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Lucy continued to give you a dirty glare as you looked at her in disgust. "WELL?! Where is he? HUH?!" Lucy asked. You jerk your hand away from her. "Lucy?! Girl what you wearing?! I told ya never to shop at Hottopic! The fuck you wearing that for?!" You asked. Everyone else in the guild gasped at that as Lucy raised an eyebrow. "HUH?! WHAT'D YOU SAY?! YOU ASKING FOR A DEATH WISH KARDASHIA?!" She yelled. You raise an eyebrow in confusion. "...Kardashia...?" Lucy then tugged on your hair. "OW!" You groan. "And what's with the stupid southern accent and the cheap purple hair dye? You from some sort of ghetto or something?!" Lucy asked.

You push her away from you. "The fuck?! Don't touch me! And who you think you talking to like that white girl? You want me to beat your little ass?!" You asked angrily. "KARDASHIA JUST TALKED BACK TO LUCY!" One member said. "DOES SHE WANNA DIE?!" Another asked. "My last name is 'KardashiAN!' And what y'all mean I wanna die? What this white girl gonna do?" You asked. Lucy growled in anger and then out of nowhere pinned you to the ground. "My BACK!" You whined. Lucy sneered. "Ima teach you a thing or two about RESPECT!" With that she dug her elbow into your back. "MY SPINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" You shrieked as your face anime whiten.

Lucy snickered as she got off of you. "That'll teach ya..." You growled and glared at her as you got up. "I'm gonna kick your ass!" You hissed. Lucy grinned. "Oh you wanna go for round two do ya?" "Lucy!" Natsu cried. Lucy then turned to him and gave him a straight glare for a moment. "...Natsu?" She then pulled him into a dirty hug. "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT WAS YOU, YOU BIG BONE HEAD?!" She exclaimed. Lucy then pulled you into a hug. "I'm glad your both ok...I was thinking the worst happened! Don't make me think the worst ever again..." She said.

CUE EPISODE TITLE!

Fuse and Happy: Fairy Hunter

You glared at Lucy as she continued to hug you. "You have to be the most bipolar white girl I ever MET! First you beating on me and now you's hugging?!" You asked. Lucy then pushed you away from her and glared at you. "YOU! BITCH! You think just caused your idolized around here you think you can just haul Natsu around?! HUH?!" You raise an eyebrow. "Idolized...?" Lucy then went to go beat on Natsu. "AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH YOU I'LL BEAT ON YOU NEXT KARDASHIA!" She said. "MY NAME IS NOT FUCKING KARDASHIA IT'S KITSUNA YOU DUMB BITCH!" You shout. Lucy then charged for you. "C'MERE!"

For the first time you felt a slight fear of Lucy coming to hurt you. You braced for impact and that was when Levy stepped in front of you putting her arms out to protect you. You saw that she was wearing a maroon bandeau and matching miniskirt. "OUTTA MY WAY!" Lucy shouted. "Know your place! Kardashia's well known here and if you hurt her pretty face your gonna be sorry!" Levy exclaimed. Lucy glared at her. "YOU THINK I CARE?!" You raise an eyebrow. 'Why they fighting over me for? These two white girls are best friends!' You thought. "So Kardashia? Your gigs finally over now huh?" You heard Macao asked.

'Why does everyone keep calling me 'Kardashia?!' You thought. You turned back seeing Macao with Cana smiling at you. "'Gig?' Oh! Well the Magical House is gonna be closed down for awhile! We under construction cause we gonna add more rooms!" You explained. "Your new outfit is just lovely!" Cana said sweetly. "Natsu! Kardashia! I'm so glad your back!" You heard. You turned seeing Mirajane at the bar in a two piece midriff dress. "At least Mira's normal..." Natsu said. "I love your new hair color! So cute on you Kardashia!" Mirajane chimed. "Uh...I didn't dye my hair..." You say sweatdropping.

You then felt a hand pull you away and saw that it was Natsu who pulled you under the table along with Wendy. "We gotta hide!" Natsu whispered. "From what?" You asked. "From Lucy!" He said. "I ani't scared of her!" You say. "Yeah because you didn't cower in fear when she was about to beat you up again..." Fuse said sarcastically. "CATS!" Everyone shrieked. "HOW'D THEY GET IN HERE?!" One member asked. "THEY'RE EXCEEDS!" Another said. "Um...what's an exceed?" Fuse asked. Lucy then hoisted you and Natsu out from under the table. "Guys what the heck is going on here?" She asked. "Would you let go of me! You gonna squeeze out all my blood!" You say jerking your arm away from her.

