Me and Gilderoy went to the Honeyduke's building which sold candy because little children like candy. We saw a little girl there who was probably Fanny. She was wearing pink overalls and holding a bright orange teddy bear. She looked so adorable!

"I want the candy!" she said cutely.

"You need money," the woman who sold the candy and stuff explained nicely. Fanny started to cry because she was a first year and didn't understand why people wouldn't give her candy.

Suddenly, an evil black limousine magically pulled up outside. Lucius Malfoy evilly stepped out of the car.

"You want candy, little girl?" he asked pedophileily. "Jump in the car with me! Then I'll give you one piece of candy for each clothing you take off in front of me sexily."

"Okay!" said Fanny because she didn't know any better because she was a first year and little kids don't know anything except that candy tastes good.

"Not so fast, you sexist pervert!" I yelled epically. I jumped at Lucius and Gilderoy made Fanny go back to the school with him by giving her candy. Then I beat Lucius up with the Kung Fu Ninja Karate which was taught to us by Bellatrix.

"That'll teach you to be so SEXIST!" I yelled at Lucius. Suddenly, the limousine driver got out of the limousine thing. It was Wormtail!