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Bella Edward Alice Mike Newton

Why can't it be tomorrow already?

Why would you want it to be tomorrow?

Cuuuuz.

But then it wouldn't be your birthday!

Happy birthday, Bella!

Yeah, yeah, Newton.

Yeah? Well…No, no, Cullen. OH.

Why is he still here?

Why don't you want it to be your birthday?

I just don't like it. It's so depressing.

Why? At least you get a real one.

Because. It's all "another year older and away from your boyfriend, woo!"

Bella, I am by far older than you. I don't think you have to worry.

Um, I think she was talking to me, Cullen.

WHY WOULD I BE TALKING TO YOU? GO AWAY.

Fierce one. Rawr.

Oh, ew, Mike. Just stop that whole breathing thing and we'll all be okay.

Ooh, you too.

Would you like me to personally kill you or would you prefer a skilled hit man?

Hit man, please.

Okay. I'll kill you myself, then.

Woohoo! That my birthday present?

It might as well be, since you're going to return anything else.

That is true. I have taught you well, grasshopper.

Bella, you're not a wise old Asian man!

Who said?

Please don't be.

I have decided to make Bella's birthday on the same day as my own.

Don't judge me because I spent a whole five minutes of my birthday writing a chapter for a fanfic.

There wasn't too much going on anyway.

heh.

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