Hello, my lovely readers. Okay, this chapter is a little short but it's a little late in the day. On with the show…

Chapter 51: No Where to Run

Damon was so freakin' pissed. He could not believe that he had not been able to tell the difference between that dick, Silas, and his baby brother. He was going to kill Silas. And he was going to take his time doing it. But first, he had to figure out how the hell to get Liz to stop stabbing him.

"Liz, listen to me, you have to force him out of you head," Damon said as sternly as he could.

Liz' eyes were full of tears. "I'm sorry, Damon. I'm trying," she told him. Her words were not much comfort for him since she had just stabbed him for the fiftieth time.

"Rebekah, a little help here," Damon growled out at Rebekah who was dancing atop the dining table.

"I would but the infernal music won't stop!" Rebekah shouted back as she spun around, tilting dangerously before straightening up.

Damon rolled his eyes from his place atop the kitchen counter he had been tied to. "This is lame, Silas. Try being just little bit more scary!" he shouted.

"You want to see scary?" Silas shouted back. "Here's a nightmare for you," he called before tossing his cards off the table. "Go fish," he told Ric who blew out a breath. The warlock's eyes shifted upward. "This should make you really worried about your own worst nightmare coming true, Damon," he informed Damon when Klaus came out of the HoH room in a pair of jeans and a loose shirt with a long stemmed daisy in his hands.

"What's so scary about that?" Damon asked Silas who smirked.

"Imagine all the people," Klaus began to sing, loudly.

"I love this song," Caroline cried, skipping out the door behind him in a short, loose dress with a wreath of flowers in her hair. "Livin' like they do," she sang, joining hands with her husband as thy bounced down the stairs.

"Did you make my daughter into a hippie?" Liz shouted with a horrified look on her face.

Stefan followed the two out of the room. "Man, what's in the brownies you baked, Klaus?" he asked.

"What did you do to my brother?" Damon screamed, twisting around in the vervain soaked ropes that were keeping him attached to the counter. "I swear, Silas, I will kill you," he snarled through his clenched teeth.

"Killing is not cool, Damon," Caroline lectured him, coming to stand over him and smile, "Here, you should have this. It will make you feel better." She took the wreath off and placed it atop Damon's head.

"Be zen," Stefan ordered his older brother. "Now, where are those brownies?"

"There are no brownies," Damon shouted and then groaned when Liz stabbed him again.

"Bekah, you look radical up there," Stefan called to Rebekah with a grin. "Can I come up, or do you want to come down?"

"I think you're already up far enough for both of us," Rebekah snapped, not amused by Stefan's antics. "And where did you get pot in this place?"

"He didn't. He just thinks he's high," Silas pointed out. "He also thinks he's still human," he added.

"I'm not human?" Stefan looked shocked before he frowned. "Bummer. Klaus, where's the brownies?"

"There are no brownies!" Damon shouted at Stefan who looked hurt and moved to look in the fridge anyway.

"Oh, dear God," Alaric shouted, drawing the attention of the rest of the house. "I lost. Again!"

"That's because you'll never win against me. Now, let's play strip poker. Rebekah, you can come down off the table now," Silas called to Rebekah who rolled her eyes but allowed Klaus to help her down.

"Attention houseguests. There is a special announcement. I'm the new host," Katherine's voice echoed through the house.

"Ugh. Not the other fake Amara," Silas groaned. "I knew I should have set fire to the jury house before coming here," he shook his head while shuffling the deck of cards.

"You know, killing anyone in the house will mean you're thrown out on your crazy ass, Silas," Katherine called back.

"Oh, really, then why aren't you gone?" Silas taunted. "We all know that you killed Mason so he wouldn't tell Elijah about that time in the hot tub."

"What time in the hot tub?" Elijah's voice called in the background.

"Imagine all the people," Klaus sang again like he was a broken record.

"What is that sound? Are you skinning a cat? Or Damon? And you didn't invite me, I'm insulted!" Kol shouted.

"Kol, give me the microphone!" Katherine shouted at Kol who could be heard laughing.

"Some people may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one," Caroline and Klaus sang together.

"Someone stake me," Rebekah exclaimed.

"With pleasure," Katherine replied.

"Bugger off," Kol snapped.

"Give it back!" Katherine whined. "Elijah, make him give it back to me. It's mine!"

"Children!" Elijah shouted to the sound of something breaking.

"I love this house," Sage cried.

