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Chapter 44 – Surprise!
"I don't understand, Anna. Why do you keep insisting we wait outside?" Elsa asked her sister as she was led outside.
"Oh, you'll see." Anna giggled, pushing Elsa along.
The queen looked at her sister curiously, wondering what she had planned. Today was Elsa's birthday, and she was really curious of what was planned for her...not that she expected a grand party. A simple Happy Birthday would've sufficed...she wasn't really big on the extravagant.
While she didn't expect a party, at least she hoped Beerus would come. It had been three months since Elsa had seen him and she was anxious to see him again.
It troubled her that he didn't visit once, but...maybe he was surprising her on her birthday to make it special? Elsa didn't know.
But it still didn't explain why she was going outside to the courtyard, of all places.
"Okay, Anna. Do you mind explaining to me what exactly is going on?"
"Just bear with me, sis. I'm sure you're gonna love what happens in the next few minutes." Anna said. In the three months since Beerus had informed her of his plan, Anna had been going all out for this.
It was a bit of a challenge not to let it slip to Elsa, but she did it. And now, it was time. All they had to do was get there.
Elsa was getting suspicious but shrugged it off. "Oh, fine."
The two of them made it to the courtyard and they saw only two people there. "Beerus? Whis?" Elsa muttered in surprise. "What are you two doing here?"
The god smiled. "Do you really think I need a reason?" Beerus chuckled before walking towards Elsa and gave her a small affectionate bump to her forehead. "Happy birthday, Elsa."
For all it's worth, Elsa was just happy to have Beerus here and greet her a happy birthday. Giving a smile of her own, Elsa hugged Beerus back. "Thank you, it means a lot coming for you."
While this was going on, Anna and Whis watched with smiles on their faces. Those two have come a long way since their first meetings. And Whis and Anna couldn't be happier for them.
True, they had their spats before and their relationship almost destroyed...but that was all behind them now.
Beerus and Elsa...they deserved each other.
"You're welcome." Beerus said before looking back and nodding at Whis who nodded back. "Elsa, I have a surprise for you."
Elsa lifted her head to look up at her lover's slitted eyes. "Oh, you don't have to, Beerus. You're more than enough of a surprise I could handle." She giggled
The god pouted before smirking and leaning down to her ear. "Well, then you'll love this." He whispered lowly, sending shivers down Elsa's spine. "But you have to close your eyes."
"...Why..?" Elsa sighed out shakily.
"Trust me. You'll love it."
"Okay, I trust you." With that Elsa closed her eyes shut. She promised herself that she would trust Beerus with her life, Elsa would not break that promise. Not now or ever.
Once he was sure that Elsa would not look, Beerus looked at Whis and Anna and they nodded. In the next second, the four disappeared.
Elsa felt something pull her body and was tempted to open her eyes but decided against it. Beerus has something in store for her and she wasn't going to spoil it. This was for her and he only wanted to make it special.
She felt Beerus' arms leave her and Elsa felt disappointment at that, but still she held strong against temptation.
"Okay, you can open them now." She heard Beerus say and slowly opened her eyes. The moment Elsa opened her eyes, Elsa immediately knew that she wasn't on Arendelle seeing as the sky wasn't blue.
She recognized this place...this was Beerus's home...but why did Beerus? She looked in front of her and was surprised to see everyone she knew here. Anna, Kristoff, Olaf, Aladdin, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Eugene, Hercules, Meg, everyone. And at the front, was Beerus who wore a gentle smile.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELSA!" A group of her friends, family, and some other people shouted as they clapped and greeted at her.
Elsa covered her mouth in surprise, taking a step back. What...what's this? Everyone...Anna, Kristoff, Olaf, Rapunzel, Eugene, Hercules...every friend she had was here.
Anna came up to her shell shocked older sibling and enveloped her in a hug. "Happy birthday, Elsa." She said happily. "You didn't think we wouldn't throw you a party, did you?"
