ZOMG!!! 949 reviews!! That's like … wow. Meh loves you guys ^^

This is the last update 'till at least Sunday, cuz meh is staying at my friends tomorrow night, if you're lucky, I might find the time to update tomorrow …

Meh dunno, anyways, if hope you like this!!

P.S – all you guys that reviewed and said the other Power Puff Girl was called Blossom, you would be right, meh just felt like making him forget her name =D

Em POV

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo …

Who. The. Hell. Is. Galileo?!

I see a little silhouette upon the mountain … I sang in my head as I walked down the stairs.

Everyone was out … doing something or other.

I was alone.

ALONEEEE!

My mommy don't love me 

Wait … my mommy left and told me to do something.

But what …

Hmm, tidy up? Not a chance mother dear.

Wash up? No, we don't eat.

Turn the TV on? Naw, it's already on.

Shine her car? Wait – she doesn't have a car.

Do my homework? No, I didn't have any … that I can remember.

Make dinner? Again, my earlier point, we don't eat.

LE GASP-NESS!

Me has forgotten … meh be in trouble.

Oh well, meh don't care, I shall run away and become a hermit crab.

A hermit crap on the coast of Neverland where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell shall sun bathe in the sun and Captain Hook will be screaming on his piratey boat because that stupid meanie crocodile has eated him.

Is eated even a word?

I don't care … eated is my new word, because I am Galileo, and I am awesome.

I hath decided that I am Galileo, I have solved the question!!

I walked into the kitchen and my eyes lit up as I saw the new blender.

"Ah, we shall have some fun in here … operation destroy blender and blame Jazzy-pants" I muttered, and walked over to the blender.

I picked it up and hit it repeatedly against the counter until it resembled a rather silvery prune.

I ripped a page out of a cook book, and scribbled a note on the back.

Sorry mommy, I didn't mean to destroy the blender.

I feel guilty.

Maybe you should ground me and never let me out of my emo corner.

I shall cut away the pain

Love, Jazzy-Pants x

I laughed as I pasted glue onto the back of the note, and slapped the paper onto the silver lump that was previously the blender.

It is a blender … I just blended it against the counter … kinda.

I turned round, and headed upstairs to Carweasel's study.

I opened the door and creeped in, humming the mission impossible theme tune.

I cracked open the safe and gasped as I saw cobwebs hanging inside.

I don't even know if creeped is a word ... but i did it! I creeped! Like a creepy creeper!

Like a creeping creepy creeper frog!

Called TheMaleGoose!

"LE GASP!" I declared.

I heard footsteps coming up the stairs and I clamped my hands over my eyes.

He can't see me, he can't see me, he can't see me, he can't –

"Emmett, I can see you." Carweasel said.

Damn, did I say all that out loud?

"MY NAMEIS GALELIO!" I screamed and ran out of the door, without taking my hands of my eyes.

I ran into something solid and fell to the floor.

CPOV

He ran into the door frame, and collapsed.

I grinned and sat at the desk.

Finally, after all these years, I had sedated Emmett.

I stood on the desk, kicking the papers to the floor.

"BOW DOWN TO ME, FOR I SEDATED HIM!" I screamed.

Esme walked through the door, checking the commotion.

"What happened in …" she began, and then saw Emmett on the floor "Thank Christ …" she said and I grinned.

"It was all MY doing!!!" I said proudly and she glared at me.

"You killed him." She said, turning on her heels and disappearing out of the door.

I sighed as she walked down the stairs, then I heard her scream from the kitchen.

"I AM GOING TO KILL HIM! HE BROKE MY BLENDER!" she yelled, storming into my study, almost blasting the door of it's hinges.

"Thank God you killed him … or whatever you did. I am going to make his life/death a living HELL when he wakes up"

She walked out again, leaving me confused.

Hands up who understands the reasoning behind her sudden mood changes?

(Insert confused face here)

Okays, me is going, Friends is on XD

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