Kisdota: Updating again, and by this time I think I need some more work on my humor. I've been going through my old work for a while and I don't seem to remember what it was that made it so funny in the first place. I'm trying to draw connections, but it's gonna be hard. Spanish test for me soon, but I can pretty much cheat that since I'm part Spanish, YAHAHAHAHAHA
(10/27/2012, After School, Practice Building)
*SCRREEEEEE*
*SCRREEEEEE*
*SCRREEEEEE*
"ughhh, can't take this anymore," Rise complained quietly holding her ears to try and block the horrid screeching sound.
For the rest of the day Rokuten had been committed to trying to cut himself open with his blade. He was now trying to saw his neck open scraping the sharp metal across his throat. The only thing that it caused was the sound of metal scraping metal which only a few people could hear. The gang was forced to pretend the noise didn't exist.
Kanji, Naoto, and Rise were all helping out with the upcoming festival getting their own classroom ready. The three of them continued to cringe as they heard Rokuten scrape himself over and over.
"Is there any way to get him to stop trying to kill himself?" Rise asked Kanji and Naoto.
"You mean Seppuku," Naoto corrected.
"Who cares?" Rise complained, "I'm about to Seppuku him if he doesn't stop. He sounds like a nail against a chalkboard and glass!"
"Rokuten," Himiko said, "We get it already, you're sorry, you don't need to keep trying to kill yourself."
"But it's my fault you girls were angry," Rokuten said still feeling guilty, "I shouldn't have given into my selfish desires."
"You wanted us all to spend some more time together that's not selfish," Himiko told him.
"I still deserve it!" Rokuten cried going back to sawing his own head off.
*SCRREEEEEE*
"Ugh… fine go ahead and cut your head off, I doubt there'll be much of a difference," Himiko told him annoyed.
" Rokuten, I'm 'ordering' you to stop," Kanji whispered quietly.
"I've already started, it's already begun, there's no one here to listen to you Oyabun," Rokuten said sadly.
"Where the hell do you get these freaking ideas?" Kanji questioned.
"NAAAAHH! It hurts!" Sukuna whined, he was laying on his back holding his ears kicking his legs wildly, "Make it stop!" he asked like a little kid.
"Sorry, I'll be done soon!" Rokuten said re-doubling his efforts, this just made the loud screeching sound louder.
(Front of the school)
Chie and Yukiko were both traveling back to school from Junes carrying four large bags of different supplies and material for their classroom. The two of them as well as Amaterasu and Suzuka could hear the sound of Rokuten from far away.
*screeee*
"He's still trying to kill himself?" Chie questioned annoyed, "God I'd probably be more concerned about this if it wasn't so damn annoying."
"uuugh, I don't think I can take much more of it," Amaterasu said feeling dizzy, the light coming off her body was beginning to dim down.
"I can hear the screeching in my helmet!" Suzuka complained banging the side of her head trying to get rid of the noise she was hearing, "Gaahhh… remember when he would watch over Rise's house motionless for hours… sigh the good old days," she said sadly.
The two of them entered the school again where Rokuten's noise was echoing along the hallway.
*SCRREEEEE*
"n-n-n-n-nnngh," Yukiko's body shuddered, her skin was suddenly covered in goose bumps, "Can't Kanji order him to stop?"
"He did… amazingly Rokutens dead set on making up for signing us up for the damn pageant," Suzuka told her.
"Don't remind me," Chie groaned annoyed, "Can't believe he signed us up for that stupid pageant, why couldn't he just ask us all to do something together if he was getting lonely?" she asked.
"Oh it's okay Chie, he didn't know any better," Yukiko told her.
"You can't tell me you're okay with this?" Chie asked her.
"I can just hear what Susano-O's going to say when you all go on, I might need to ask Rokuten for his weapon if he ever finishes with it," Suzuka said angrily.
*SCRREEEE*
"Okay that's it, Suzuka help him out… well maybe just knock him out," Chie said.
"No, I think I have a better idea," Suzuka said, "He wants to make up for what he did, I have the perfect way for him to do that and have everyone join in on his 'group activity'."
"Really? How?" Yukiko asked.
Suzuka just pointed in a direction where the others looked.
"Oh… n-no wait, isn't that a little mean?" Amaterasu asked worried.
"I think it's perfect," Chie said smirking.
"Don't you think the guys will hate it?" Yukiko asked worried like Amaterasu.
