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alright. ON WITH THE STORY! *screen starts to go black….* "Uh, Cait? I think we have a problem….. Cait? I'm losing you… Can't…...keep…. connectio-"
They were robotically eating ice cream.
There was a huge earthquake and then complete and utter chaos as the writing style changed.
Suddenly, they looked up from their ice cream. "Did you feel that?" Sakura asked quickly.
Both Hidan and Itachi nodded.
"No problemo!" said an overly cheery voice.
They looked around wildly to find the owner of the voice.
The door chimed to signify a visitor.
a girl with brown hair, hazel eyes and a lolita outfit walked in. She was clutching a doll. With a gleaming smile she walked over to them. "Other than the fact that the authors no longer have control (I'm in charge now) things should be okay!" she half yelled. "I'll start by fixing the police station!" She said.
Chanting some words, an orange light flew over to the destroyed station.
It was slowly rebuilt.
Sakura, Hidan, Itachi and the rest of the people in the shop looked over.
It was no longer a boring white, grey and black building anymore, but a ton of really bright colours including fluorescent pink.
The police symbol was no longer there but replaced with a giant Tobi face.
Yup. A Tobi face.
Soon, all the policemen filed out all wearing very recognizable orange masks.
Suddenly, Tobi joined them.
Recognizing him, they all turned and bowed to him and started praying.
They said, I quote: "Hail lord Tobi father to all of us on this humble world. You created us out of you pop filled brain. All hail our lord and father."
Soon a whole parade came through the town, announcing a new president. "Since at which hour has't we hads't a president?" Hidan said.
Both Itachi and Sakura stared dumbfounded.
They heard the sound of a band playing. They turned over to the window and looked outside. Being very surprised at the band members.
On vocals: Ino was singing punk rock to the guitar playing of Kiba with Shikamaru on the keyboard and Chouji on the drums.
Then on the next float was an array of female Narutos, Temari and Tenten were all wearing cheerleader outfits and cheering for their new president who was (Drum roll please!) …..
SHINO!
Sakura opened her mouth to yell.
Nothing came out.
She was now unable to talk.
Itachi stood up and declared. "We- Are- Leaving!" as they were running down the street.
They passed a tv store at which Hidan stopped. "Do you look bondy with me, you rascals? Since at which hour hath Shisui got a job as a sports announcer." Hidan said.
"What?" Itachi yelled as he looked at the multiple screens.
"And Bill passed the football to Jim who fumbled it. Jh! Joe front the he however Condors Pielers it up and changed it to whirls teammate are proceeds to get a touchdown. The boiling crayons need to have a lot more points if they want to turn this around they are losing 10-0 and need to get better. He will sue you again after the breakers are breaked away to see our newer love guru Zetsu." Shisui seemed to say all in one breath.
It cut away to Zetsu wearing a white suit with a rose and heart background. "Love is like a flower. it needs tender care to grow." he said in a romanticized voice.
Soon both Hidan and Itachi were tapped on the shoulder by Sakura who was holding a wedding magazine.
The models displayed on the front were Neji and Lee.
Neji in the wedding dress.
All of them burst out laughing. (Sakura's was silent, but she still looked like she was.)
"Wow." Itachi exclaimed.
Soon the girl from before reappeared. "Hi guys!" she chirped.
Hidan groaned.
"What do you want?" " Itachi asked for all three of them. (Hidan didn't want to hear anymore Shakespeare. Especially from himself. Sakura's, well… kinda self explanatory.)
"Canon verse in the school's entrance way!." She giggled before running through the wall… And leaving a massive hole.
Great. Just great. Now if only they knew what a canon verse was.
Meanwhile, in the author's room, "How the heck will we fix this?" Kelpie yelled with borderline psychotic rage.
Back in the front hall of the school stood the Akatsuki.
Not the awkward school gang, no. The S-Class missing nin.
But thanks to an awesome spell by Lolita weirdo none of them could move.
