Author's Rant: Thanks so much loves. I'm glad you're able to use this as a way to brighten your days. I love to make people laugh ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own or make any profit from the use of the Naruto characters. I'm simply borrowing them for enjoyable reasons.


Dear Fans of Fanfiction

I blame society's influence on the way I acted as a young girl. If I'd known the guy I was "supposedly" so madly in love with, would try to kill me on a daily basis and have more interests in wanting to murder my team mate, I would've tried my luck eslewhere.

Its ok, I fell for his magic spell like the rest of the fawning fangirls. It was those dark good looks, flawless butt cheeks and broad shoulders. I just didn't realize there was a mind of a psychotic, egotistic maniac sitting on top of them.

Signed Sakura Haruno


Dear Fans of Fanfiction

. . . The pink hair. . . the loud talking. . . the constant words that never seemed to stop flowing from those thin lips. . . the badly formed body. . . do I really need to explain everything?

I tried to kill her. I wish I had. Fate wants her to live.

Why, I don't know.

Signed Sasuke Uchiha

P.S. The dobe's gone crazy to still be infatuated with her.

P.S.S Merely personal opinion.


TBC: ^_^ Lol good point.