"W-What's going on..?" Elsa asked, not making heads or tails of any of this.
Kristoff came up and wrapped an arm around his wife's waist. "Isn't it obvious, Elsa? This is your birthday party." Her brother in law said with a smile.
Then the shock began to wore off and Elsa had gained a massive smile herself as she hugged her friends in gratitude for this. "Oh, thank you all. Anna, how did you convince Beerus to hold the party here?"
Anna giggled. "About that...I didn't plan for this."
Elsa raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
"It was Beerus' idea, Queen Elsa." Elsa turned and saw Whis there. "He had the idea to hold your birthday here."
Elsa didn't know what to say. While everyone was congratulating her, she desperately searched for Beerus in the crowd and she finally found him talking to two men with pointy hairs.
'Beerus...he planned this...for me..?' Elsa thought to herself. A gentle smile formed to her lips. She couldn't believe it, Beerus had done this for her. He planned a surprise birthday party for her and on his planet.
If Elsa didn't admit it then, she'll admit it now. She loves him. She loves Beerus to death.
Making up her mind, Elsa excused herself and made her way towards the god she loved with all her heart. For this occasion, she'll be the bold one.
"I must say, your wife does know how to plan and throw a party, Prince Vegeta." Beerus praised as he eyes the decore of this event. Since this was the first event on his home in millennia, Beerus expected nothing but the best.
And he wasn't disappointed.
"Hmph, one of the few things that woman is good at." Vegeta grumbled, but in truth, he was really glad Bulma went above in beyond for this. She outdid herself and Vegeta appreciated it...but the proud prince wouldn't admit that.
Goku just gave Vegeta a slap to his back. "Aw, don't be like that, Vegeta. Bulma and Whis did a great job with this party. And besides, there's food here!"
Beerus looked at the Saiyan clown with a raised brow. "Do you ever think of something besides battle and food?" Beerus asked.
"What do you expect from this clown, Lord Beerus." Vegeta sneered at his longtime rival. "He only thinks with his fist and damn stomach."
"Vegeta, that was a low blow." Son Goku whined like a child before he saw the birthday girl coming at them. "Oh, hey, Elsa!" He waved as Vegeta and Beerus looked at her direction.
Once he laid eyes on Elsa, Beerus gave her a welcoming smile. "Elsa, I hope you were pleasantly surprised with-MMPH?!" Beerus didn't get to finish when Elsa grabbed his neck ornament and pulled him in, crashing his lips to hers.
Beerus was slightly surprised by this as Elsa was never this bold, but he wasn't about to complain. Closing his eyes, the god welcomed the kiss with vigor, his tail wrapping itself around Elsa's waist.
When the kiss ended, almost reluctantly, Elsa hugged Beerus closer to her lithe form, snuggling against him. "Thank you, Beerus." She whispered, sporting a blush.
The god also sported a blush of his own in addition to his surprised expression. It wasn't the kiss that surprised him but how bold Elsa had done it.
Elsa had guts, that much Beerus already knew, but he didn't think she would be bold enough to do this! 'Well, even now you still manage to surprise me.' The god thought amusedly before forming a small smirk formed to his lips.
"Well...I can't take all the credit." He chuckled. "As much as I hate to admit it, I had help in this."
"Regardless." Elsa looked up at him and gave him a little peck to his nose. "Thank you." She stared at his eyes...eyes that would only look at her the way only a lover would. Her heart fluttered at the sight of it.
Beerus felt the same way. He had her in his arms and soon in the near future, Beerus would make her his again.
Nothing could ruin this moment.
"Ahem." The sound of someone clearing their throat caught the two lovers off guard, shattering their little trance.
Tearing their gazes away from each other, Beerus and Elsa looked at where the sound came from...and they were reminded on where they were and who were they with.
All around the...were the guests...all sporting knowing grins and teasing smirks. Elsa finally realized what she had done and her pale face exploded in an inferno as she hid in Beerus' chest.
