Bowser (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"That is a sweet train." Bowser said as he was looking at the Excess Express.
"Your Awfulness, we're going to Glitzville because I do believe there's some treasure over there." Kammy said.
"You just want to watch the fights, don't you?" Ansem whispered to her.
"Hey, I heard Rawk Hawk is amazing." Kammy smiled as Ansem chuckled to himself.
"Seems we got a fangirl over here." He smiled.
"Well, you know." She laughed a little as she went over to the Cheep Cheep. "Hey, three tickets. One for His Burliness, one for a sweet young thing and one for a very manly dude." She said.
Manly dude, huh? Ansem thought with a smirk.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S BOWSER, AN OLD HAG AND A WEIRDO! LIFE IS TOO SHORT!" The Cheep Cheep exclaimed and ran off.
"Hey! I'll have you know I am NOT an old hag!" Kammy exclaimed angrily.
"Weirdo? Of all the insults...that's the best he could do?" Ansem wondered.
"Well whatever, let's get Lord Bowser...hey, where is he?" Kammy asked when all of a sudden, they heard evil laughter.
"Forget that old blimp! I'm taking THIS baby before and besides, I've snuck to Gliztville before so I'll see you two slowpokes later!" Bowser smirked and flew off, as the two sweatdropped.
"I guess SOMEONE doesn't enjoy blimp rides." Ansem said as they walked over to the blimp.
Bowser flew to Glitzville when suddenly, the Koopa Clown Car stalled. "Oh what now? Wait a minute...out of gas? Uh oh." He said as the Koopa Clown Car fell to the ocean below.
Dire Dire Docks (Super Mario 64)
Bowser landed in the ocean floor. Well that's just great. He thought as he began to swim underwater.
Bowser noticed some air bubbles as he took the air bubble and regained some air. Suddenly, I feel bad for Sonic. He thought.
As he kept swimming, he raised an eyebrow. He noticed a certain underwater crab slamming his claws on some seashells while a certain mermaid was sitting on a rock. Either I'm going crazy, or that crab is singing Under the Sea or whatever that is. He wondered as he kept swimming.
He noticed another air bubble and as soon as he went over to regain some air, a random Blooper came swimming by and unfortunately got swallowed by Bowser himself. Yuck! Is that what raw Blooper tastes like?! He thought.
He kept swimming until he noticed a Launch Star at the ocean floor as he raised an eyebrow and swam to it. As soon as he touched it, the Launch Star triggered and blasted him away.
Meanwhile...
Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Look, all I'm saying is we need Admiral Bobbery and Flavio." A Toad said.
"Yeah, but I looked ALL OVER THIS DAMNED TOWN and I couldn't find any of them!" A Bob-omb said.
"LOOK! Up in the sky!" A Toad exclaimed.
"Is it a bird? An airplane?" The Bob-omb asked.
"No...it's...Bowser." The Toad said as they all looked at each other and quickly ran off.
"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" They all yelled as they ran past Kammy and Ansem.
"What's their problem?" Ansem asked as Kammy noticed Bowser who just landed.
"Oh there you are, Your Sogginess! Where have you been?" She asked.
"...Swimming." Bowser muttered.
"Oh neat! We went over to the Glitz Pit and my GOODNESS, the fights were incredible! Rawk Hawk going against The Koopinator! It was a fight to remember!" Kammy exclaimed.
"Let's not forget about the Hot dogs. They were the most delicious hot dogs I have ever eaten." Ansem smiled.
Bowser looked at Kammy and Ansem as he saw balloons, autographs by Rawk Hawk himself and even Glitzville hats! "So did you have fun too?" Kammy asked.
Bowser's eye twitched and then breathed fire at the both of them, burning them to a crisp.
"I take that as a no?" Kammy asked while Ansem coughed out smoke.
"You think I had fun?! I swallowed a damned Blooper and I heard one of the most cringe worthy songs of all time when I was under there. Seriously, who lets a crab sing? Enough fooling around, I need the whereabouts of the Crystal Stars, Mario and Sora, AND Princess Peach RIGHT NOW." He ordered angrily.
Oh my god, is that what I think it is in today's Pic of the day for Smash 4? Luigi's Final Smash has been changed...to the Poltergust 5000?! Sakurai...you clever bastard...