Mirajane walked up to Happy and Fuse and kneeled down close to them. "I think they just look like Exceed!" She said. "Whoa..." Fuse said drooling at the sight of Mirajane's open cleavage. Everyone then calmed down. Lucy and Natsu then pushed you down onto seats. "Alright spill it you two! I wanna know where you two were, what you two were doing and you both better hope I like your answers!" Lucy demanded. "Are you my fucking mother?!" You asked with an attitude. Lucy gave you a deep glare. "I'm getting sick of you bringing Natsu everywhere you go all the time...you know I'm starting to get real suspicious that you two have a little something somethin going on and I don't LIKE IT! You both better hope I don't find out about it!" Lucy threatened. You blushed. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'S TALKING ABOUT!" You shout. "WOULD YOU QUIT TALKING LIKE YOUR SOME GANGSTER ALREADY?! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!" Lucy shouted back. "GOOD! BITCH!" You say giving her the finger. Lucy growled at you but a few guild members held her back before she could do anything.

"You need to know your place white girl!" You say. "WHO YOU CALLING WHITE?!" Lucy shouted. She then took her anger out on Natsu and proceeded to beat him up. "How do you like Technique Number 35: 'The Man That's Cruel Hold!' Or maybe 'The Please Stop Lock' will suit you JUST FINE!" Lucy sneered. You growled furiously and got up. You then grabbed a hold on Lucy. "How do you like Kitsuna's Technique Number 85: 'The White Bitches Nightmare!'" With that you then flipped Lucy against the table and twisted both of her legs as you stepped on her back. You then grab a hold of her and toss her up to the ceiling and when she got close enough you kicked her back. "Die BITCH!" Lucy then screamed in agony at that as she slammed against the wall.

The entire guild then gasped in shock. "Kardashia just beat up Lucy!" "This is a first! No one has ever beated up Lucy before!" "Kardashia's a lot tougher than I thought!" "With that kind of money she must have hired a personal combat trainer!" You turned back to them. "My name is not KARDASHIA!" You scream. You then felt a hand on your shoulder and that's when Lucy turned you to face her. She gave you a mean glare as she growled. You glared back. "You wanna go?" You asked. Lucy growled a bit longer and then broke into a grin. "Your alright..." With that she then patted your shoulder a bit roughly. You raise an eyebrow as you sweatdrop. "Huh...?"

"So where's Erza?" Wendy asked. "I don't think that's a bad thing..." Natsu said. "Do you think she's gonna act the opposite too?" Happy asked. "I just hope her opposite looks even hotter like every other chick here! Look at Lucy! I like that...nice and tight!" Fuse said drooling. You then saw how he was staring at her butt and shook your head. "Maybe Erza will be something like this..." Natsu began. He then imagined himself telling Erza what to do with Erza crying on her knees. "There's no way Erza would be that pathetic! She'll be more like this..." Happy said. He then imagined Erza as his slave defeating monsters for him. "Uh...NO! She'll be more like this..." Fuse said. He then imagined Erza as an exotic dancer giving him a lap dance in a club. "Um...I doubt that will be it! I think she'll be more like this..." Wendy said. She then imagined Erza baking a thousand cakes for her. "Sweetie not in a million years!" You chuckle. "Well what do you think Erza will be like Tsuna?" Wendy asked. "Hmmm..." You then imagined Erza eating at Mc'Donalds and destroying Burger King. You sigh. "I think Erza will just lose her mind..." You say shaking your head.

Lucy then grabbed a hold of Natsu. "Tell me where you and Kardashia have BEEN! Don't make me HURT you!" She threatened. "White girl you wanna die again?!" You asked. "Lucy are you harassing Natsu and Kardashia again?" A voice asked. Your ears twitched hearing such a familiar sweet tone as you gasped. 'No...it can't be...' You thought. "You should know better!" The voice said. Lucy then let go of Natsu. "Fine whatever..." She sighed. You turned seeing Lisanna casually standing behind you. "Am I dreaming?" Happy asked. "She's alive?!" Fuse asked. "Welcome home!" Elfman said. "Glad you made it back!" Mirajane said sweetly. "Good to see you sis! You two bro! Sorry for the wait!" Lisanna said. "It's...really you..." Natsu said. You turned to him seeing he was in tears. You gasped and turned back to Lisanna as your eyes widen. You felt your body tremble in fear as you stepped back. "...No...NO!" You say shaking your head. Lisanna turned to you with an innocent expression on her face as she tilted her head in confusion. "Hm?"

