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Chapter 48
Something Slightly New
Megan
Blackness, nothing new. To think, I could be so used to this crappy necklace traveling so soon! I never liked the bright light though, it didn't help it was red, the most vibrant color to my eyes (No connection to Sasori please.) and the fact it was shining straight into my poorly seeing brown eyes, didn't really help with my constantly heightening prescription.
Moving on, we were back at Rei's house and there most likely going to be nothing to do.
Oddly enough, this time instead of spearing on her lawn, we were in the front room where you first enter.
"I HATE THIS WAY OF TRAVELING!" The feminine yet firm voice of Hailey whined. I saw her wings flap angrily(Some new language now) as I held myself up, in a push-up position.
"My knees hurt." I muttered
"Boo hoo, suck it up, you don't have sore WINGS!" The blue haired angel snapped
"Oh shut up Hailey." Rei groaned, getting up quickly
"MY WINGS FEEL LIKE SHI-" Hailey started, before I heard a whoosh of air and the thump of something colliding with wall.
Pein was pissed
He rose quietly as I finally stood up shakily.
To think he seemed more graceful than me….
"Well your wings can't deflect THAT!" Rei teased Hailey as she was curled up at the side of the wall, curses slipping from her mouth
"Why must you three ALWAYS talk after this travel?" Pein asked angrily, rubbing her temples. By now Konan had risen and was standing by Pein as she always does.
"Well, next to Hidan and Tobi we're the most talkative!" I laughed
"I should've just ordered them to kill you when they first found you on the floor…" Pein pondered
"Well, you didn't." I shrugged
"Regrets…"
"You're scaring me."
"Okay, I've had enough of this fucking lame opera shit! What the hell are we doing now Leader?" Hidan asked, we didn't even have to turn around to know he was up.
The rest of the Akatsuki rose from the floor and Hailey only sat up straight as Pein called a make-shift 'meeting'
"So we're holding a meeting right here? I miss the classiness of the hideout…" Hailey groaned
She was thrown by Pein's majestic wall throwing skills into another wall.
"DON'T DAMAGE MY HOUSE!" Rei screamed
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! JUST YOUR SHITTY WALLS!" Hailey screamed back, rising from her crumbled heap quickly and flying at the girl with orange hair.
"Pathetic." Itachi's voice grumbled.
Before I knew it the Uchiha was standing in front of Rei, glaring fiercely at Hailey
The angel was down within a matter of seconds of glancing into his eyes.
It was silent for a while.
"She's taken quite a beating today uhn." Deidara snickered
"Well she's immortal so we don't have to worry about killing her." Kisame shrugged
"The bitch got what was coming to her! Acting as if nothing could hit her! Just fucking stupid." Hidan exclaimed
"You shouldn't be talking idiot." Kakuzu muttered
"Shut up."
We all turned our heads and eyes to Pein as his purple ringed eyes radiated annoyance
"I can do more than merely throw you around." He said, his voice perfectly calm yet leader-like (NEW ROOT OF NAME!)
I was the one to break the silence.
"Yeaaah, but you'd have to switch bodies." I explained
"That wasn't a very smart move." Dan observed
Pein narrowed his eyes at me, and Konan had eyes of pity
"What the fuck do you mean?" Hidan scowled
"Gibberish of her well known 'randomness'" Itachi quickly covered up
"Crazy chick, I don't know how you love the girl Sasori-Danna." Deidara mumbled to the redhead. He received a slap across the head
"Meeting." Pein reminded
"So what're we talking about?" Rei asked
She was ignored.
"Stand in a circle, and stand by the person you'd usually sit by." Pein ordered
We got in order, I just stood where I was and Sasori came by my left side. Hailey was still unconscious so my right was just empty space that I saw Rei sniggering.
Pein took his place in the front-middle of our magically criminal circle.
"Not very geometrically correct." I observed
"Who gives a fuck? We're the badass Akatsuki so this math shit doesn't apply to us." Hidan exclaimed
"Typical response for an idiot." Rei shrugged
Before Hidan could rush the orange haired girl, Pein held up his palm and the silver haired Jashinist ran in place despite his efforts
"Itachi, wake Hailey up. We need her to be a part of the meeting." He ordered
As Itachi did so Rei and I started to laugh
"That's a first! Pein actually cares!" Rei giggled
"Oh god, what a pairing! PeiHial! Pein doesn't even have a proper pairing name!" I laughed
"But people usually use Nagato." Rei reminded
"Yeah, but the Akatsuki not including Itachi, Konan, and the man himself don't know who Nagato is!" I exclaimed
"Oh yeah… So a crappy pairing name it is?" Rei asked
"No pairing at all, only NagaKona." I giggled
"Seems legit."
