Bleached Armageddon
By Inuyoshie
Chapter 43: No le Moleste Mi Hermana!
La Siquiatra (Maddie)
I was typing innocently in my room when Sophie ran in, sniffling.
"Maniiiii!" she whined, half crying.
"'sup?" I asked, hugging Sophie. I then noticed that her back was bleeding a little. "Are you okay?"
"'Cary poon man was mean to me an' Wannawaice," Sophie sobbed. Gin stuck his head in.
"Wha?" He asked.
"Scary spoon man… Nnoitera? He was mean to you? What did he do?" I asked.
"HE tried to die me with his big tick," Sophie regaled me.
"He tried to kill her with his big stick," I translated.
"Nnoitera is known fer dislikin' kids… ay, such a jerk," Gin muttered.
"What a douche bag," I muttered.
"Ya swore again! And yer not half asleep either," Gin remarked.
"I'm sorry, but he deserves it," I muttered. "I actually have a foul mouth, I just don't swear to people of higher rank,"
"Really? Ya don' seem like the swearin' type," Gin replied.
"Oh thanks," I smiled sweetly. I then frowned. "As to Nnoitera, you don't mess with my sister,"
"Yer not gonna try an' fight Nnoitera are ya? Yer would die," Gin pointed out.
"I know, that's why I'm so pathetic," I whined, looking down sadly. "I can't even protect my little sister!"
"Well, I could do it fer ya," Gin suggested, stroking the handle of his zanpaktou lovingly.
"You wouldn't die?" I asked.
"Pff. Ya kiddin'? Spoony wouldn' stand a chance," Gin snorted.
"Even if he has the strongest hierro of all the Espada?" I asked tentatively.
"Aww, yer worried! It's adorable!" Gin cooed.
"Yeah, I don't want you to die because of a little matter," I replied, feeling my cheeks grow warm. "I'm going with you,"
"Why? Yer not fightin'," Gin told me.
"I'll use my ability to break you two up if needed," I replied cheerfully. "I won't get in your way, don't worry,"
"… Alright," Gin relented. I smiled, grabbed Sophie and followed Gin to find Nnoitera.
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We found him in one of the fighting halls. I could feel that Nnoitera was slightly agitated, and I decided to agitate him more. His emotions were like a thick cloud of buzzing flies. Right now they were only flying about a little. In essence, I kicked the cloud.
I've found that arrancar will find logical reasons for their newfound emotions. This … revealed a lot.
"Dammit I can't believe that fucker Grimmjow wouldn't let me have his woman-"
Wait. What? I knew that Grimmjow and Nnoitera got into a fight, but I didn't know it was about Nicole!
"-and what was her malfunction? I mean… I'm a sexy beast! The bitch is probably lesbian-"
"Because she didn't want you?" I interrupted Nnoitera's little rant quietly. I'm sorry. You don't screw around with my peeps. Nnoitera turned around and glared at me. The flies were buzzing faster. "I mean, honestly, you expect every girl you hit on to like you?"
"Shut the fuck up! You wouldn't know sexy if it fucked you up the ass!" Nnoitera growled... I raised my eyebrows at his blunt terminology.
"I'd say the same of you," I replied calmly.
"At least I get laid. You're too pathetic to get any action!" Nnoitera snapped.
"Hm. I, unlike you, don't live for sex," I replied coolly.
"What a pathetic worthless bitch," Nnoitera sneered.
"Well enough about you, let's talk about me," I smiled. The buzzing got to frenzy. Nnoitera grabbed his zanpaktou and raised it. Thinking quickly, I focused on his emotions, and imagined dumping a bucket of cold water on the flies. I pictured how I would feel if all of my friends hated me. Nnoitera suddenly stopped, and his zanpaktou fell to the ground.
"I lost in a fight to Grimmjow… I have no reason to live anymore!" he moaned, his posture drooping and his creepy smile vanishing. He then moped off.
I turned to see Gin behind me, his zanpaktou out and a serious frowned on his face.
"Please don't be mad," I told him quietly, realizing that I totally fucked up. He put his sword away.
"That was very stupid of ya," he told me seriously. I blinked, and then acknowledged that my heart was racing. Yeah… I almost died.
"Yeah, that was stupid," I nodded in agreement.
"I might never forgive ya," Gin told me gravely. I felt my heart drop.
"What? But-but I just was-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so rude I know you wanted to kill him but I couldn't help but mess with him and-" I stopped my rant when I noticed Gin doubled over, laughing his ass off.
"I was just messin' with ya," he gasped. "My, yer a riot,"
Part of me was annoyed, but I was mostly relieved that he wasn't mad at me.
"That was mean," I complained.
"Tha's why I didn' think ya swore," Gin told me. I shrugged.
"True, but as you just saw… I am a bitch under it all,"
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Inuyoshie's after the chapter special
If you can tell what songs the little break thingies were from, you get cookies! They're from separate songs, but by the same person and from the same album. I was listening to it…
The title means 'Don't bother my sister' and has nothing to do with molesting. Molestar is a fun verb my Spanish teacher taught us. Yeah…
So indeed. I apologize for any OOC-ness in this chapter. Please review and tell me how I did!