"Oh don't start feeling bad for them, they started this, and we're gonna end this. They wanna humiliate us, then we humiliate them," Chie told her.
"But… they didn't. Rokuten did it, and he didn't want to humiliate you he wanted us to spend ti-."
"AH-DA-DA! They're enjoying it more than they should," Chie said over Amaterasu's explanation.
"S-Shouldn't we think this through more?" Amaterasu asked her, "I-I know you're angry that you have to do this, b-but it wasn't the guys fault, and who knows maybe this thing won't be too horrible. Sure you hav-."
"Suzuka already left," Chie told her.
"W-Huh?" Amaterasu saw that Suzuka was already gone from her spot."N-No! Wait!"
"Hey Rokuten," Suzuka said suddenly appearing.
"I'M SORRY, I'M TRYING!" Rokuten suddenly yelled, re-re-doubling his efforts.
"What are you doing here?" Kanji asked her, but Suzuka ignored.
"Fixing the problem," Suzuka told him, she grabbed onto Rokuten's blade to get him to stop trying to kill himself, "You wanna make up what you did to us? I got something you can do?"
"Really?" Rokuten asked cheering up a bit.
"I'm borrowing Rokuten for a few minutes," Suzuka said taking Rokuten away, the two of them passed through the walls.
"What's she up to?" Kanji asked.
"Who cares? It's finally quiet," Himiko said in relief.
"Are you sure about this?" Rokuten asked Suzuka when she told him what to do.
"Positive, I'm sure the girls will forgive you if you do that," Suzuka told him.
"I don't know… I think Oyabun would get mad at me," Rokuten said feeling unsure.
"Look at it this way; you do this and we all get to participate in the pageant," Suzuka told him.
"Really?" Rokuten asked her sounding excited.
"Yep, just make sure no one's looking later alright?" Suzuka told him.
"And then do I kill myself?" Rokuten asked.
"No! Rokuten do you really want to kill yourself, does that sound like something that would be fun?" Suzuka asked him.
"Well no, but we've all died before and it wasn't that bad was it?" Rokuten asked her.
"I-… I don't…. what?" Suzuka said not knowing how she was supposed to respond, "That… may possibly be the most morbid and optimistic view on death I've ever heard."
"So… yes?"
"NO! Look just stop killing yourself, just do this and… I don't know- your honor will be restored?" Suzuka said making things up.
"Okay," Rokuten said, he left the room to do what Suzuka told him.
"Heh… that was… pretty easy, no wonder Susano-O lies to Kintoki all the time," Suzuka said thinking to herself.
Suzuka came back to Kanji, Rise, and Naoto 's classroom alone.
"Hey Sukuna!" she yelled out, "Susano-O's touching your pictures!"
"WHAT?" Sukuna suddenly rose up from his spot and flew in the direction of Susano-O.
"OW OW OW OW OW!" Susano-O was repeatedly being hit by Sukuna's weapon which was being used as a club.
Souji and Yosuke were helping out in their room getting the room ready for the culture festival. The door to their classroom opened up Chie, Yukiko, and Amaterasu all came in. Chie and Yukiko set down their large bags.
"We're back… ugh… I'm so tired," Chie said taking the nearest seat.
"We noticed," Yosuke said pointing to Sukuna who was still banging him on the head, "Where'd you guys go anyway?" he asked them.
"Oh we went to Junes," Chie said, "We needed to get some paint and cloth and a bunch of other things," Chie said leaning back on the desk.
"Oh right yeah, for the decorations and other things," Yosuke said.
"Oh you two are back," the female class rep said, she and the male rep saw Chie and Yukiko and approached the two, "Did you have them write you an invoice?" she asked.
"Yeah we did," Chie said, "I think they knew what is was for, so they wrote it for us before we asked them."
"Alright," the male class rep said, "Then there's a few things that we need to go over about the day of the event."
"Right, our group date café," Chie said with a groan.
"Yes, since Yosuke's leading the executive committee," the male rep said.
"W-Wait what? I am?" Yosuke said suddenly surprised.
"Well this whole event won't be a disaster now will it?" Suzuka asked sarcastic, she suddenly came back to Chie.
"Where'd you go?" Amaterasu asked her.
"Oh I just had a talk with Rokuten, and Sukuna," Suzuka said.
"Thank you for that," Izanagi said, "Rokuten's been causing a lot of problems."