COMMERCIAL EYE CATCH!

As fancy music plays semi chibi Happy, Fuse and Carla are shown sitting sadly outside on a hill in Edolas with Fuse sitting in between them with a paw on his cheek. They then look in shock seeing chibi Edo-Lucy and chibi Edo-Natsu popping out from the corners of the screen with chibi Edo-Lucy smirking while chibi Edo-Natsu cowering in fear...

As fancy Irish music plays Nadi and Nichiya are shown standing alongside chibi Edo-Kitsuna who poses raising her leg up a bit as she tilts her head back a bit and winks putting her one hand down by her side while holding her microphone in her other hand. Semi chibi Happy, Fuse and Carla appear before them posing happily with Fuse in between them having his hands across his hands grinning widely as he winks...

BACK TO THE SHOW!

"Lisanna..." Natsu said. Lisanna glared at Jet and Droy. "I told you jerks not to bully my brother when I'm not around!" You grab your head and shake it. "This can't be happening...NO!" You cried. That's when memories started to automatically come back to you when you, Natsu and Lisanna were kids...

FLASHBACKS:

Natsu sat alone in the rain seemingly sad about something. You were behind him the whole time. "C'mon Natsu tell me what's wrong..." You say. Natsu just sighed. You began to get frustrated. "Will you get up already?!" You say pushing him a bit. Natsu then gave you a mean glare. "Would you lay off?!" With that he then pushed you into a puddle which caused you to get wet. "Hey!" You cry as you frowned at the sight of your wet clothing. You then glance up at Natsu who continued to sit there. "Natsu..." You say. "I wanna be alone so go away!" He said coldly. This hurt you as your eyes began to water. You slowly get up and walk away from him and went behind the guild to lean against the wall and sighed as you stared at the ground. "I'll never get you to like me if your always pushing me away..." You whispered.

"What'd you say your name was again?" You heard Natsu ask. You turned seeing him talk to a short haired girl holding a bright red umbrella. "Hmm..." You say. "My name's Lisanna silly!" Lisanna giggled. You roll your eyes. "Well 'Lisanna' Natsu's not in the mood to talk cause he's about to push you away too..." At that Natsu then got up and began talking to Lisanna. You widen your eyes. "WHAT?!" You then watch as Lisanna was somehow able to get Natsu to laugh and talk again. Seeing those two together and happy made your stomach turn a bit. "Who is SHE?!" You asked angrily. "My little sister..." You heard. You turned around seeing Mirajane behind you. She scratched your right ear. You raise an eyebrow. "Little sister?!" Mirajane smirked. "Yep! Don't mess with her kay?" She says with a wink. Mirajane then grabbed your arm. "C'mon lets go spray paint peoples walls indoors!" She laughs. With that she then hauls you away as you both began to run. You turn back seeing that Lisanna and Natsu got smaller as you ran farther away from them. 'Looks like I have some competition...' You thought. 'And it's with a white girl!' You thought angrily.

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You and Natsu then walked around the forest with your two cats that morning having a good time. You sneaked s few flirts towards him so that Happy wouldn't notice as well. Only Natsu got pretty confused by your flirtatious advances. That's when you both stopped seeing Lisanna by a tiny grave. "Hey Lisanna...what are you doing?" Natsu asked. You glared at him. "Who cares what she's doing?! C'mon let's go!" You say taking his hand. "NO!" Natsu exclaimed as he jerked his hand away from you. You scoffed in surprise at that and growled. "I'm making flowers for Elfman!" Lisanna said. "He made that gravestone by himself?" Natsu asked. Lisanna then let out a small prayer.

She then turned to you both. "Natsu? Tsuna? If anything happens to me you'll make me a gravestone too right?" She asked. "What are you talking about?" Natsu asked. You roll your eyes. "No Lasagna! I WON'T make you a gravestone when you die..." You then turn to the side forming a sly smirk on your lips. "Which I hope you do so I won't have to see your stupid smile again..." Lisanna sadden. "C'mon you know that's not my name...it's 'Lisanna' silly!" She said. "And shut up Tsuna! You shouldn't say things like that!" Natsu exclaimed. You stare at him in disbelief as he sided with Lisanna and growled to yourself.

He then turned to Lisanna. "And you shouldn't think creepy things like that!" "You know everyone needs a gravestone of their own someday..." Lisanna said ^^ smiling. "Yeah! Starting with YOURS!" You sneered. "Your cruel..." Fuse said rolling his eyes.

