I really never understood vampires. In certain accounts, they're vulnerable to things like garlic and wooden stakes. In other accounts, sunlight or holy water can be their downfall. In even more accounts, they can be killed by all of these or none of these.

"Bluefire-chan! I have a great idea for how we can get rid of Jiro's stupid hat!"

She looked up from her baking. "What is it, Zara?"

"We can't do it alone, though."

"What is it, Zara?" She asked again, a little aggravated.

I opened the cabinet and took out a bowl. With a snap of my fingers, special ingredients appeared in it. I began mixing it. Bluefire-chan looked at my bowl with disgust.

"I don't want chicken feet in my birthday cake. Keep that bowl away from me." I nodded.

"Don't worry. This is our transportation."

"Why can't we just teleport with a snap of your fingers like you usually do?"

"It's much more fun once you realize where we're going!" I grabbed the ingredients from the bowl with my bare hands and threw them onto the ground, chanting. Bluefire-chan sighed, resting her batter bowl on the counter and taking one of Jiro's hats from under the sink.


"So get this, there were ten consecutive flashes of lightning overhead a town, but with no clouds or thunder." Sam turned his laptop to face Dean.

"Demons?" He asked.

"Maybe, but I don't think so. It's not the usual storm that happens when a demon is nearby." Suddenly the doors of the Men of Letters bunker flew open.

"Good morning, Winchesters!" I shouted. The brothers quickly stood up from their seats, weapons raised. Bluefire-chan stood behind me, most likely face palming. I skipped down the steps. Sam and Dean attempted to shoot at me, but all their shots missed. Their guns jammed.

"What are you?" Sam asked.

"I'm a universe bender! You've never run into any of us before? Wow, I thought by now you would have seen, maybe, hundreds? Well, at least I'm the first!" Dean stepped forward and splashed me with holy water. Sam chanted the demon exorcism. They pressed silver knives to my bare skin, trying to cut through, but failed. "Hey, that tickles!" I laughed.

"Cas!" Dean shouted upwards. The angel in question appeared next to me. I was stabbed in the back with his angel blade. Bluefire-chan rushed to my side, screaming a strange battle cry, and punched Team Free Will on the tops of their heads.

I was still standing, my head tilted. "Why'd you do that?"

"Nobody hurts my best friend on my birthday."

"Well, happy birthday," Sam said, rubbing his injured head. "Don't mind me asking, but how the hell are you so strong?"

"She's part fairy, part vampire!" I cheered.

"Not another damn fairy..." Dean muttered under his breath. He, Sam, and Cas started to lunge in Bluefire's direction, but I stopped them.

"Anyway, we're here for a favor." I pulled the angel blade out of my back. "Wow, this is sharp." I handed it back to Cas, and he stored it away. "So, we need help destroying a hat."

"A hat?" Team Free Will said in unison.

"Yeah," I replied, snapping my fingers and pulling it out of thin air. "We think it's cursed or something. This is the... Bluefire-chan, would you say this is the fiftieth time we're trying to destroy it?"

"Forty-ninth," she responded, arms crossed. She leaned against the banister.

"Man, that hat is fugly." Dean poked at it with a knife.

Sam blinked. "Well, let's do some research. There's bound to be at least one book that has information about it." He started walking over to the library. "Let's go."

"Thanks, but I don't think you'll have anything on it. You see, we're from a different universe, and..." I trailed off, trying to think of what to say next. "I'm not sure, it's either this universe or another, that me and Bluefire-chan are just original characters made by hormone crazy teenage girls."

Dean and Sam patted our shoulders. "We know how you feel," they said in unison.


We stood before the hat, now in a demon trap. Not that that would do any good, but...

"So, how did you get this hat?" Sam asked.

"It's my Jiro-nii-san's."

"He's a vampire," I added.

"What do you want us to do?" Cas asked.

"Holy water," I replied.

"That's it?" Dean asked. "You came all this way just for holy water? Isn't there any in your universe or whatever?" I nodded. "Then why..."

"I wanted to meet you, okay?" I shouted. Team Free Will blinked. Dean unscrewed the cap on the holy water after a moment of silence and splashed it on the hat. Dark steam came up from the fabric.

"Damn," he breathed. We watched the hat until it burned away into nothing. Where it sat before was now a puddle of steaming water.

I smirked. "Now that that order of business is taken care of..." I took a few steps toward Dean and Cas. They were looking deep into each other's eyes, as usual. It was the perfect plan, since they were both distracted. I shoved Dean square on the back, and suddenly Cas was pressed between the hunter and the wall behind him, and their lips were taken into a deep kiss.

Sam's eyes widened and he blinked. "Well, it's about time." Quickly, I snapped my fingers, transporting me and Bluefire back to her kitchen.

"Destroying a hat on your birthday. Wasn't that fun?" I asked. Bluefire-chan picked up her bowl and handed it to me.

"You know what would be even more fun? If you made me a cake while I figure out how to change Gakupo back from a bunny." I blinked at her. Then, I remembered. Just before I had walked into the kitchen with my idea to destroy Jiro's hat, I had turned the floozy into a lavender rabbit that I planned on eating at a later date. However, I wondered how she knew, since I didn't tell her.

I looked over at the counter. There he was, sitting in the bowl that I had used for the transportation spell.

Foiled again.


3BFFs does not own: Black Blood Brothers, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Vocaloid, or Supernatural.

So, this story probably takes place prior season 8 finale of Supernatural. I mean, I did call Cas an angel, but he'll always be an angel to me. And he did randomly appear next to Zara, but he could have just been waiting in the shadows waiting to strike.

Yes, I ship Destiel... Or should I say that Zara ships it?

Happy Birthday, Bluefire-chan!