"Oh I bet he is," Suzuka said, Izanagi thought she sounded suspicious when she said that.
"I'm supposed to lead this thing?" Yosuke asked still surprised.
"Well it was your proposal, right?" the male class rep asked, "Besides, all you really need to take care of is the reception."
"And… that is?" Yosuke asked.
"After the people sign in, have a few guys and girls sit facing each other at a table," the male rep instructed, "Conduct a short session first where they ask each other questions. After about half an hour of that, it'll be confession time. Get them to select the number of the person they like."
"No fat chicks please," Susano-O requested, he was finally able to keep Sukuna an arm's length away pushing down on his forehead as he tried to fly to his enemy.
"NNNNgh! Let go!" Sukuna whined trying to reach out to him.
"If the other person accepts, that makes them a couple… Yosuke are you listening?" the rep asked when Yosuke's head began to nod.
"sigh, yeah yeah I heard you," Yosuke said sounding down.
"And no screwing around," Chie instructed.
"Hey I'm the one in charge not you," Yosuke told her.
(10/28/2012, Lunchtime, School)
When lunch started Souji's class was given a break from their decorating, so far everything was coming together though a few students kept slacking off. Souji and Yosuke were walking through the school talking to each other.
"So you think the girls are still pissed about the whole pageant?" Yosuke asked Souji.
"ugh don't remind me, Yukiko's been in a bit of a sour mood," Souji said.
"Really? When'd you talk to her?" Susano-O asked with a mischievous tone.
"I'm not telling you," Souji told him.
"Yeah I know what you mean, Chie's been brooding about it still. I mean we didn't even do anything and I was almost the victim," Yosuke said.
"Oh? When'd you get a chance to talk to 'her'?" Souji said mimicking Susano-O's previous tone.
"Okay, now 'I' don't want to tell you about it," Yosuke told him.
"Speaking of which you think the girls have been acting strange?" Susano-O asked them.
"What do you mean?" Izanagi asked.
"Well I mean specifically Chie and Naoto I guess," Susano-O said, "They were pretty mad at us yesterday and they haven't done anything yet. I mean I guess Yukiko would just grin and bear it, and Rise… well considering what she did for a living I guess a school pageant would be like testing the mic."
"So what?" Yosuke asked.
"I'm just saying I was sorta expecting my head underneath Yosuke's blanket this morning. Chie and Naoto are defiantly not the kind of women you piss off. You know revenge?" Susano-O said.
"Oh come on, I'm sure they're over it. Besides it was Rokuten who did it, and they forgave him in an instant," Yosuke said.
"Yeah that would make sense. Which is precisely why it doesn't make sense," Susano-O said.
"A-b-…huh?" Yosuke squinted his left eye confused at Susano-O's logic.
"Women don't make sense," Souji told him.
"Exactly," Susano-O said.
"I guess you've never been wrong about these kinds of things. Though do you expect them to actually… well you know," Izanagi said.
"No, I'm actually expecting them to do something where getting your head cut off would have been preferred," Susano-O said.
"Is there anything like that?" Souji asked him.
"Oh there is we might not know what it is, but I'm sure they'll find something bad for us," Susano-O said, he shuddered a bit, "Well maybe not us I suppose, you maybe. It is the human girls who have to go through this."
As Souji and Yosuke arrived at the steps leading to the first floor two students passed by them while they were talking to each other. When one of them saw Souji and Yosuke he directed his friend's attention to them. They seemed to suddenly give a small laugh before they passed by them.
"Were those two just laughing at us?" Yosuke asked.
"Aw hell," Susano-O groaned.
"Yo, Souji, Yosuke," the two of them heard their names being called. Daisuke and Kou were both at the bottom of the stairs where the two friends greeted the other two, "Dude, you guy are like… I don't know brave or… something else," Daisuke said.
"What do you mean?" Yosuke asked.
"Dude you know, what you all signed up for," Kou said.
"What? What did we sign up for?" Yosuke asked.
(Practice building)
"YOU BETTER HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS!" Yosuke yelled.
"The hell are you yelling at me for?" Kanji asked him ready to punch him out.
"We've been signed up for the cross-dressing pageant," Souji stated sounding dead and depressed.
"W-What?" Kanji sputtered surprised, "PFFFT hahahaha, what?" he started laughing.
"Yeah, real funny isn't it?" Yosuke asked him sarcastic and annoyed.