"You two are annoying; next one of you to talk before we formally start our meeting will be thrown into a wall." Pein declared.
"Be more careful with what comes out of your mouth." Dan informed
"WHAT'D I MISS BITCHES?" Hailey screamed, entering the geometrically incorrect circle and taking her place between the now silent Rei and me.
"I preferred you roughed up and unconscious on the ground uhn." Deidara decided
"I've preferred her like that from the beginning." Kakuzu mumbled
"OHHHH BURN!" Kisame exclaimed, raising his hand for a high five.
He was left hanging as Pein started the meeting.
"We haven't been prepared lately. We need to make a plan for if Jessie and her snake Robert come back." Konan explained
"What about we all attack the shitholes?" Hidan volunteered
"That's your shitty solution to everything." Hailey observed
"And it WORKS DUMBASS!"
"Because you're IMMORTAL RETARD!"
"AND THAT HAS TO DO WITH WHAT?"
"CONSTANT SUICIDE MISSIONS! YOU ARENT A FRICKING SPARTAN!"
"WELL I BET I AM BETTER THAN ONE OF THOSE SPARTASSES!"
"DON'T PUT THE BADASSES DOWN YOU LAME ASS!"
The two started to fire off into an argument and the meeting went on without them (As if they'd contribute anything useful)
"I don't understand what we'd do next but attack them uhn." Deidara declared
"Holy crap… For once Hidan might be right!" Kakuzu said.
The room was silent for a while (Silent as if you cut out the HidaHail love quarrel going on in the background)
"So Hidan's useful for more than just suicide missions?" Rei asked
"IMPOSSIBLE!" Hailey suddenly screamed, ignoring Hidan, "THIS ASSHOLE OF A SHIT DOESN'T HAVE A BRAIN! AND IT'S POSSIBLE! HE'D JUST LIVE LIKE ARETARD!"
"I agree with Hailey, except for all the curse words, Hidan might not have a brain is not going to be contributing anything useful to a meeting!" I exclaimed
"But what else would we do?" Konan asked
"Err….." I mumbled
"We could have watch guards day and night!" Rei said quickly
"I'm listening." Pein said.
"Every two hours you switch two people at the door area and we switch off! Then if anyone robs, or attacks us they could use a signal, maybe a bird noise or made up language, to alert the rest in the house of someone and everyone comes down to help use STRATEIGIC MOVES to get rid of the enemy! This way we could OUTSMART Jessie and her snake with something they thought we'd never do because it seems like a waste of time! They would probably think we'd be lazy, hang around all day doing nothing, and when they catch us off guard we'd just fight like beasts! Great idea right?" Rei explained
"I'd rather just fight when they pop outta nowhere." Hailey said bluntly
"Wh-wha?" Rei stuttered, her face confused
"ALL WHO AGREE SAY AYE!" I shouted
"AYE."
"AYE"
"AYE."
"AYE"
"AYE."
"AYE"
"So we got Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Hailey!" I counted
"Bunch of simpleminded…" Rei muttered
"HOLY SHIT." Hailey screamed suddenly.
"What?" I asked calmly, turning to the blue haired angel as if this was normal (Actually it is)
"Where the hell is Zetsu?" She asked
There was a moment of silence as we all registered this
"Either he died, got lost in time and space, we left him behind, or…" Hailey started
"Jessie's got him." I breathed.
"We lost our plant man!" Rei screamed in panic
"It's all your girls fault." Deidara pointed out
"Oh shut up!" I ordered, grabbing my sledgehammer
"Where'd that come from uhn?" Deidara asked
"This is a semi-crack fanfiction, this shit happens." Hailey responded
"Shut up, we have to deal with this." Konan said.
"Soooo, are we all going back for him?" I asked
"Because plant man isn't that worth another trip." Hailey shrugged
"Actually, only a selection will go." Pein said
"Who?" Rei asked
"Hailey, Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, and Kakuzu." Pein rolled off
"When do we leave?" Hailey asked, eying Hidan with disgust
"Now."
"Well bye! We're taking Thaddy with us, so transport us." Hailey ordered
Before I knew it, the group leaving huddled together (Curses, and threats galore!) and Thaddeus glowed orange.
A flash
And they were gone.
"So… What now?" I asked
"We need to go shopping…" Rei mumbled
"TOBI WANTS TO GO TO WALMART!" Tobi exclaimed
"Like hell I'm going." I muttered, walking towards the couch.
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