A/N: I was supposed to have this up forever ago, but the first draft of this sucked so bad, I had to completely change everything around. Most of this never happened in the original version. I'm kind of sad I couldn't work with the original version though.

REVIEWS

Zrexheartz: =D Thank you!

I Am Blueberry: XD She is insane! She only enjoys killing people who pretend to be her precious Optimus. She hasn't even found out Mimic slept with him already! XD Oh he will.

Anonymous BW FG: -6 monthes later- DOOOM DOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOM DOOM DOOM

Autobotschic: We don't want to give him a spark attack do we? Okay, maybe we do... XD


Unicronia ignored the blaring alarms that sounded from above her. It wasn't everyday she had time to herself in the lab. Usually, there was Mimic, Far Stop, and all the other annoying mechs bugging her.

Unicronia frowned at the sound of footsteps jumping down the stairs. She slowly turned around and smiled. "Far Stop, if that's you, can you bring me some of the rust sticks you helped me hide?"

"I'm afraid we can't do that." Men came from the entrance, and made a circular formation around Unicronia. Their weapons pointed to the small places between her armor.

Unicronia frowned at the men that were circled around her. "How did you get down here?"

"You're the best engineer in this place?" One of the men yelled up.

Unicronia shrugged. "Well, yes. If I had to say something. I mean my inventions have a thirty percent less chance of blowing up than Wheeljack's."

The man glanced over to the others. "Get her."

"What?" Unicronia backed up. "You get me? You're so... so tiny!"

The man didn't seem very impressed with Unicronia's insult. "Really?"

"Yeah..." Unicronia answered suspiciously. Before she knew it, she writhing on the ground from an electrical surge to her helm. "Frag."


Unicronia groaned as she sat up. "Ow." She glanced around at the dark room, monitors laced the walls. Humans were typing on the computers, and some held clipboards.

"It's up, sir!" A voice yelled.

"Good. I am Silas." The man from before smirked.

"That's a strange name. Have you ever thought about changing it?"

Silas glared. "How about this? Fix that, and we'll talk about letting you go."

Unicronia looked behind her made a disgusted face. "What is that?"

"The better question is what it will become." Silas smirked at the sloppily formed pieces of mechanics that laced the ground. "This is all the materials you'll have to build me a mecha."

"A mech?"

"Yes, a mecha."

Unicronia frowned. That seemed like an odd request. "So, what do you want him to be like?"

"What?" Silas frowned.

"Nevermind." Unicronia stood up. "What happens if I don't finish it?"

"You die."

"That seems... fair?" Unicronia sighed. "Not like I'll fail anyways." She grabbed a huge leg shaped chunk of metal. "Do you guys have something that will help me shape these scrap pieces?"

Silas frowned. "Are you not going to refuse or?"

Unicronia shrugged. "Nope. As far as I see it, it's going to be fun building a nice mech for you."

"Mecha."

"Yes, a mech."

Silas sighed. "Whatever."

Unicronia smiled as she got what she needed. "Thank you!"


Shadow Stalker hummed as she opened the false closet's door, and walked in. "Unicronia! I'm bored, let's blow something... up?" She frowned as she glanced around the empty lab. "Well, that's disappointing."

Shadow Stalker walked over to one of the lab tables with some chemicals setting in some test tubes. "This looks flammable." She smirked as she grabbed the green liquid and ran upstairs.


Unicronia turned her helm to the side as she stared at the two fully formed legs. "Mmm. I'd tap those legs." She giggled to herself as she walked over to the place on the wall she was using to draw out her blueprints with a giant piece of chalk.

Unicronia rubbed her chin as she added another part to the chassis. A huge blob. "I would do Blobatron proud. I'm actually glad we decided he would be our mascot. Who wouldn't want a giant blob as a mascot?"

Unicronia turned back to the metal she had left. That wouldn't be enough. "Hey! I need more metal!" The people above her ignored her. "HEY!" She screamed. The building vibrated, and people tried to regain their balance. Now that she had their attention. "I need more metal."

One of the men nodded before he ran off. Unicronia smiled. She loved bossing humans around.


Shadow Stalker held the test tube above a welder, the closest thing she could find to a flame. "Three, two, ONE!" She dropped the test tube and frowned when the thing actually started to catch aflame. "Frag." She went to run, but it was too late. The explosion caught up to her and she was engulfed in the smoke and flames.


Optimus froze as the floor and walls around him rumbled from an explosion. "Not again." He turned around and quickly headed for where the epicenter of the explosion was. "Why would Unicronia start an explosion in the femme wash racks?"

Optimus knocked on the door. "Unicronia?"

No answer.

"Do you need Ratchet?"

No answer still.

"I'm coming in." Optimus opened the door and coughed as smoke bellowed out. He waited a second before the smoke cleared. He glanced around before he slammed his faceplates shut to hide the shutter of laughter.

A small Shadow Stalker sat on the ground staring up at Optimus. Her arms were crossed over her chest, and optics narrowed in a heated glare. "Shut up!" Her voice came out in a raised pitch which only made Optimus work harder to hold in the laughter.

"Sparkling suits you." Optimus successfully pushed out without releasing his laughter.

"I'll murder you!"

"I'm sorry if I don't take you," giggles came out of the huge leaders mouth, "Seriously."

"Shut up!"


Unicronia froze in her work. "Somebody touched my stuff." She glanced down at one of the humans who was in the process of reaching out to touch one of the legs. "STOP IT!" The man fell over in shock. "Don't touch my legs, Pervert."

Unicronia grabbed a piece of tubing, and a welder. She walked over to the shell of the chassis she had, and began using metal braces to hold the tubing in place. "This mech is going to be so sexy."