Well, time for something medieval! The middle east was apparently more advanced at this point in history, especially in medicine, as you are about to learn!
I don't own Hetalia! end /AN/
France groaned as he discovered a wound the size of Rheims in his leg as he finally collapsed off the battle field. Now he would have to treat it... He hated doing that!
He limped over to the nearest cow field.
Suddenly, a tan man popped up in front of him, nearly scaring him half to death. "Hey, who are you?!" France demanded, jumping back in surprise and wincing. The tan man raised an eyebrow. "I'm Palestine. Do you want any help with that wound...?"
France shook his head, smiling boldly. "I can handle it, don't worry!"
"Well, what are you going to do?" The middle eastern nation asked, still looking rather skeptical of France's medical abilities. France rolled his eyes. "I'm going to do what any sane person would do-"
"You mean clean out and cauterize the wound?" Palestine cut in with concern. France looked at him in confusion, then disbelief. He shook his head. "Of course not! That sounds stupid! I'm going to put cow dung in it!"
The shocked, frozen look on the middle eastern nation's face was priceless. France just went on his way and treated his wound while Palestine gagged.
Palestine shook his head. European nations were insane...
/AN/ In the Middle East, they had way better medicine that in Europe, since it was basically guesswork and prayer in Europe while science was at work in middle eastern medicine. Not to discount the power of prayer, of course...
Also, in the middle east, they had Algebra, and more people were literate.