"Hahaha Yeah it's funny, didn't know you had it in you," Kanji laughed.
"Yeah here's a real kicker Kanji, you're in it to," Susano-O said.
"HAH-ah- wh-What?" Kanji suddenly stopped laughing.
"Yeah," Souji said depressed, "You, me, Yosuke, and for some odd reason Teddie are all a part of the miss Yasogami High Pageant… the cross dressing division."
"What?" Kanji was about ready to yell, "Why the hell are we a part of-… Rokuten!" he called his persona angrily.
"Yeah Oyabun?" Rokuten asked.
"Did you sign me and the other guys up for something?" Kanji asked holding down his anger.
"Uh… yeah I did," Rokuten said.
"You SonUVA-!"
"Whoa, Kanji easy, people are near," Souji said holding Kanji back before he started yelling at thin air.
"Rokuten, why did you sign Souji and the others for that pageant?" Izanagi asked him.
"Oh because Suzuka said to," Rokuten said.
"W-Suzuka?" Yosuke asked.
(Upperclass)
""YOU BETTER HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS!" Yosuke yelled with Souji and Kanji at his side.
"Oh? For what?" Chie asked acting innocent, Yukiko was probably acting like she didn't know why Yosuke was mad.
"For what my ASS! For signing us up for the cross-dressing pageant! You were the ones who convinced Rokuten to sigh us up for it," Yosuke said still angry, but lowering his voice.
"Oh we don't know what you could possibly mean," Suzuka said acting innocent like Chie.
"Rokuten already told us," Susano-O said.
"Yeah… didn't you tell me to do that?" Rokuten asked her.
"Oh did I?" Suzuka asked him.
"Yeah you did," Rokuten said.
"Did I?" Suzuka asked again.
"… … what did you do?"
"Stop with the Mind Games!" Susano-O ordered, "You got Rokuten to sign them up didn't you?"
"Yes that was me," Suzuka said.
"Did I do something bad again?" Rokuten asked worried putting his blade close to his neck, "Do I need to repent?"
"NO!" everyone said at the same time.
"What's the big deal anyway? We're going to be taking part of the pageant too," Chie said.
"This is cross-dressing! CROSS! There IS a Difference!" Yosuke told her.
"I don't really see what's so different about it, a pageant is a pageant," Suzuka told them.
"Oh please, you women feel embarrassed about this because you're shy. They feel embarrassed about this because that's the specific purpose of it. The kind of people who adore this kind of thing goes against everything I stand for, unless there's actually a woman who adores men in skirts," Susano-O said.
"Shut up!" Yosuke told him, "And now because of Kashiwagi we can't back out of it!" he yelled.
"Well you were the ones who started it!" Chie said.
"Rokuten started it!" Yosuke said.
Rokuten pulled his blade closer to his neck.
"N-Not that we're angry about it or anything!" Izanagi said quickly, Rokuten lowered his blade again.
"Why'd you put me in it anyway? Yosuke I get, but what'd I do?" Kanji asked fuming mad.
"Well don't you want to participate in our little 'Group Activity'?" Suzuka asked him.
"NO! Put the damn blade down," Kanji yelled at Rokuten who was about to raise his weapon again.
"Can I ask what it was that I did to get this?" Souji asked still feeling down.
"Right, sorry about the Souji I guess I should have been a little more specific," Suzuka said.
"Oh HE gets and apology? What about the rest of us?" Yosuke asked.
"After everything you've done do you really think we need a new reason?" Chie asked him.
"Yes!" Yosuke said.
"Oh don't worry, we'll make sure you all look pretty," Yukiko said.
"That's got nothing to do with this!" Yosuke yelled.
"It's about a man's pride damn it!" Kanji yelled as well.
"Yeah I'm really against it too," Souji said not yelling as loud as the other two.
"Oh yes your precious pride is at stake," Suzuka taunted.
"It's got nothing to do with that," Chie said, "You already know, once someone signs up they can't back down."
"W-Well can't you talk to your teacher about it?" Amaterasu asked feeling guilty.
"sigh, there's no way in hell she'd listen to us," Yosuke said.
"W-you're just giving up like that?" Kanji asked.
"I don't blame him," Souji added.
"Uh-uh No way! I ain't doing this shit Period!" Kanji said.
Chie suddenly nudged Yukiko on the arm, she was reluctant but did what she was asked.
