53. Seventy-Six Deaths in

Ianto was really annoyed now and decided to let them do their own thing.

He decided to wait.

Tears and tantrums ensured, cannibals tried to bite and to his immense amusement, Gwen still didn't have a fucking clue.

Then came the part he hated, deciding to hide up in the office with Jack's coat while the world turned to shit care of Abaddon.

Gwen did the merry widow act and Ianto waited.

Then Jack was back, as bouncy and jovial as ever.

Ianto offered to go for coffee, the others following.

It was quite easy to say he forgot the credit card and would catch them up, then wait calmly for the TARDIS to arrive.

The door was open.

Really, it was.

Jack did the great leap of doom.

Ianto calmly introduced himself to the Doctor as they sped along and when he showed him the orb, the old Timelord got quite excited.

Apparently, it stung a little bit.

Jack watched as Ianto stepped out of the Tardis behind the Doctor and stood next to Martha.

"Both of you are Jones!" he panted.

"Yes Sir" Ianto said calmly, "Apparently we are quite popular."

Jack grinned and reached for him, then frowned, "Hang on. How did you get here?"

"Jack, can I have a word?" he Doctor asked pleasantly.

Jack followed him around the other side of the Tardis and the loud slap made Ianto cringe as Jack wailed.

"You will behave!" the Doctor roared.

The doctor than handed him the orb and Jack's knees buckled.

"Now, let's fix this!" the Doctor said with a clap of his hands.

They travelled merrily back home and the Doctor took a moment to talk to Jack privately.

Ianto didn't know what they talked about but that might the lovemaking was quite …er … avant-garde!

When they got home Jack went straight into the hub and had a screaming match with Gwen about the Taser gun.

Her confusion about the event that hadn't happened in this timeline was quite funny.

Even Owen laughed while shaking his head.

Ianto should have watched that bitch as she sidled around to the side.

"Ianto?"

She was right by his ear, "Gwen? Is that a gun in my back or are you just happy to see me?"

"You took him away, you did something to get him back, didn't you. Like Suzie, it's not really him."

Ianto slumped as he turned to tell her she was stupid.

Owen and Tosh stepped back as Gwen raised the gun.

Ianto decided he had a gun too and shot her in the gut.

She went down screaming as she fired.

Jack swore softly as his beloved slipped back in time again.

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mimi_the_kawii_castiel_lover about the best I can do on this one, it just didn't seem to gel.