"Someone get me out of here!" Matt shouted which caused Damon to look over to the fridge where Matt was sitting and shivering before Stefan closed the door.

"No brownies," Stefan announced with a heavy sigh. "Klaus, can you make some more."

"There were never any brownies!" Damon shouted.

"But there could have been," Silas added.

"Go to hell, freak!" Damon screamed when Liz stabbed him again.

"I am so, so sorry," Liz wept.

"You're going to pay for this," Damon snarled at Silas.

"We made brownies yesterday," Bonnie told no one in particular.

"Really? Can I come to your house?" Stefan replied.

"If you're lucky," Katherine retorted. "Ha, take that Kol!"

"Ow. Let go of me, Elijah," Kol muttered, loudly.

"What in the hell is going on in this house?" Damon groaned when he finally managed to get Liz to aim for his ropes. Freeing himself, he rounded on Liz, taking the knife away from her and handing it to Caroline.

"Oh, dear. Violence is never the answer," Caroline said before taking the knife outside.

"Not feeling the same way," Damon said, turning his sights on Silas. "Now, how do you want to die?" he asked with a wicked grin.

"Funny. That was going to be my line. Oh, well," Silas waved his hand, sending Damon flying into a wall.

Damon grunted but sprang up moments later. "Is that the best you got?" he asked the doppleganger from hell.

"No, Stefan, if you kill Damon, then you can have all the brownies that Klaus can make," Silas said with a grin directed at Damon.

Damon's eyebrows scrunched together when his flower-loving, little brother's eye turned red and he flashed toward him. "Stefan, it's Silas in your head. Fight it. Come on, man," Damon begged his brother before giving up and tossing him atop the table where Ric had just laid his cards.

"Damon!" Alaric shouted, looking annoyed.

"I'm a little busy trying to not kill or be killed by Stef, Ric," Damon shouted when Rebekah appeared by his side.

When Stefan launched himself at Damon again, Rebekah grabbed him by the neck, "I love you," she said and then twisted until there was a loud popping sound.

"Lame," Silas sighed. "Okay. Who wants to watch Caroline fall off the roof again and break her arm?" he cried.

"Enough!" Elijah's voice boomed through the house. "You will stop with your antics. This is not your personal playground. My family members are not your toys," he continued.

"Correction, yes, they are. And there is not a thing you can do to stop me," Silas replied.

"Oh, yes, there is," Katherine told Silas with a smirk in her voice.

"Oh, really? What would that be?" Silas inquired in a bored tone.

"You can be placed on the block because it is time for Caroline to announce her choice for nominations this week," Katherine announced before getting cut off.

"Give me the microphone!" Kol screamed to the sound of another loud crash. "Ouch!"

"You better not hurt any of them!" Bonnie warned Silas.

"I'm scared now. It's the ineffectual witch," Silas taunted her.

"I'm not ineffectual!" Bonnie shouted back.

"That's not what Kol's brain said last night," Silas told her.

There was the sound of Kol screaming in pain again as Silas laughed. "These people are just too easy."

"Oh, you think we're easy, do you?" Rebekah hissed, turning to slap Caroline in the face.

"Ouch!" Caroline shouted. "You bitch!" Rubbing her face, she looked around and then down at her dress. "What in hell am I wearing?"

"A Halloween costume. Now put Silas' sorry butt on the block, Caroline," Damon shouted.

Caroline's eyes widened. "Huh?"

"Silas. Block. Now!" Damon shouted as Stefan came to and then yanked his older brother to the floor, beginning to choke him.

"Imagine all the—" Klaus began his fifth rendition of John Lennon's hit when Rebekah turned to him and slapped him in the face.

"Rebekah, what the bloody hell was that for? I haven't killed Stefan," Klaus snapped, rubbing his cheek.

"Silas is in your head," Rebekah yelled at her brother who looked confused and then angry.

"Not again," Klaus growled. "Caroline, place that thing on the block!"

"Do not tell me what to do!" Caroline shrieked. "We're not in that kind of marriage."

"Caroline, sweetheart, please, put Silas on the block," Liz begged while looking for a new knife to carve Damon up with.

"Yes. For the love of God! I can't keep losing Go Fish to someone who's never played the game before. It's embarrassing," Alaric moaned, shaking his head.

"It's not my fault you suck at everything," Silas told Alaric who rolled his eyes.