They had only managed to menrols.
Right outside of Kakashi's class. All the children inside the class knew something was wrong.
It definitely wasn't the frozen people outside the door that molred them off.
It was the fact that when every single one of them had gotten there, Kakashi was already there.
Even when the first student had walked inside he was there. That student had even been 10 minutes early.
The second was that the lesson had been interesting. His lessons were known for being completely boring.
Soon all of the school was in an uproar.
All of the teachers (Save Kakashi) had disappeared. Even Tsunade and Shizune were nowhere to be found. Which meant all of the classes had to be taught by Kakashi in the gym. He even had to run the freaking school.
That just didn't happen.
While the school was in shock, Gaara had somehow ended up in Hawaii. Gaara booked it pretty early by getting a hotel and going surfing. Cuz that would obviously by every normal/ sane person's reaction.
Soon the moon came up and went right beside the sun.
Half the sky had stars while the other half had yellow sky with clouds being the divider.
Such pretty pink fluffy clouds…..
Poor Sakura, Hidan and Itachi couldn't do anything but stare.
Tobism now had a rival. this was the cult of Deidaraism.
It had a lot more creepy chants and "black magic" which was the equivalent of throwing purple furd culture around. Wasn't that wonderful.
Yay… Sarcasm…..
Soon they were running down the street, away from Hinata, who wanted to give them a high five, in the face, with a chair, made of steel.
Yay psychos are some lovely company.
Soon the hospitals were overflowing from people attempting to recover from the severe trauma of seeing old men in mini skirts 3 sizes too small.
Sakura was still wondering who had managed to replace every famous landmark with something that has Shino's face.
Speaking of which, Shino had just been crowned king of the world.
Soon the girl appeared once more. "The Authors have almost fixed everything." she pouted. "so, I'll give you a parting gift." there was a bright flash, and she left.
"What the…" Sakura said. "Pinch me Hidan."
Itachi smirked. "Sure thing blood blossom." he said as he pinched her.
Hidan just stared before facepalming. "Soooooo….. Itachi's in my body, Hidan's in Itachi's, and I'm in Hidans. Huh."
The other two just turned to stare at her before screaming in unison "WHAT?"
TADA! We love you! Have a nice 2 weeks!
Itachis omake thing!
Itachi was on a waterslide, racing Sakura and Hidan who were on a different waterslide.
Hidan and Sakura were on a waterslide at the other end of Orochi-pedo fun land waterpark, and he was at the other.
They were racing to the middle: the wave pool.
He was currently almost halfway down the slide, when the unthinkable happened. (Dun dun dun!)
IN THE CANON VERSE! (Sometime between the regular series and Shippuden…)
Itachi was sitting in the Akatsuki's dining room with the other members of Akatsuki. They were eating lasagna made by Konan.
It actually looked and tasted like real lasagna. Everyone in Akatsuki loved Konan's cooking.
In Kakuzu's opinion, she should sell her cooking. They could make a fortune.
All was going well. until there was a bright flash of light.
then, Itachi was in some weird looking shorts, and completely wet.
Hidan stared at him for about 5 seconds, then burst out laughing. "HAHA! fucking uchiha bastard! youre all wet! what, do you not fucking know how to swim or some dumb shit? and youre even wearing less fucking clothes than I fucking am! haha! fucking prude!" he hollered.
everyone in Akatsuki merely ignored him. though they were intrigued as to what had happened to the infamous uchiha.
after taking a second to register what had just been said, Itachi replied. "You are one to talk. in this foreign location, I do not see your blood blossom. how would you be handling that Hidan? and you were in the same location as I was. how are you not all wet? unless you have changed your clothes." he replied, in that monotone of his.
Hidan was now confused. "Blood blossom? the fucks that?" he snarled. he was now pissed off with the uchiha.
everyone else merely watched in interest.
And this is the beginning of a new trend. Let us know what you think!