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The two years soon came and you both along with your cats appear in front of Lisanna's grave that Natsu forced you to make in front of the old hut you guys used to build. Natsu, Happy and Fuse stared at the grave while you faced the ground as your bangs covered your eyes as you folded your arms across your chest. "Natsu? Why make a grave here?" Happy asked. "Yeah there's already one at the church!" Fuse said. "This was one of her favorite places...she loved to sit and watch the sunset...as long as this is here she'll never miss it..." Natsu said. "...I just wish I could keep my promise...and then I could find it this time..." He finished.

You sigh. "I have a shift to cover..." You say under your breath as you begin to walk away. To your shock Natsu grabbed a hold of your arm and yanked you back towards him as a tear escapes your eye. You could feel him glaring at you and you didn't dare to look back as you were scared to see how piercing it was. "You stay RIGHT HERE!" He says angrily as he squeezes your arm. "Your not going ANYWHERE!" He snaps. You yelp a bit at that. "Your...hurting me..." "I DON'T CARE!" He yells. You bit your lip as tears quietly slid down your face your bangs still covering your eyes the whole time.

"ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! YOU WANTED HER DEAD RIGHT?! WELL HERE YOU GO SHE'S GONE!" Natsu shouted. "I didn't mean it like that..." You whimper. "THEN APOLOGIZE!" He yelled. "TO WHO?!" You asked. "DUH! TO LISANNA! I WANT YOU TO FACE HER GRAVE AND APOLOGIZE!" 'Is he giving me an order?!' You thought in disbelief. You then face Lisanna's grave for a moment and then at Natsu who stared at you waiting for your apology. You slowly shook your head 'no' which seemed to get him angrier as he slowly let go of your arm. "Apologize..." He hissed. "No..." You say quietly. "I have to go now..." With that you then run away from him. "TSUNNNNAAAAAA!" Natsu shouts as he begins to chase after you. "Don't do it Natsu!" Happy cries. "You'll hurt her!" Fuse adds.

You heard Natsu's running footsteps chase after yours. "TSUNA!" He shouts. "Leave me alone!" You cry as tears fall from your face. "GET BACK HERE!" With that Natsu tackles you to the ground getting a firm grip on you. "Ow! Ow! STOP PLEASE!" You cry. You felt Natsu's body press up against yours which made you blush as you continue to cry. Natsu then slowly gets up still holding you and puts you over his shoulder as he begins to walk back. You felt his hand on your butt so didn't bother to squirm since you sorta liked the feeling. "We're going back...and your going to apologize and we won't leave until you do it even if it takes DAYS!" Natsu says sternly. "No..." You whimpered.

END OF FLASHBACKS!

"LISANNA!" Natsu and Happy cheered as they begin to run over to her. Lucy then kicked them. "NOT HAPPENING!" She shouted. 'Thanks Lucy...' You thought. You stare down at Lisanna who continued to stare at you seemingly perplexed as you felt the same way as you stared at her. You put your hand on your breast feeling the locket that rested inside your top as your eyes watered a bit. 'Your not real...' You mouthed. Lisanna seemed to have saw this and slowly backed away and walked off to a door somewhere and disappeared from view. "Kitsuna?" Fuse asked. You just turn away from the scene and walk back to Wendy's side. "I thought Lisanna died 2 years ago..." She said. "This has to be a parallel world and the proof is right there!" Carla said pointing to the side.

You each followed her gaze and you each saw a dark blue haired woman in a teal cropped tube top with a bow design and scale like edges along with white capris. "Hey Wendy that little shrimp kinda looks like you! A little you!" A guild mate said. "Yeah you think so?" Older Wendy asked. "ARE YOU SAYING THAT'S ME?!" Wendy shrieked. Fuse drooled. "Hey! Hey! HEYYYYYY! 'BIg Wendy'! HA HA!" Fuse laughed as blood ran down his nose. He then rushed up to her but Carla pulled him back. "Don't make a scene!" She said sternly. You smiled in awe at the sight of the older Wendy who raised an eyebrow when her eyes met yours. "Ooh! Wendy! Your gonna be one beautiful lady when you grow up! When I'm dead and gone, boys are gonna be all over you!" You say winking at Wendy. Wendy blushed. "Um...thank you?"

"You bet she is!" Fuse laughed. He then turned to Wendy. "Hey Wendy! Start drinking that milk to get those boobs girl! It's not too early to start developing you know!" Wendy blushed furiously at that as she shrieked. Carla then slapped Fuse. "DON'T YOU THINK BEFORE YOU TALK?!" She shouted. Fuse grinned. "NOPE!" He then turned to the older Wendy. "COME TO DADDY!" With that he jumped up charging for the older Wendy and hugged her breasts and he nuzzled his face in them. "BOOOBS!" He cheered. Older Wendy raised an eyebrow at him. "You got some sort of death wish?" She asks cooly. "HE IS SO PERVERSIVE! IT'S DISGUSTING!" Carla shouted.

