Hi! =D I just updated my other story, 'Epic Counterpoints of Win', tonight and I'm proud of myself! XD I just love writing mysteries. XD

424. Work up a stir so much that you get something named after you

After Edward and Al showed up at a restaurant with Mustang and the rest of his team, Ed had a fit at a height jab. His explosion was so loud and destructive, that he had a meal named after him. The 'Who're you calling a shrimp' basket.

425. Play some big band music

It was an entertaining night at the military ball as our familiar team of people we all know and love joined together with their awesome musical skills to create a one night bandstand. Edward was surprised at how Mustang, his team, Hughes, and Armstrong could pull it off in less than a week but was proud to say he helped by playing drums.

426. Do a report

"Shit Al! I forgot that Mustang wanted me to bring something from the mission to report with!"

"Be creative and come up with something then brother!"

-10 minutes later-

"Well Fullmetal, what'd you bring back from your mission."

"A cup of dirt."

"Well, explain it."

"It's a cup, with dirt in it. I call it 'cup of dirt'. Can I just go home now?"

427. Play a prank

When Falman's wife found him completely wasted from a party up at Briggs, she grabbed a friend and they ended up dragging him to a tattoo parlor. When he awoke, he found that his butt hurt like hell and Pedobear would forever would be adorned on his ass.

428. Defy the system

When the giraffes and zebras were grazing on the front lawn, gorillas were causing chaos in the gym, a stampede of buffalo were running rampant in the hallways, and lions were feasting in the cafeteria, that's when the Furer seriously considered whether it was a smart idea to have the military party as a zoo theme when so many of his officers were currently drunk and unpredictable.

429. Find out something you did not want to know

On the promised day when Roy Mustang returned from the gate into father's lair, they were all surprised that he had forced to use human transmutation.

However, it wasn't his eyesight that was taken…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Colonel, what did they take as the toll!"

"…..my manhood….."

"….."

-meanwhile at the gate-

"Heheh, now I can pee while standing up!"

430. Dance your heart out

Both Edward and Roy agreed that their usual squabbling was getting old so they decided to mix it up a bit.

Now they argued while dancing to the Caipirinha

431. Change emotions of a scene

While Scar was chasing Edward through the streets of central city, the editors of the series accidentally put in the wrong music file. Due to one song, it made the whole scene from frightening and dramatic to completely humorous and hilarious.

"Okay, who put the Benny Hill theme in instead of the actual chase music?"

432. Imitate a hero

When Ed was navigating through lab 5, dodging booby traps, and running from the large stone sphere rolling after him, he only had one thing on his mind.

The Indiana Jones theme song.

Thanks to all of the artists who volunteered to help me! Hope you all enjoyed this chapter! XD