[Recording]
Day Fifty One.
Castle asked me to come hang out today, which turned out to be a mistake. Apparently Sophia has been called away on a mission, something "top secret" that he's "not supposed to know about" so he spent most of our time rambling on about how they barely see each other because she's so focused on finding Hunt, whom Castle believes is a "Bad Guy who has been selling intel to the Chinese that might start World War Three."
At least she's keeping a few of the details of the case from him.
The last thing I needed today was to listen to him ramble on about how cool it is that his girlfriend knows how to make an explosive device out of a piece of string and a carton of eggs. If only he knew that I was mentally listing off 158 different ways to permanently silence him on the subject of his girlfriend, using only objects within a three foot radius of where we were sitting.
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