The Hakaishin wasn't faring any better. Oh, the humiliation...these idiots will never let him live down...
"Well..." A woman in her late forties, Bulma, began. "We all know what to do. On the count of three."
The god paled. "One. Two. Three."
And just like that, the whole audience erupted in a chorus of cheers, claps, and whistles.
"WOOOH! YEAH, LORD BEERUS!"
"I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU, ELSA!"
"OOOOHHH! LORD BEERUS, THAT'S SO ROMANTIC OF YOU!"
"OH, LONG LIVE AND THE BRIDE AND GROOM!" Genie transformed himself to numerous wedding bells and began to ring them, complete with pigeons flying to the sky.
These were only a few of the comments thrown their way. It was embarrassing to hear for Beerus and Elsa, so much so that the god used his ears to cover his eyes to hide his shame.
"Oh, thE humiliation." Beerus mumbled in Elsa's hair as the applause continued. Elsa only nodded, somehow wishing for the ability to disappear.
"...It can't get any worse, can it?"
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! WE ALREADY GOT THE WEDDING PLANNED OUT!"
Elsa's eyes widened in shock as Beerus sighed. "And it just got worse."
Several moments later, the humiliation finally ended and the party could now begin. Introductions were made as Elsa's friends and the Earth's inhabitants mingled away.
Elsa and her friends mingled away, having conversations with the other guests. It was kind of nice...she didn't have to act all regal here unlike the parties back home. Here, she could just be herself.
The queen looked around and saw the everybody was having a good time. Everyone, even the children looked like they were getting along very well.
"So, you're a god, huh?" Goku asked the man in front of him in curiosity.
"Well, yeah, but when I was a baby, I got kidnapped and turned mortal. I would've been killed but I somehow retained my godlike strength." Hercules said with a shrug.
Goku's eyes lit up at the mention of godlike strength. "Wow, so you must be very strong! Do you think you and I can spar sometimes?" He asked excitedly before he was hit on the head by his wife.
"Goku, there will be no fighting here UNDERSTAND?!" Chichi screamed at her husband who bowed repeatedly.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Hercules and his wife laughed at this.
Elsa giggled at this as well. These people Beerus was acquainted too...they were an interesting bunch...a little crazy but interesting.
The queen was happy for all of this. This is one of the best birthdays she could ask for and she had everyone to thank for that. But there was one god that she would thank for the rest of her life.
Her eyes searched for Beerus, wanting to be by his side for this. And there he was, talking with Anna, Kristoff, and a woman with blue green hair with Whis. Without a second thought, she went towards them.
"Wow, I gotta admit, this party is really cool. And the decorations." Kristoff whistled appreciatively at the scenery. Sure, this was already home of a god, but damn, the decor suited it perfectly.
"Well, we try." Bulma giggled, motioning to herself and Whis. "It was really not that hard. Just make sure you have enough food to last an entire year."
Anna and Kristoff didn't know what to say to that and just gave an awkward laugh. "Ahaha, okay." Anna looked at Beerus with a smile. "Thanks for doing this for my sister."
The god just shrugged and turned away from them. "It's...nothing."
"Oh, don't be like that, Lord Beerus." Whis said. "Take a little credit for something you've actually done."
For that, Beerus crossed his arms with a scowl. "Hey, I do a lot of things too, Whis." He said haughtily.
"Oh, and what might that be?" A voice asked behind him but Beerus registered it as Whis' question.
"If you must know, I destroy planets to keep the Universe in check. I think that's more than enough merit me some credit." Beerus huffed in a very prideful way.
He stayed that way until Beerus realized...that wasn't Whis' voice. "Huh? What? Who?" The god asked before he felt something wet touch his cheek.
"Oh, Beerus. You really have to pay more attention sometimes." Elsa giggled, coming beside a snickering Whis.
