Dear Mr. Diary,

Jacob imprinted on me. Thanks Edward.

Emmett.


I skipped down the steps and tripped, fell and rolled down the stairs.

"Ahahah! You fell!" Bella started laughing.

I got up. "You fall more than I do!"

"Pft I do not!" She smiled and walked past me.

I stuck out my leg. There was a scream and a thud.

"Emmett! What did you do!?" Edward screamed.

"Bella fell." I said. Then I ran.

I opened the door and there was Jacob.

"Hey Emmett I made you muffins!" He said sweetly handing me a box.

Pft. Stupid imprinting wolf... "Oh! Muffins!" Muffins are magical!

"I love you too sweetie!" He said.

I stopped, and backed away. Then ran out the door at full speed.

"Wait! Were are you going!? You didn't even give me a hug!" He screamed.

"You suck!" I screamed back.

"It's over!"

"Good!"

"You don't love me?" He said in a small voice which with my awesomely sweet vampire hearing skills, I heard.

"Naw man."

"Fine!"

Well he's gone now. Yay!

I got home and Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, and Bella all stood there with their arms crossed.

"Smooth Emmett." Alice said.

"What?"

"You're supposed to be sensitive!" Bella said.

"Yeah you can't just break his heart like that!" Jasper said, throwing his hands up in the air.

"You would know." I muttered. Emo kids.

Edward laughed, "Emmett I wouldn't think that if I were you."

"What?" They all asked.

"Nothing." He said.

"Emmett you need to go make things right between you two!" Rose said.

"Does that require dating him?" I asked.

"Yes." She said.

"But I'm married to you." I said.

"Just do it!" They all yelled.

"God Emmett. You can't just leave him like that. Guys have feelings too!" Jasper and Edward said.

"Yeah you two would know."

"Duh cause they're sensitive. Unlike some people" Alice said.

"Yeah! God Rose." I said.

"I'm talking about you Emmett."

"Oh."

"Now go make things right!"

"I can't."

"Why?" They asked.

"I don't love him! It's not the same!" I cried.

"Oh... well if you put it that way." Rose said.

"What?"

"You can tell him you two can be friends"

"Fine."

---Five seconds later.

"Jacob we can be friends." I muttered.

"I LOVE YOU TOO BOYFRIEND!" He shouted hugging me.

Damn it.