In room where they had many drinks on hand Bruce poured himself a some scotch before turning to look at the three rouges, well one former, sitting at the couches. Edna was a bit upset because she had to give Tim to Alfred.

"Tell us what happened, Edward," Harvey growled. "From the beginning."

"Lalalala, I don't know who that is!" Edna stuck her hands on her ears. "Tralalala!"

"Edward!" Harvey yelled slamming his fist on the table. "You were not a woman before, we know that!"

"Lalalala~"

"If you call her Edna, it helps." Bruce said taking another drink. "It's the only way to get her to listen."

"I'll make him listen!" Jonathan growled jumping up and yanked the redhead's hands down. "Now listen here- Gah!"

"Yeah, that hurt!" Edna shouted pushing the other down after kicking him between the legs. "I am so glad that'll never happen to me again."

"I… hate you…"

Turning around Edna picked up the nerf gun and pointed it at John. "Bang bang!"

"Edward, focus!"

"LALALALALALA!"

"…Edna." Harvey growled like an wolf. "Focus."

"Oh, good you've said the correct name!" Edna sat back. "Alright, I do suppose I owe explanation."

"You didn't show up to meetings for the past couple of months, your apartment is abandoned with all your stuff in it-"

"My books! Nooo!"

"-And you turned off your phone!"

"Oh, I forgot about that," Edna looked up in thought. "Where did that phone go too?"

"Edward!" Harvey yelled slamming his fist down the table so hard it cracked. "Pay attention."

"Oh your no fun," Edna pouted before sighing. "Alright, alright, I wasn't a woman first off but I was changed into one by some crazy insane person and I like it. No one sees me and starts talking about me like I won't hear them, no one calls me names or throws stuff at me and I like that I have that freedom again and this time I'm not going to muck it up. I got to take care of a little child that I love and now I'm going to have another one."

"You're sure about this?" Jonathan growled after recovering. "You are just going to drop all your plans and become nothing more than a housewife for Wayne?!"

"Oh God! Ew!" Edna made a face and flailed in her seat. "Gah, the images! My beautiful mind scarred for life!"

"I should hope so! It's his child isn't it?!"

"No, of course not!"

As the two yelled at each other Harvey stayed quite thinking things over. There was no sign that Edward/Edna was unhappy here and that he/she really didn't like it here at Wayne Manor. That was what was making Harvey feel uncomfortable. Ever since he changed into Two-Face and committed crimes his friend, or could he call Bruce that? When it all started Bruce had and still did try to help him reform, to get his life back but nothing helped.

If it was true that Edna was happy here and Bruce helped than who was he to force the Riddler back into crime? The redhead looked so happy and content with life when she bounded into the door frame smiling like everything that she had ever wanted came true.

Getting up Harvey went to the next room to see Bruce drinking down some brandy and his old friend turned and grinned at him picking up another glass and so calmly pouring some and handing it to him as if Two-Face had never happened and like they were still good friends.

Taking it Harvey smiled before taking a drink of it. "So, the child isn't yours?"

"Nope." Bruce laughed. "Edna's nice and sweet, cute too but I see her more as family than I do as an love interest. The Father of the child is unknown. Well, to us at least, she knows who it is but won't say."

With a gruff Harvey frowned. "Probably another loser. Edward- Edna, never had any luck when finding someone to date."

"That bad huh?"

"Some have vanished mysteriously." Harvey looked at a wall refusing to look at Bruce.

"Probably skipped town when they noticed just who Edna was friends with." Bruce laughed and patted the other on the arm. "Come now, you've known her longer than I have! Surely she is perfectly capable of taking care of herself and if not I'm sure you two step in since the three of you seem close."

"Yeah…" Harvey noticed that Bruce hadn't look at him strange or make a comment on the people who just vanished out of nowhere. "I'm just glad that Edward wasn't killed or worse."

"Yes, she… only choose… to live… here…" Bruce face was strained before he looked into the room at the two who were still screaming at each other. "So, you want to take her back for a visit?"

"I dodged a bullet." Harvey frowned. "It's hard handling them when their together, especially when their fighting."

"Is it that bad-?"

"She's threw up on me! Aaarag!"Jonathan's voice shrieked. "That's disgusting!"

"You had it, ugh…. Coming…" Edna groaned. "Morning sickness... ugh, for the win..."

"It's not morning! It's late afternoon!"

Both Bruce and Harvey outside the room both took large drinks of brandy.


Damian was sleeping when someone shook his arms quickly and juding by the strength it was only one person.

"Kona, I am sleeping."

"Yeah, but your little brothers are out playing Robin."

"They like to play that after training." Damian grumbled rolling his back to her. "They'll stop once it's time for dinner."

"Okay, but their took the Batmobile and are currently driving it around Gotham."

"WHAT?!"


I just got back form Vacation! Woohoo! Had fun... so tired... but I had lots of fun!