"E-Elsa?" Beerus sputtered out before regaining his composure with a clear of his throat. "Oh, I didn't see you there." He tried to play it off. "Well, in any case. Elsa, this is Bulma. The one who helped Whis and I plan your party."
Bulma was still snickering but held her hand up to the birthday girl. "Hey, I'm Bulma. Nice to finally meet you."
The queen gladly took her hand and shook it. "Nice to meet you too. Thank you for helping Beerus and Whis with this."
"Eh, it was nothing." Bulma waved it off. "And I gotta say, I don't know how you did it but you actually made THE God of Destruction fall for you. I'm impressed."
Both Elsa and Beerus blushed and shuffled awkwardly around. "Umm…thanks…I guess." Elsa muttered.
Bulma just laughed at the two's expense. "Oh, you two are so CUUUUUTE!" She gushed out, then made a photo frame with her hands and focused it on the blushing couple. "Awwwwww, you two gotta invite me to your big day."
Beerus stiffened up before he grabbed Elsa's hand. "All right, uh...I think I smell some pudding, come along Elsa." The queen didn't complain as she and Beerus walked away.
Anna, Kristoff, Whis, and Bulma watched as the two walked away before busting up laughing.
The god cringed when he heard them laughing and grumbled. 'Stupid woman.'
Elsa saw the irritated look on Beerus' face as well as the embarrassed blush he had on. While she too was a little embarrassed herself, she thought it was cute.
"Don't let it get to you, Beerus." Elsa said as they stopped at the food stands and sat down.
Beerus huffed. "It's not…it was just a little humiliating." He muttered before he called the cook over.
"Hello, what can I get for you two?"
"A large serving of sushi and kakiage." Beerus said and the cook got started with his order.
Elsa just nodded. "Well…yeah, it was really embarrassing." She mumbled before laying her head on Beerus' shoulder. "But I really don't mind."
Giving out his own chuckle, Beerus nuzzled his cheek on her head. "Hmm…I guess I can overlook it…for now."
"Has anybody told you you're actually a big softy?" Elsa giggled and Beerus scrunched up his nose.
"I am not a big softy." He said indignantly with a pout. Elsa just gave him an unconvinced smirk and a raised eyebrow that made the god roll his eyes. "All right, don't tell anybody."
Elsa nodded her head with a giggle. "Your secret's safe with me."
"Hmph, somehow that doesn't reassure me." Beerus said and all he got was a shove by Elsa.
"Oh, shush you…"
A few minutes later, their food was finally delivered. "Here you go. Enjoy!"
"Thank you." Beerus and Elsa both said before taking in the sight and smell of their dish.
"Mmmm." Elsa moaned out, sniffing the fragrance emitted by the sushi and kakiage. "I haven't tasted sushi in a long while." She was looking forward to this.
"Well, let's eat." Beerus picked up a piece of sushi with his chopsticks and shoved it into his mouth. Oh, the flavor never gets old. "So good."
Elsa couldn't agree more as they sat there together, taking their sweet time with their snack.
After a few more minutes and bites, Beerus and Elsa had finished their snack, they gave their regards to the cook and they were just walked around.
"You're the best, Beerus." Elsa said, snuggling against Beerus' side.
"Well, thank you." He replied with a smug tone. It was definitely a boost in his pride.
The queen chuckled before shoving him slightly. "Don't let it get to you head, though. Wouldn't want your head to get any bigger."
Beerus pouted and lightly whacked Elsa's head with his tail. "Tsk, you're annoying sometimes. You know that right?"
"And you're not?"
"Only to you." Beerus chuckled.
Elsa merely smiled. This day couldn't be any better. Her friends were enjoying themselves, she had met new interesting people, and Beerus was by her side once again. It was all perfect in her eyes.
But this day will only get more interesting.
In front of the couple, a flash of light suddenly appeared and the two had to cover their eyes from the sudden flash. It wasn't long before the others too noticed this.
