A/N

Hey everyone, sorry about the non updating, my brain suddenly shut down for reasons unexplained, probably having to do something with having to write a seven page chapter three times and still not getting it right. But I'll get through it. Anyway, if anyone of you would like to check out an original story I'm writing, please look up Dahk Wit in , but it's entirely up to you guys, so if you have no care to read it, it's no big deal. Anyway, sorry for the little break, it may be getting a little more hectic in a month when I go back to band, but I'll try to keep up on everything.


Kunda


Kurt: Zat's it?

Beck: I've been tired lately.

Wanda: Better it stay simple. It will make fewer things to memorize when I repeat back to you the grievances I've suffered at your hand.

Dexroth: You've been planning these revenge things for quite a long time, haven't you?

Wanda: You have no idea.


It was like a fairytale.


Rahne: Except there were no wicked witches, evil monsters, castles, etc.

Jubilee: What about the Professor and Magneto, Mr. Logan, and the mansions?

Rahne: Yeah, I forgot about that.

Amara: Wouldn't they be warlocks? Instead of witches?

Rahne: I try not to make assumptions, it's something that always comes back to bite you in the arse.


She was a heroic damsel, he an enchanted prince.


Todd: An enchanted prince? No way!

Fred: What does he turn into when he gets kissed?

Todd: No one kisses my Wanda.

Lance: Probably a hairball.

Todd: Did you not hear what I just said,yo?!

Pietro: Maybe he'll turn into a chia pet?

Todd: THAT'S IT!


But always looming was that wicked sorcerer, Magneto, and the vain prince, her brother, Pietro.


Dexroth: I really don't think he looks all that princely anymore.

Beck: What?

Dexroth: Nothing.


And of course the others, that held her Prince against his will.


Kurt: How vould they do that? I can teleport!

Jean: Never say never.

Rogue: I can't believe this…I'm not in this one!

Jean: Are you happy or sad?

Rogue: I can't believe it! Can this actually mean that she's turned her hideously deformed eyes—

Beck: I beg your pardon?

Rogue: --from anything that involves me? Incredible! I'm free! Free as a bird!

Beck: You keep telling yourself that. My list is long and you make up almost a quarter of it!

Rogue: Who cares? I'm free—did you just say a quarter?


But just like every fairytale, they were heading towards their 'ever-after' with shocking speed.

That was what was happening now. The witch and the furred monster, as everyone thought of him.


Rahne: Somebody get the angst repellent.

Amara: I should have more angst! I am a princess that may be kicked out of the royal family for being a mutant! How more fairytailish should it be?

Rahne: Exactly! Spray yourself down with the repellent too…I believe in preventive medicine.


But he was no monster. He was a man. More man than most.


Beck: Why is there slime all over the living room?

Todd: Don't know. You should ask Pie and Lance. I've got to go find Freddy.

Lance: Uhhh….

Pietro: Please don't tell me this is snot.

Lance: This was Todd's fault.

Beck:…


Now he took her into his arms, after they had beaten the evil that separated them. Now they would run, far away into the night that called the both of them.


Scott: Couldn't they just teleport?

Tabitha: He thought! Will wonders never cease?


"I love you, Wanda." He whispered before placing a chaste kiss on her lips. She smiled and pressed her hand to his cheek.

"I love you, Kurt."


Wanda: Excuse me while I find an appropriate place to lose my lunch.

Dexroth: Oh, come now, it isn't that bad.

Wanda: I will torture you when I finally catch you.

Dexroth: You and everyone else.


And with that, they were gone, away from this fairytale nightmare and the pain, and into love.


Remy: Gambit taking takers away from this life into love!

Fred: Uh…can I go? I'm in a hurry.

Remy: Offer not good for you.

Todd: Freddy…

Fred: Nevermind. Gotta go!

Beck: Use the—

WHAM!

Beck:…door.

Todd: You can't run forever!

Dexroth: I didn't know we were going to have a window put in.

Beck: Dex…If I didn't know you…


A/N

I appear to be having troubles with my account, it won't let me see reviews properly. So, if I missed anyone, apologies.

PrincessOfWildfire: You are very much welcome.

Morbed-Kai: Ehh, you should be careful, don't want to get banned from the computer over one story, hmm? I'm glad you like them though!

Pyro Tsunami: A hetero fic, as requested. I'm sure Lance appreciated the gift, though in retrospect some wipes would help. Anyway, hope you like the chapter!

LoyalServantOfLordMaboroshi: I'm glad you like it, and I'll see what I can do.

Chaotic Boredom: Eh, well, I like poking fun, I'm glad you like it too, especially since it takes almost no work on my part to finish, since they are fairly easy to write. Yes, they really thought of too much when they wrote the comics and etc., didn't they?

Peace215: Actually, that's not true, in several chapters in which I didn't have the iron gut it took to write one. But I made sure there was a kiss in this one. Only for the side remarks? My reviewer, you and all the other readers is all I have to say for that. Anyway, hope you like the chapter!

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