Total War


"Uh Oh" said Caillou as he found himself out of power and surrounded by powerful enemies. Monokuma's troops made their move as they rushed in and attacked Caillou beating him around like a pinball in a pinball machine. Suddenly lightning struck all of the attackers as Caillou found himself being carried away by an unknown person.

"Who are you?" whined Caillou

"Come with me if you want to live" the mysterious person said

"Huh?" replied Caillou as the person threw something from his hand which created a portal as he and Caillou jumped through away from the war.


"Let's finish this" Emma said as she and Lee-Wun both stared each other down, they crashed into one another as they punched simultaneously. Their fist collided and created a powerful shock-wave as they continued to eye each other down.

"Damn, I can't get a scratch on you" commented Mal as Master Gilbert deflected everyone one of his bullets. Regardless Mal continued to fire his gun as it transformed into a small hand-held Gatling gun. Gilbert continued to deflect and dodge the ridiculous amount of bullets being fired as shadowy figures appeared onto the battlefield.

"Ah guys you made it!" Mal said in relief as Zombie Jeffery, Jason, Jim, and Andre surrounded Master Gilbert as he readied for an all-out assault. Jim rushed in but was quickly sent flying away by a pulse blast from Mecha-Trexy who was running onto the battlefield.

"Rasengan!"

"Getsuga Tensho!"

Leo and Clemintine yelled as they attacked Jason, Jeffery, and Andre leaving Gilbert alone with Mal who turned his Gatling gun into a huge desert eagle. Their standoff continued until they both felt a presence that surrounded them. Shadow figures rapidly danced around Gilbert and Mal as they transformed into Shadow Bears. The Bears quickly attacked both Mal and Master Gilbert as they struck with series of Shadow Balls similar to Caillou's as the two opponents were pummeled.

"Hey cat, any bright ideas?" Mal asked covering his head as he huttled next to Gilbert

"Yeah, I use you as a human shield and I get out of this alive!" Master Gilbert said as he stabbed Mal through the chest and carried him on his back as he ran away from the Shadow Bears who gave chase.

"RAIGEKI!"

Lightning bolts crashed from the sky onto the bears as they were instantly destroyed as Master Gilbert slowed down and dropped Mal from his errr... shoulders.

"Questus enim senectute confecta sum stercore" mumbled Gilbert as he dropped Mal down.

"Oi! Are you okay?" asked a cheerful Caillou's Dad

"WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG! You and your Yu**Oh! Cards." yelled and then mumbled Gilbert as tended to his aching back.

"Domino ea valesne?" asked Caillou's Mom as she dropped down to one knee.

"Yes I'm well, thank you Doris" Gilbert replied as he was about to go into a monologue...

"Quomodo elapsi anni mei, Boris and Doris it feels like it was only yesterday that you two arrived at my temple to receive training and now you've grown into such fine warriors. I can't believe so many years have gone by since then... I've watched you two grow up, experience triumph and defeat, joy and hardship, fall in love, and now I've even helped you two raise your children...err even though we're trying to kill your oldest...but I digress. So many years have passed, it's maybe time for this old cat to retire." Master Gilbert thought to himself until a shadow figure appeared behind him.

"Or maybe I'll show these youngsters on how it's done!" Master Gilbert thought as he slashed the figure in two with his lightsaber. The Caillou Family found themselves surrounded by a large army of Shadow Bears.


"WHERE AM I YOU POOPHEAD!" cried Caillou as he flailed around under his kidnapper's shoulder as they ran high-speed throughout a hot area.

"I'm gonna need you to quite down for a bit" replied the kidnapper as he gently waved his hand in front of Caillou's face, putting the bald annoyance to sleep. The kidnapper continued to run as he passed many grand corridors as he a break for the biggest door in the area. He broke through and quickly dropped down to his knee.

"Nii-san I've arrived with the boy" the kidnapper said

"Good work Seirin High! I knew you kids could do it!" The Devil cried tears of joy as he finished watching the final episode of Kuroko No Basket.


A/N: As usual I was late with the update...I'm sorry and now for the excuse... her name is "J-Stars Victory VS" and I've been playing her all week long. I'm sorry, I no I'm terrible when it comes to updates... FORGIVE ME!

Preview: Who is this Caillou's kidnapper and what will the Caillou Family do, and are Boris and Doris their really names? Find out the answers to most of these questions next time on Caillou: The Devil's Pawn Super! and one right now...

"Calicfer? What are you doing here?"- The Devil