As quickly as the light came, it disappeared. And in its place was the last thing Beerus and Elsa wanted to see.
"Champa, what are you doing here?" Beerus growled, placing himself in front of Elsa for her own protection.
The others saw this and immediately assumed a fighting stance. Even though they knew this newcomer appeared similar to Beerus, and no doubt similar in power, they would be damned if they let him do as he pleased.
Champa glared at his brother but turned away with his arms crossed over his chest. "You can relax, Beerus. I'm not here to cause trouble." He grumbled out.
Beerus wasn't convinced. This was his brother after all. "And what makes you think I believe that?"
Elsa just hid behind Beerus, she was scrawd of Champa ever since he tried to kill her. But she had Beerus by her side now, and that eased her nerves a little.
Seeing that Beerus wasn't going to believe Champa, Vadis decided to intervene. "Lord Beerus, let me explain." The god looked at her and nodded slowly. "Lord Champa speaks the truth, for once. He's not here to cause trouble."
Well, at least Beerus could trust Vados' word but that doesn't mean he'll let his guard down. "Well, that's a first." Beerus commented, letting himself relax a little.
Whis came in beside his lord and looked at her sister with interest. "Then what are you two doing here?"
Champa glowered and shifted uncomfortably. He couldn't believe he was doing this!
Vados smiled and cast a sly look at Champa. "Why, Champa is here to apologize to Queen Elsa for his behavior from before."
Beerus and Whis were more than surprised at this. So much so that they slowly looked at each other to see if they were hearing the same thing before looking at Vados and Champa.
"My brother has never apologized for anything." Beerus narrowed his eyes at...Champa. "Who are you really, imposter?"
Champa gritted his teeth and glared at his brother. "You ass! How could you even think I'm an imposter! I am Champa!"
"...Yep, you're him." Beerus said in a deadpan tone. "No one whines like that except for Champa."
"Why you..!" Champa would've charged at his brother but Vados blocked him.
"Now, Lord Champa. Remember why we're here. We came here to apologize to the queen." Vados scolded like a mother would her child. "Now, move along."
The younger and plumped of the two gods snarled at his attendant before giving out a huff. "To think, me a Hakaishin, forced to apologize to a lowly mortal." He growled out.
Beerus heard what he said and glared at his younger twin. "Choose your next words carefully, brother. I will not have you disrespect Elsa in my home."
Giving one more heated look at Beerus, Champa turned his attention to Elsa and sighed. "All right, let's just get this over with." He groaned. "I want to...uh...I came here today to...a-a...p-p-p...ol-o...g-i-i-ize..." That word made Champa crimge with every letter uttered. "For my behavior...last time...we met."
Elsa looked at him for a while before smiling. "I accept."
Champa just sighed in relief that his ordeal was over...or so he thought.
Beerus had heard what his brother had said and every word made him closer and closer to laughing until he just couldn't take it anymore. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed wildly, holding his sides.
Champa became red as a tomato while Beerus laughed at him. "S-SHUT UP!"
"HAHAHAHA! Oh, Whis, tell me you recorded that!"
Whis tapped his staff and lo and behold, there was an image of Champa. "I want to...uh...I came here today to...a-a...p-p-p...ol-o...g-i-i-ize..." The recording played over and over again, causing Beerus to drop to the ground, holding his aching stomach.
"OH, IT'S TOO MUCH!" Beerus wheezed out.
At this, everyone started to snicker. Vados too couldn't help the small giggle at the expense of her charge.
With his face red with embarrassment, Champa jumped at his brother with a roar and they tussled all over the ground.
"YOU SKINNY NO GOOD CAT!" Champa tried to pummel a still laughing Beerus. "YOU HAD BETTER DELETE THAT AT ONCE, BEERUS!"
"Why?! It's too funny!" Beerus tainted, easily throwing his brother off him.
Champa snarled but before he could attack Beerus again, he was stopped by Vados. "That's enough, Lord Champa." She held out her staff in front of him, forcing the god to stop dead in his tracks.