"Kanji-kun, are you still okay as far as the mandatory attendance policy?" Yukio asked him, "I don't think it would be a good idea to disappoint a teacher too much."
"guhhhh," Kanji suddenly felt horrible, "You are a scary gal, you know that Sempai?"
"Oh that's a low blow you know that? You're just grabbing the longest you all can find and just really shoving it aren't you?" Susano-O said almost like he was disgusted.
"Just leave it to us, there's no way we won't make you look pretty," Yukiko assured them.
"sigh, y-you're positive we'll be pretty?" Kanji asked.
"D-Dude? What the hell? Now you're into it?" Yosuke asked.
"I'm sure you'll look pretty Oyabun!" Rokuten cheered.
"Just shut up," Kanji said.
"Why the hell are you suddenly fine with this?" Yosuke asked annoyed.
"Eh, We gotta do this, might as well go all out," Kanji said.
"Yeah… I guess I'll go all out too," Souji said.
"Wha-You to?" Yosuke was offended by that as well, "sigh… Great… I wish I was dead," he said.
"Told you," Susano-O said to Izanagi, "And you girls are gonna pay for this!" Susano-O said pointing at them.
"Yeah I'm sure we will," Suzuka said sarcastic, "So tell me what should we go with when we dress you?"
"I mean it this time, we didn't do anything to provoke you, but you just decided we were horrible anyway," Susano-O said more sternly.
"Oh really? Then do something about it," Suzuka taunted him again.
"Guys could you leave for a second?" he asked them.
"What? Why? What are you gonna do?" Yosuke asked him.
"Just go for a second, go help out with the other students with the festival," Susano-O told him.
"Uh… alright I guess," Yosuke said stepping out.
"Just don't do anything to dangerous, we're all still a team," Izanagi told him.
The three guys and the two Personas just left not really seeming to care what the reason was. Susano-O was left with Chie and Yukiko with their own Persona's.
"You do realize that if you try anything I'll kill you?" Suzuka told him getting her staff ready.
Susano-O did nothing for a second. He took the spinning saw blade going around him and removed it, setting it to the said against a desk like it was a hula hoop. He clasped his hands together and bumped both index fingers against his chin area.
"inhale," Susano-O took a small breath of air, "…Suzuka why don't you tell Chie of the plan you were having against her?"
"Susano-O NO!" Suzuka panicked .
"What? What plan?" Chie asked curious.
"Oh a while back Suzuka was getting annoyed that you wouldn't tell her what you and Yosuke were doing on your dates so she asked me to try and make another couple to try and get a way to spy on you. Souji and Yukiko," Susnao-O said.
"WHAT?" Chie got up.
"Us?" Yukiko asked, "Wait, so that time that you-?"
"Yeah that was me," Susano-O said.
"YOU BASTARD!" Suzuka made a swipe at him with her weapon, but Susano-O grabbed his Saw hoop and jumped back out of the way, "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!"
"Yeah well you started it," Susano-O said, "Besides you've beaten me, a lot, and very often," he said walking off.
"Well CLEARLY I need to BEAT you MORE!" Suzuka yelled at him.
"Suzuka," Chie said, she clearly sounded annoyed and angry.
"Uh…," Suzuka was a bit quiet, "… … he's lying?" she attempted.
Kisdota: I got my badge for Comic-con! Just a single day, a Thursday, and now I gotta figure out how I'm gonna get any parking to go. I got a plan for what I'm gonna do, so far ChiexYosuke seem to be the easiest couple for me to do. I got my plan to get Kanji and Naoto together so that'll come up soon. One of you was asking for Teddie, sorry not yet, but I'll get him soon, YAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Persona'L Problems
"So… what are we doing?" Teddie asked.
"Oh it's some crappy cross-dressing pageant," Yosuke told him.
"Ooh! Does this mean I get to see the school place you guys always go to?" Teddie asked.
"Uh yeah I guess," Yosuke said.
"What is the purpose of this event?" Kintoki asked him.
"It's to be laughed at and wear a dress," Yosuke told him.
"Understood!" Kintoki said, "Then no one is more deserving of this event than Teddie-Dono! We will prepare immediately, fetch us our tailor!"
"You have a tailor?" Susano-O asked.
"Kanji! Fetch us Kanji," Kintoki declared.
"He just accepted it like that?" Izanagi asked.
"You don't have to lie anymore do you?" Souji asked him.
"Why bother?" Yosuke asked.