"This isn't our guild or our people...they were Edolas citizens from the beginning!" Carla said. You took all this in and understood completely. You turned to the older Wendy. "I guess I can call her 'Edo-Wendy'" You say. "And Edo-Cana, Edo-Mira, Edo-Elfman, Edo-Gray, Edo-Juvia, Edo-Levy..." You then turn to the biker looking Lucy who sneered at Natsu. "...And Edo-Lucy!" You finished. 'Meaning the Lisanna we saw isn't our Lisanna...' You thought. "If these people aren't our friends then where are they?" Natsu asked. "What are you blabbering about?" Edo-Lucy asked.

Carla then grabbed a hold of Fuse and Happy and began to run out. "We must leave to the Royal City!" That was when Nab blocked her path. "THE FAIRY HUNTERS COMING!" He shouted. Everyone gasped at that. "Fairy what?" You asked confused. Edo-Lucy then grabbed a hold of Fuse and held him against her breast. "If you don't wanna die you'll stay here!" She said sternly. Fuse grinned at her breast. "And I'll stay here as long as I like...heh heh..." He snickered as his paw squeezed her breast. Edo-Lucy saw this and threw him to the side. "I'LL KILL YA!" She shouted. "Ow..." Fuse said twitching.

You then watch Edo-Levy operate a machine. "Preparing ignition...entering coordinates!" She then said more controlling orders that you didn't really understand and then pulled a lever. "Is the Fairy Hunter a monster?" Natsu asked. 'Or does she hunt Fenie's?' You thought. The area then began to shake as rocks started to lift up. Edo-Levy started the countdown. "What's going on here?" Happy asked. "EARTHQUAKE?!" Fuse cried. "SHE'S HERE!" Elfman cried. You each then look outside seeing a giant Kyurem land harshly next to the guild. "SHE'S BROUGHT A DIGIPOKE WITH HER?!" Edo-Lucy shouted. (Me: Kyurem: Pokemon Black and White Series) "We will hunt you..." Kyurem said. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TALKING!" You exclaim.

"Why would the kingdom send Kyurem after Fairy Tail?" Wendy asked. "Are you that out of the loop?" Edo-Wendy asked. You and Wendy turn to her. "The king ordered guilds to disband for more magic supply. Out of all the guilds only one is still standing! And it's this one! This is Fairy Tail...and we're a Dark Guild!" She explained. You and Wendy gasped at that. "TELEPORTATION DEPLOYING!" Edo-Levy said as she pulled another lever. At that you along with everyone else began to levitate up in the air. "What the hell?! WE FLYING!" You exclaim. You then saw blurry colors. "AM I ON DRUGS AGAIN?!" You scream. "EVERYONE GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!" Edo-Lucy ordered. "Natsu!" You groan as you try to reach out for him but you could barely move as you automatically began to suffer motion sickness. "BLEH..." You saw Natsu suffer the same which only made you feel sicker as you both blue anime face.

FWOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Soon you each were then relocated to another location as the guild sprouted like a plant. "That was close but we made it!" Edo-Lucy said. You were currently on the ground twitching from the back pain while still doing your best to recover from the motion sickness. It felt like hell to you altogether. "Ok I'm lost..." Natsu said. "I think the guild changed location..." Happy said. "No kidding...ow..." Fuse groaned. "Why is the monster after us?" Natsu asked. "For real..." You sigh as you got up. "Have you two seriously forgotten? You two must have hit your heads when you landed..." Mirajane said. "That was the captain of the warfare unit...Erza Knightwalker...also known as the Fairy Hunter!" Mirajane said. You turn to her. "See if they named her 'Skywalker' this show would have got a call from the Star Wars company and this show would have got sued and cancelled!" You say. "A lucky break if you ask me!" Fuse said.

You then widen your eyes. "Wait...ERZA?!" "Our enemy is...Erza?" Natsu asked. "How she look?" You asked. "She has her own page on Twitter...look..." Mirajane said showing you her phone. "Y'all use Twitter in this world? No Instagram...AND y'all use Android phone?!" You asked as the Ending Music played. Mirajane then showed you a picture of Erza Knightwalker who was wearing a chainmail bikini with armor. You each gasped at that. "Ooh...her hair look pretty though!" You say with a smile.

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