Though he so wanted to beat Beerus within an inch of his life, Champa withdrew and set down beside Vados with an indignant huff. "Hmph, now that that's over with, we can-" He stopped when he smelled something. "W-What is that?" He sniffed it again and this time he was enchanted with the aroma.
He let his nose lead him and Champa found himself to the food stands and began ordering every dish available. Vados shook her head before excusing herself and joining Champa.
Seeing as the situation was resolved, the others resumed their fun but kept an eye on the two new editions.
Elsa came up to Beerus who was still chuckling and nudged him. "Do you have to antagonize him like that?"
"Yes, yes I do."
It wasn't long for the whole party to be seated down on a big table with drinks in hand and began to talk. And soon after, stories were being passed around as drinks were served.
"And the thing just kept coming. I lost count on how many heads I cut off. I just kept cutting and hacking and slicing." Hercules made slashing motions with a spoon as everybody listened in. "But every time I cut off one, two more comes out."
"So how did you kill it?" Pan asked, moving towards the edge of her seat.
"It wasn't easy. The Hydra had me pinned to a wall but before the bastard could eat me, I made the mountain crumble down on it like this." Hercules cupped his hands together and pretended to slam his fists to the table, making some laugh. "Then it was gone."
"Wow, that was awesome!" Goten and Trunks whooped as they give the Son of Zeus high fives.
"Well, I try." Hercules said proudly before he was forced down by Meg.
"Oh, you sure know how to be most, wonder boy." Meg said sarcastically.
The evening soon became an exchange of experiences for them. Both parties being amazed and enchanted by the other's tales.
"Wait, you mean to tell us that you were gonna marry a guy who you met on that day?" Beerus asked Anna incredulously. "I've heard of love at first sight, but that's just ridiculous."
"I must admit, that is moving a little too fast." Whis agreed. At least with Beerus, it took them time, the only problem was they took too much time.
Anna just gave a shrug. "What can I say, those were dark times."
Bulma, Tien, and Yamcha came in carrying cases of liquor with them. "All right, everyone, grab a glass. We're gonna drink till we can't drink no more!"
The others cheered as they grabbed their glasses as Bulma pulled out a bottle of Sake. "Ah, Sake. The good stuff." She sighed as she and the two warrior began pouring out sake except for the kids, of course. Theirs were soda.
"To Elsa." Anna raised her glass. "Happy birthday, Elsa!"
The others raised their glass as well and bellowed out. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELSA!" They downed their drinks in swift motion.
And everyone was surprised by the taste and kick of the sake. "Wow, that some good stuff." Phil said in approval.
Champa shook his head. "I agree, but it's strangely good." A statement to which Vados agreed.
Beerus coughed a little before he turned to Elsa who hadn't drank her own glass. "Hey, Elsa. You haven't touched your own glass."
Elsa looked at Beerus and bowed her head in slight embarrassment. "Well...it's my first time drinking something other than wine."
Anna put down the glass of water that she was drinking. Good or not, that sake packed a solid punch. "C'mon, sis. You can handle it. It's not that bad."
Elsa looked at her sister and then everyone else who were urging her on. Well, how bad could it be. "Okay, here goes." She placed the edge of the glass to her lips and tipped it upward.
"Yeah, that's the way, Elsa." Anna cheered.
Elsa lowered the glass and then her pale face started to grow red. Her eyes dropped a little before she hiccupped, swaying a little.
Beerus grew concerned but mostly amused and leaned a little forward. "Huh? Elsa, are you all right?"
The queen turned towards Beerus with a heavy blush and glazed eyes. "…Hey, Beerus…why are you…so far away…and why are you spinning?"
"Huh?" Beerus was confused but his confusion turned to surprise when Elsa stood up from her chair and clumsily made her way towards him.
