WaitWhat Obsessive Author

Iris- Aww, nobody else mentioned how awesome your censor powers are in the reviews? Well they're awesomer than getting all the sugary pastries you want in a day. :3 I love sugar. I'm hyper-er than Barry. HAH! :3

Iris That's right! Why has no one mentioned my amazing censor powers?

Ash All you did was yell CENSOR whenever someone cursed.

Iris Well how about I just yell obnoxiously every time you talk, kid?

Ash What are you—?

Iris I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!

Paul Wait…someone's more hyper than Barry…?

Ash Iri—!

Iris AND THIS LITTLE TEPIG CRIED "WEE, WEE, WEE!" ALL THE WAY HOME!

Paul …Is that even possible?

Barry Hey!

Conway- Why does everyone think you're a creeper? Well, since you have green hair and stuffs, are you secretly from the Minecraft world? :o Just kidding, just kidding. Anyways, get your glasses adjusted. Trying to copy a teenage girl in glasses-adjusting isn't cool, bro. ;) Oh, and do you have a cousin who lives by the Cold Storage in Unova? His last name's Kohei too so I assume a relation...

Conway I have no idea why people think I'm a creeper. I don't believe I know what a 'Minecraft' world is that you speak of, nor do I think I have any relatives in Isshu.

Dawn Conway is so a creeper…

Conway *Pulls out a camera and takes a quick picture of Dawn, then runs*

Dawn DAMMIT, CONWAY!

Barry- Dude, I eat more sugar than you, and I'm not as hyper as you. Since tomorrow's my birthday (Sept. 29), can you and Dia help me bake a cake? Or how about just Dia, Cilan, and you jump on anyone who attacks my candy stash- never mind. No, Max, the cake is not a freaking lie. Party at my house! Cx

Barry Sure, I can bake a cake for your birthday!

Diamond Cake!

Cilan Oh…we're a little late on the birthday. It was awhile ago.

Misty Guys, this comment was written years ago!

Cilan S-sorry! We'll get on the cake right away!

Max What?

Pearl …Why wasn't I asked to help bake the cake?

Ash- So many people like you, it's awkward. I can name them all (and NOT Pokemon) but I'll save my breath. Even I know when someone likes me. Me and Misty don't need to bring the shipping fangirls again. They're creepy enough... Would you talk one of Gary's fangirls into a date, for me, pleeeaaasee?

Ash …I can't tell if I was just offended or—

Iris LET'S TAKE A TRIP TO THE SEVII ISLANDS, GUYS!

Ash Iris, shush! I'm trying to answer this question! Although I don't understand why they couldn't have just asked Gary…

Gary What now?

Misty NO MORE FANGIRLS! NO!

Burgh- Has anyone ever thought you were a girl? I'm sorry if it's really awkward, but it just crosses my mind a lot. You're pretty awesome for being an artist, too. Did you draw Missingno a lot when you were a kid? :P And do you find Cheren's catchphrase "What a bother!" really annoying? I'm not sure how Black and Bianca survived him... x3

Burgh Sadly, many people have mistaken me for a girl…

Bugsy You're not the only one…

Burgh But thanks for the complement! Um, I'm not too sure what a Missingno. is, though…

Game!Red

Burgh As for Cheren, I think he only said this catchphrase once. I didn't even know it was a catchphrase…

Manga!Cheren It's not annoying!

Black Maybe.

Manga!Bianca Possibly.

Manga!Cheren Hey!