They group of boys made their way to the front and the crowd was wild. Jay-Z came out with four women scantily clad.
Nash: Well, shit…I'm in the wrong genre of music.
Chord: behave yourself.
Nash: fuck that! Reckless is my middle name, remember?
Nash winked at his brother.
The boys each took turns at getting beers except for Mark and Darren who were the designated driver.
Harry: [to Chord, yelling over the music] how's Amber?
Chord: she's okay. Why do you ask?
Harry: are you two an item yet?
Chord chuckled.
Chord: What's it to you?
Harry: just curious.
Chord: we still have some things to work out.
Harry: Gotcha!
The crowd went wild when Jay-z broke out into Empire state of mind.
Kevin: aww shit Cory's missing it! Mark! Mark! Brings back old memories!
Mark: I know dude.
They guys started singing along and were having a blast.
Meanwhile another group of friends were on their way to a local open mic. They each were incognito wearing an assortment of wigs, hats, and sunglasses.
Samuel: I don't get what's the big deal with me being Hermione?
Damian :ugh! Because she's a girl!
Amber: [giggling] oh my God how bout we go as super heros instead?
Cameron: I call Batman
Damian: Superman
Samuel: The incredible hulk
Amber: ummm Catwoman?
Damian: Hot
Cameron: no doubt.
Samuel: all the visions in my head….you're a married man Samuel.
The group laughed.
Amber: okay I'm ready.
The group walked into the small coffee shop and were giggling at their plan.
There was a girl with pink hair standing at the door.
Girl: Hi, I'm Jess. Will you guys be performing tonight?
Damian: yes.
Girl: Okay, can I have your names please?
Damian: Batman.
Cameron: Superman
Samuel: The Incredible Hulk
Amber: [unable to contain her laughter] Catwoman.
Girl: ummm…oookaaayy.
Samuel: It's our stage names.
Girl: gotcha. Okay so I'll put you guys down as the superheroes. You guys are next. Is that okay?
Amber: oh boy! Yeah!
They all sat down at a table.
Damian: do you think they'll recognize us? [Damian said adjusting his wig]
Amber: not a chance [she said fixing her hat]
They all laughed. The act that was up had just finished playing and everyone was clapping.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman! Give it up for Tumbleweeds! Looks like we have a last minute submission. Put your hands together for the superheroes!
Amber, Damian, Samuel, and Cameron got up.
Cameron: oh my God we are the biggest dorks
Amber: [putting her hand on Cameron's shoulder] Dorks run the world.
Cameron: I don't think I'll ever wash this shoulder again!
Amber laughed and the group went on stage.
Damian approached the mic. And put on his best American accent.
Damian: howdy!
Amber giggled.
Damian smiled at her.
Damian: we are the super heros and this is STARSTUKK by 3oh!3
The crowd cheered and they started.
The boys started with:
Nice legs, Daisy dukes,
Makes a man go whoo-whoo
That's the way they all come through
Like whoo-whoo whoo-whoo
Low-cut, see-through shirts That make you whoo-whoo
That's the way she come through
Like whoo-whoo whoo-whoo
Amber was laughing hystericall and pretended to be the vixen. The crowd was going wild. And she sang:
(Cause I) Just set them up Just set them up
Just set them up
To knock them down
(Cause I) Just set them up Just set them up
Just set them up
To knock them down
Together they went into the chorus:
I think I should know how
To make love to something innocent
Without leaving my fingerprints out, now
L-O-V-E's just another word
I'll never learn to pronounce
How do I say I'm sorry
'Cause the word is
Never gonna come out no
L-O-V-E's just another word
I'll never learn to pronounce
Amber was really enjoying herself dancing with the guys.
The guys started up again and Amber walked around the coffee shop, strutting. Everyone was enjoying the performance.
Tight jeans, Double D's Makin' me go whoo-whoo
All the people on the street Know [whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo]
Iced-out, lit-up
Make the kids go whoo-whoo
All the people on the street Know whoo-whoo whoo-whoo
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Amber laughed and continued:
(Cause I) Just set them up Just set them up
Just set them up
To knock them down
(Cause I) Just set them up Just set them up
Just set them up
To knock them down
Together they sang:
I think I should know how
To make love to something innocent
Without leaving my fingerprints out now
L-O-V-E's just another word I'll never learn to pronounce
How do I say I'm sorry
'Cause the word is
Never gonna come out no
L-O-V-E's just another word I never learned to pronounce
Push it baby
Push it baby out of control
I got my gun cocked tight And I'm ready to blow
Push it baby
Push it baby out of control This is the same old dance That you already know (x2)
I think I should know how
To make love to something innocent
Without leaving my fingerprints out no
L-O-V-E's just another word
I'll never learn to pronounce
The crowd went wild. They were all screaming for an encore.
Announcer: wow, you guys sound like professionals!
Amber laughed. She was having so much fun with her new friends. She hadn't heard from Chord so she was hoping he was in a better mood.
Meanwhile at the STAPLES center
Chord: I AM THE KING OF THE MUTHA FREAKING JUNGLE!
Nash: show me show me. Show me your Kanye shrug
Chord started dancing in the parking lot.
Nash : Are you guys watching? My brother is the KING! The KING BABY!
Mark: Shitfaced
Darren: have you seen Kevin? I think in the dictionary, next to the word shitfaced, you will see a picture of him
Kevin: [to Darren] I love her so much! She's got pretty blonde hair..
Harry: I'm a real ninja! A real one!
Chris: and this is why I don't hang out with you guys on the weekend.
Everyone was laughing and dancing around the parking lot.