She sat down on Beerus' lap, straddling him, and moved her face closer to his own. "…Now you're closer, yeeeaaaaahhh…"
Beerus had absolutely no idea what was going on. But what Elsa was doing…it was embarrassing! His face burned brightly from a blush as his body stiffened while Elsa began licking his face in a loving way.
"W-What are you…are you drunk?"
Elsa pouted. "I'm…not drunk." She slurred out. "So…stay still and let me…love you…"
The god blushed an even deeper shade of red when Elsa forced his head down to her bosom. "MMMPPHHHH!" He struggled to get free from her surprisingly strong hold.
While this was going on, the others watched on laughing their asses off as they watched Elsa act out like this on poor Beerus.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I take it back! I'm glad I went here!" Champa roared with laughter, taking extreme pleasure at seeing Beerus so weak in the clutches of a woman!
"Hey, get a room you two! You can get down to business when we're all gone!" Bulma laughed out.
Elsa either didn't heard them of just didn't care, but Beerus sure did.
"S-SHUT UP!" Beerus finally managed to get his face out of Elsa's breasts. "And you!" He looked at a hysterical Anna. "Why aren't helping me with your sister?!"
"Are you kidding?! No way I'm gonna stop this! This is too damn funny!"
Beerus was infuriated by what these fools were doing! If he wasn't being imprisoned in Elsa's arms, her would've wasted no time in destroying them all!
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU FOOL..! He roared out and Elsa groaned.
"Mmmm, Beerus, not so loud…" She moaned and stared into his wide trembling eyes and giggled. "Oh…you're so cute when you're like that. Like a cute little kitten I always wanted."
That did it and everyone laughed to an even greater volume, even Vegeta and Piccolo were laughing. After all, how many times do you see a powerful Destruction God so embarrassed. "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Beerus' eye grew wide when he heard what Elsa had said to him. "A-A CUTE LITTLE WHAT?!"
Champa was on the ground rolling around in uncontrollable laughter. He didn't care if he disliked the woman before, this was too much fun! "VADOS, TELL ME YOU HAVE THAT RECORDED!"
Vados controlled her own laughter just enough to nod. "Don't worry, Lord Champa! I got it all from the very beginning!"
"Oh yeah! Same goes for me!" Bulma had her digital camera out and was recording every last second of this once in a lifetime moment.
"Can we get a copy of that?!" Anna asked, wanting to rub this in her sister's face when she was sober.
Beerus' face grew pale when he saw them recording this but he couldn't do anything because Elsa was still clinging to him like a lost puppy.
"I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUUUUUU!"
*The Next Day*
"That was so embarrassing…" Elsa whimpered, her face covered by her hands. The events of yesterday were coming back to her after being told by Anna about it. She couldn't believe she actually did that!
Anna just giggled. "Yeah, and the part where you smothered him in your chest was really good!" She then gave the queen a smirk. "Feeling a little needy, Elsa? I mean, it has been a long time since you two were in the same bed together."
"S-SHUT UP!" Elsa screamed with an intense blush.
It wasn't long before they were met by the rest. 'Oh, lighten up, Elsa. I actually think you enjoyed it." Rapunzel said coyly, eyeing Elsa and Beerus. "So, are you two…sexually active these past days?"
That got both victims to turn completely red. "WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP ALREADY!" Beerus and Elsa screamed out, making the others laugh.
"Look at those two, so in sync! No wonder they're so purrrfect for each other." Bulma smirked. "Ain't that right, Elsa? You did say he was you little cute kitten."
Elsa blushed and glared at the older – and surprisingly good looking woman. "T-That was the alcohol t-talking!"
"Uh huh, sure."
"HA!" Everyone turned around to see Champa and Vados coming towards them. "That was the most entertaining event I have ever been too." He gave a smug smirk to his big brother. "And don't worry, Beerus. I'm sure the other Hakaishins would love to hear this."
"I swear, Champa. When I get my hands on you, I'll-" Beerus moved to attack Chamap and pound him to the ground but Elsa held his arms.
