Between a rock and a hard place

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To have no good alternatives.

A/N: Sorry for the delay! I've been really busy lately. So here's your chapter. If you want to keep up on updates and such you can check out my live journal from time to time, I'll post part of chapters and random writings that I do on it. I'm currently looking for a bleach livejournal layout, so if you know of one, or could possibly make me one, I'll dedicate chapters to you and such. So PM asap if you have the amazing ability to design layouts, since I can do some things, but that is above my ability. http// bleueyz dot livejournal dot com/ .

"You were in his room?"

"…yes."

"Yuffie! How could you be so… retarded?"

"I don't know! Tifa, you gotta help me. Vince was on the war path. He cussed!"

"Yuffie Kisaragi, how dare you lie to me about such a thing?"

"I'm serious, he said damn it!"

"…"

"Yeah I know, amazing. He was uber pissed. I'm scared, Tifa."

"Well, you should be. You probably just ruined all chances of being with him."

"…My life is over!"

"…You based your whole entire life on a guy who was in a coffin for 30 years?"

"Shut up. I can dream, can't I?"

"Yuffie…"

"I know it's childish… but he's my friend and I don't want him mad at me."

"Friend, hmm?"

"Tifa!"

"Awe how cute you're blushing!"

"SHUT UP! I'm just going to have to apologize."

"uh huh."

"Wait why'd you say it like that?"

"Well, uh, I think you should, uh, wait a bit more. So Vince can cool off some, you know?"

"He called you didn't he?"

"…"

"Tifa, what'd he say?"

"Yuffie, I'm sure he didn't mea-"

"What'd he say?"

"He told me… that he was disappointed. And that he'd appreciate it if you stopped… going to see him."

"…Oh."

Between a Rock and a Hard Place.

X-X-X-X

Who knew all of this crap could have started because of a damn eyebrow coupon! The first time I saw him I knew those eye brows of his were no good. I mean, they were too dark and too well trimmed. I should have listened to my gut. But since I was having some indigestion since Vince makes odd food, I can understand why I didn't listen to it then. All of his food smelt weird. Like for breakfast he made this weird thing called a omelet. It was an egg with some cheese. Why can't he just call it that? He had to get all technical, calling it an omelet. I never got… un-wutain food. They're always so confusing with the names. Big mac? For a second, I actually thought they were talking about huge mac 'n' cheese. Then I was told it was a Hamburger. Oh sweet leviathan I'm a nervous wreck.

Between a Rock and a Hard Place.

X-X-X-X

"Yuffie."

"I don't want to go to school today."

"Yuffie…"

"Mom, get out."

"Yuffie!"

"What?! I told you to get out mom! …sorry, Tifa."

"Come on get out of bed."

"No."

"You've been in that bed for a week. You're pale, you need to eat something and clean up. Someone's here to see you."

"No, I'm going to starve! I deserve it, I'm a horrible person. Who would want to see me anyway? I'm terrible. I should be shot."

"Trust me, you want to get up for this one."

"No."

"Yuffie."

"No, Tifa."

"Fine…"

2 minutes later.

"…"

"Tifa, I told you, I'm not getting up. Let me wallow in self pity."

"hn…"

"Wow, Tifa what happened to your voice you sound like a dud-"

"Hello, Yuffie."

"V-Vince."

"…"

"…"

"I… apologize."

"What? No no no no no! You don't need to apologize, Vince! I'm the one that should! I'm sorry, I apologize, please forgive me! I let my curiosity get the better of me and I went in your room! I apologize."

"…cute."

"What?!"

"Food."

"what?"

"You need food."

"…I swear you're psychic!"

"No. Your stomach is just loud."

"Hey!"

Between a Rock and a Hard Place.