Episode 51: Bring Me the Head of Pit
Summary: Pit believes that his head was cutted off once. When he said this in front of the Smashers, he end up in the jar again.
Production code: Season 4, Chapter 11
Rated teen with D,V.
Pit is dreaming shortly after he went to sleep.
His dream featured an evil scientist.
"One day, Pit the angels will cut his arms and he will be dead forever!" he said.
"AAH!" yelled Pit, scared of his dream.
"Pit, what's wrong?" asked Fox.
"I just had a nightmare," said Pit.
"Wanna sleep with us?" asked Fox.
"Sure, as long as I dream something good," said Pit.
He started dreaming. It is about Pit dating a princess named Samantha.
"Hello, sexy bitch," said Pit.
"Hey, Pit. How are you doing?" asked Sam.
"Good," answered a lovestruck Pit.
"Let's go on a date," said Princess Samantha. "Where do you wanna go?"
"At my house," said Pit.
"Sure, let's go there," said Sam.
Pit arrived at the mansion with his date.
"Uh, Pit, who's that girl?" asked Link.
"She's my friend, uh, Samantha," said Pit.
"Why she's a princess?" asked Link.
"Don't even think about it. Peach and Zelda will hear you," said Pit. "Let's go, Sam."
Pit and Princess Samantha went to Pit's room.
"OK, Sam," said Pit. "This is my room. It has..."
The dream eventually ends by a booming voice.
"PIT, WAKE UP! IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING!" yelled Master Hand.
"Damn it. My penis just urines," said Pit.
"No, not that. You missed breakfast, penis head," said Master Hand.
"How was your dream?" asked Fox.
"It's good. I'm dating a princess," said Pit.
"Is she real?" asked Fox.
"Yep, and I hope tonight dream is better," said Pit.
Later that night.
"So, Sam, what music do you like?" asked Pit.
"Anything expect Justin Bieber," said Sam.
"I know, Justin Bieber's the worst. Why was he famous in the first damn place?" asked Pit.
"Oh, that's sucks, stranger," said a girl, who happened to be a fan of Justin Bieber. "I love Justin Bieber. See, my name is Diane Bieber."
Pit's dream now turned into a nightmare.
"What the hell's going on?" asked Pit.
"*evil laughter* Pit, you're gonna be on the jar," said an evil scientist.
The jar is show with Pit's head. The rest of his body were choped up.
"AAAAH!" yelled Pit, awake from the dream. "I'M A HEAD IN A JAR!"
"Pit, what the hell's going on? You almost woke up the Smashers," said Master Hand.
"I'm a head in a jar in my dream," said Pit.
"Yeah, right. Just go to sleep, Pit. No interputtion," said Master Hand.
Pit remained scared for the next day.
"Pit, I'm worried of your behavior," said Samus.
"Yeah, me too," said Master Hand. "Ever since that dream, you had ben very, very scared lately."
"It is because of the nightmare of me being chopped off. That scientist cuts me off," said Pit.
"Oh my god, that is scary," said Master Hand.
"IT IS!" said Pit. "I'd been in a jar before. I don't what gonna happen."
Pit ran off crying.
"I'm worried of Pit, too," said Peach.
"Same," said Zelda. "Pit had always made me laugh. Now, he's scaring us."
"Great, Now look what we need. More on screen for princesses. How patheic. Let focus on us," said Bowser.
"Yeah! To show that we're better than Peach and Zelda!" said Ganondorf.
"Hell yeah, N.I." said Wario.
Zelda and Peach walked in Pit's room.
"Uh...Pit..can I..."
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU'RE THAT EVIL SCIENTIST!" yelled Pit.
"Calm down," said Zelda. "It's us."
"Great, what do we got here Unsexy bitches in my room," said Pit.
"HAHA! TAKE THAT! NO ONE WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" said Bowser.
"Aah! Jars!" said Pit. as he ran away.
"I don't see any jars," said Wario.
"Hi, Pit," greeted Samus.
"JARS!" yelled Pit.
"HEEEY PITTTT. i'm drunnnk!" said Crazy Hand.
"Aah! I need a freakin' gun!" said Pit.
"Here, have mine," said Fox.
"Thanks, but, AHH, JARS!" yelled Pit. He shot Fox.
"Ahh! Aah...that hurts," said Fox. He was in pain.
"Pit, stop this! It's getting intense!" said Master Hand.
"Really? I'm so sorry about that, I shot Fox in by accident." said Pit.
"That's OK," said Fox. "I'm doing good."
Just then, a door open, and it was the evil scientist from Pit's dreams in past few days.
"HOLY CRAP!" said Pit. "HE'S REAL!"
"Yes, I am, Pit," said the scientist. "And now to cut your head off! You're the most hated angel ever!"
"AAAH! NO!" yelled Pit.
Trial of blood came out as Pit's head were cut off.
The girls fainted.
"Geez, what's up with you?" asked Bowser.
"I hope they don't have a crush on Pit, because we're gonna own this subplot once Pit's gone," said Ganondorf.
The girls eventually started crying like babies.
"My god, shut up!" said Yoshi.
"Yeah!" said Kirby. "No one cares about your bullcrap."
"Don't worry, we'll beat them," said Bowser.
"Ah, thank you," said Yoshi.
"But, who's gonna be involved with the Pit plot?" asked Kirby.
"I think I am," said Fox. "I gotta go save him."
"OK, good luck with your mission. We hope that Pit will be ok," said Master Hand.
At the scientist's lab.
"OK, Pit, this is your best friend," said the evil scientist.
"Hey, Pit. Dr. Smashberg had cut off my head so many times!" said Pit's best friend, Paul.
"Paul? You monster! How long was Paul here?" asked Pit.
"A LONG TIME AGO," replied Dr. Smashberg.
"What year?" asked Pit.
"1987," said Dr. Smashberg.
"My god, that's so damn long! Plus, my first game was relased on that year," said Pit.
The door knocked.
"Who is it?" asked DR. smash berg.
Fox kicked the door.
"I'm Fox, here to save Pit!" said Fox.
"Ur a fox?" asked Dr. Smashberg.
"Of course. My mom name me that, dumb scientist. I'm here to save Pit," said Fox.
"He's mine forever!" said Dr. Smashberg.
"Too late," said Fox. "I already got them."
"UGH! YOU ARE GONNA GET IT!" said Dr. Smashberg.
"Oh, yeah?" asked Pit. He got a knife and cut Dr. Smashberg's head off.
"AAH! I'M A HEAD IN A JAR!" yelled Dr. Smashberg.
"Who's sorry now?" asked Pit.
"Your sorry face's gonna get it one day when I get outta here!" said Dr. Smashberg.
"Thanks for saving me and my friend," said Pit.
"Your welcome," said Fox. "How was your date with Sam?"
"I had sex with her. But her vagina ruined our moment so she died," said Pit.
"Was she really real?" asked Fox.
"I guess so," said Pit. "But you only saw her once."
"Yeah," said Fox. "Wait, but how could you die if you penis or vagina done something wrong?"
"Oh, it was urining badly," laughed Pit. "Anyway, let's go home."
The end.