Katherine's voice boomed through the house again. "Caroline, we're waiting for you to get that box and stick some keys in it. I know that you're not exactly going to win any prizes for anything other than the occasional wet t-shirt contest that you're not competing against me in, but come on, how hard can it be?"

"Shut up, Katherine," Caroline, Klaus, Damon, Stefan, Rebekah, Liz and Alaric yelled while Silas grinned.

"Fine. I'm going," Caroline shouted with a roll of her eyes. "You," she pointed at Silas, "stay out of my head."

"Sure," Silas replied sarcastically.

"I'll be back in five," Caroline called before speeding off with the box and the contestants' keys and entered the HoH room.

Sitting down on the couch across from Silas, Damon glared at the warlock who grinned, smugly, back at him. "You're going down," Damon told Silas who just shook his head with that same smug grin.

"But who will I be taking with me?" Silas asked Damon who continued to glare back.

Seconds later, Caroline reemerged from the bedroom with an unhappy look on her face. She walked down the stairs, avoiding eye contact with any of her fellow housemates while Silas' grin grew. This left a bad taste in Damon's mouth. She better not have put him on the block," he thought as he glared at Silas who was, of course, reading his thoughts. Screw you, Damon added, venomously.

"Not gonna happen," Silas replied with a laugh. Getting to his feet, he was the first one to sit down at the table where Caroline had set the Box of Doom as Damon was now referring to it.

"Okay, everyone, it's time for the nomination ceremony. This was really hard. Sorry," Caroline jerked out the first key. "Mom, you're safe," she said, spinning the box toward her mother.

Liz took her key. "Thanks, baby girl," taking out the next key, she forced a smile. "Klaus, you're safe."

Klaus smirked at his wife, taking his key before pulling out the next and rolling his eyes. "Stefan, you are safe," he announced.

Stefan looked relieved as he took the key. "Thanks, Care. Okay," taking the next key out, he smiled, announcing, "Damon, you're safe."

Damon could not be happier when he took out the last key. "Ric, my man, we're stuck with each other until the veto," he said with a laugh.

"Don't sound so happy," Alaric took his key and shook his head. "Thanks, Caroline."

"Silas, you should know why you're on the block and, Rebekah, there is no one in this house who would rather have him here than you, so don't worry," Caroline told the other blonde who was glaring at her.

"Yes, Caroline, you little twit. I feel so, very safe right now." Getting to her feet, Rebekah knocked the table over with a shriek of rage and then stomped away. Stefan and Silas got to their feet at the same time to follow the blonde. Each of them glared at each other before Stefan ran after Rebekah and Silas sighed.

"Anyone up for a game of Go Fish?" Silas asked the other houseguests who glared at him.

Jury House:

"You ruined my first live show," Katherine shouted at Kol as she lunged forward and skipped to his right. They were in the boxing ring where Katherine was attempting to beat the Original to a bloody pulp for ruining her special day.

"Protect your rear, Kol," Lexi shouted to Kol whose head spun toward her, giving Katherine the opportunity to punch him in the gut.

"Agh," Kol cried out. "Why did you do that?" he shouted at Lexi.

"I always wanted to say that since Stefan got me addicted to Game of Thrones," Lexi called back.

"I'll kill you once I get out of here," Kol threatened Lexi.

"If you ever get out of there," Bonnie muttered, grabbing some popcorn.

"Lay off. I just made a third bag," Jeremy complained to his ex, who shrugged.

"I wonder who's going to get kicked out," Sage wondered aloud.

"Probably Silas," Elijah replied, absently. "Katerina, his left is open!"

"Thanks, 'Lijah," Kol shouted when Katherine punched him in the side of the face. "I'm going to piss in your aftershave."

"I thought you already did," Elijah snapped back.

"Yes, this morning," Kol shot back to see Elijah's look of horror.

"Ew!" everyone who was sitting near Elijah moved away from him.

"Or was that the day before?" Kol added. "Or was that Katherine's shampoo?"

"You… Oh, you are so going down," Katherine shouted.

"You first," Kol shouted back. "Or so Mason Lockwood said."

"Die, you asshole," Katherine ran at Kol who hopped over the ropes and made a run for it. "I'll find you. And then I'll kill you!" Katherine shouted, climbing over the ropes to find Kol.

"That is it for tonight, everyone. Tune in on Saturday, November, 21 to find out who will be sent home in our special double eviction episode and if Katherine will find out that it's her perfume I pissed in," Kol whispered into a the microphone under Elijah and Katherine's bed. "Have a good night!"

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