50

Ianto was still in bed. It felt foreign and more than slightly naughty but considering there were so many bodies in there it didn't really matter.

He felt a little hand stroking his ankle and resisted the urge to growl knowing from the size of it was probably Grace who did not know he hated his feet touched. Another lump moved, making a weird noise that he thought was maybe a meow? Pen? He had been a kitty a couple of days ago, suddenly curious about their view on the world as he has crawled everywhere telling people he could smell their feet. At least it was not a dig, smelling butts but… that might come later. Especially if Monkey decided the next animal the cheeky minx.

Ton was beside him, wriggling with glee as he waited for what they knew was coming, Curtis flying into the room "Tad! It's happened again. I turned my back for a moment and the children all disappeared!"

"Damn" Ianto said, knowing his lines "Might have to call the cops."

"No. No, we have one" Curtis took a deep breath and roared "HEEEELP!"

Jack appeared, "I there a problem here citizen?"

"I have lost the children. Please help me Captain Harkness-Jones" Curtis said with obvious amusement in this voice, the plastic police helmet on Jack's head too small and looked ridiculous and one of the kids ha given him a water pistol that looked like it belongs in some sci-fi movie not a cop one but he still wore it well the coat flying about as he raced to the edge of the bed.

"You!" Have you seen the children sir?"

"I….oh my….you look so strong" Ianto simpered and Jack's grin widened "I don't' know if I should tell you. It's a secret and I pinky swore….and little toe swore too, much harder."

Jack snorted witg amusement "Monkey?"

"He has surprisingly long toes Cariad" Ianto nodded "I mean …officer, I am sorry. I will never tell you where they are. I must defend their right to hide."

"Citizen, that right was revoked under the breakfast now law!"

"Oh. Bother, I had forgotten that one. Breakfast now?" Ianto simpered, batting his eyelashes in a way that had Jack's grin slipping and mouthing at him to stop that.

A giggle sounded from under the blankets and Jack took the right stance as Ton wriggled some more, his eyes wide with excitement as Jack roared "STAND BACK!"

"Cariad …I'm lying down" Ianto whispered and Jack waved a hand to say it didn't matter.

"There appears to be an infestation. Please remain calm!" Jack said, as he seized the blankets and ripped them back, the children all screaming like he was gonna shoot them then racing from the bed. Ton clambered after them with Hawk in his arms and the pounding of feet echoed down the hall as they ran screaming and laughing for the stairs and their breakfasts waiting.

"Best game ever" Jack laughed , Curtis leaving them to make sure the kids all sat politely while eating and didn't choke one another.

"Yeah?" Ianto leered "Big boy!"

Jack leered back "That's Captain Big Boy to you!"

Jack was glad Curtis had pulled the door closed as he left, reaching to pull those PJs down on his lover as Ianto writhed now.

Oh Officer!