"No, Beerus. It was my fault anyway for being a lightweight." Elsa said in an ashamed tone before they heard Champa laugh.
"I had my doubts before, but I see now!" The plump god looked at Elsa with a sneer. "You're all right, woman. To be able to one of the twelve Hakaishins, namely my idiot brother, you have my respect."
For what it's worth, Elsa just gave a small smile. "T-Thank you, Lord Champa."
"Hmph, but don't think we're friends just yet." He replied haughtily.
Vados just shook her head. "Don't mind him, Queen Elsa. He's just like that. But I think it's time for us to go home."
Aladdin nodded. "Yeah, same goes for us."
"Us too." Bulma agreed.
Beerus managed to hold off his irritation for now and cleared his throat. "Well, I thank you all for coming and I bid you adieu."
Just when the rest would be sent back to their homes, Goten came up to Beerus and Elsa. "Uh, Mr. Beerus, can I ask the question I was gonna aske before?"
Beerus and Elsa looked down at the young half-Saiyan with curiosity. "What's he talking about, Beerus?" Elsa asked and Beerus just shrugged.
"I don't know. Something about jiggly things." Beerus turned to the young boy and nodded. "Alright, but make it quick."
"Well, I was just-" Goten's mouth was suddenly covered by Whis who was red all over and sweating bullets.
"Oh, don't mind him, Lord Beerus." He chuckled nervously. "I bet it was something about…jello? Jello, that's it! Hehehe…"
Elsa and Beerus looked at each other, confused, then back towards Whis. "Let the boy ask his question, Whis. I'm actually quite curious of what it is."
"B-But, My Lord, it noth-"
"Whis, let him speak." Elsa said and eventually Whis relented and let go of Goten's mouth, silently praying that he won't this wouldn't be too painful. "Okay, Goten. What's your question?"
Unknown to the two, the Earthling were all shuffling nervously because…well…they saw something they really shouldn't have.
"I was just wondering…" Here it comes. "About what were you doing on top of her, Lord Beerus? All kissing and moving around. And about those two jiggly on your chest, what're those?" He asked innocently, genuinely curious and not knowing what he just revelaed.
But for Elsa and Beerus…this just made their pride even more in ruins. When Goten's question was done, all they could do was gape like fishes.
"W-What..? How do you know this?!" Elsa screeched out.
"Mr. Whis showed us." Goten pointed to a slowly retreating Whis. "He showed us what you two were doing."
The instant they heard that, Elsa and Beerus immediately turned to Whis with vengeful glares. "YOU WERE SPYING ON US?!"
Everyone felt pity for the attendant who was about to be subjected to a very painful experience from the two.
"W-Well, you see…I was just showing them your progress as a couple and-"
"AND YOU SHOWED THEM THAT?!" Beerus roared in complete and utter rage. This was the single most humiliating thing to ever happen to him! His most intimate moment with Elsa…becoming common knowledge! Reduced to a common perversion!
Whis back pedaled and gulped. "Uh…Mercy?" He squeaked out.
Vados came towards her brother and laid a hand on his shoulder. "Goodbye, Whis. It was nice knowing you."
"Whis." Beerus growled.
"You get a five second head start." Elsa continued, wanting nothing more than to cause Whis considerable amounts of pain.
The attendant paled and rocketed away. Five seconds later, Beerus wrapped around Elsa's waist and blasted after Whis with the intent to rip that spying perverted bastard limb from limb.
On the ground, everyone laughed as Whis flew overhead looking utterly terrified and right behind him were the enraged faces of Elsa and Beerus as they both charged up their respective attacks.
"RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
THE END..?
AN: I HAD A LOT OF FUN WRITING THIS, I HOPE YOU ALL DID TOO. BUT SADLY, THIS STORY HAS COME TO AN END. THIS IS KNIGHT, SIGNING OUT.
