BEST QUOTES
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GOLD
Burkhalter realized Klink was actually a man of three talents:
1: Chronic stupidity
2: Masterful emoting of horror
3: Packer of thousands of cubic miles of despair into a singlemonosyllable. (6)
Said by: Narrator in Tape and Needle and Scissors and String and...
Author: aragonite
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SILVER
"I'm not interested in Colonel Klink," the captain interrupted.
"Nobody is," Schultz said in an undervoice to Louis, who choked down a laugh. (18)
Said by: Schultz and the skipper of the submarine in Depths of Despair
Author: Hildegaarde
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BRONZE
Anyone who swore honesty was a virtue had never met Carter. (3)
Said by: Narrator in Tape and Needle and Scissors and String and...
Author: aragonite
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He's their cook, but he's not just a cook. LeBeau is a firm rock and a volcano at the same time. Newkirk already knows they're going to wake up tomorrow morning to find something essential is missing, like the floor, or maybe gravity. (11)
Said by: Narrator in Up the Ladder, Away You Go
Author: Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit
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Hogan realized that he didn't like the sensation of being in the same room as Klink without a single notion of what to say or do next. That he inspired this in Klink daily never crossed his mind. (12)
Said by: Narrator in Tape and Needle and Scissors and String and...
Author: aragoniteTape and Needle and Scissors and String and...
Author: aragonite
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Moving at the speed of terror (which in many cases is infinitely faster than the speed of sound could ever hope to be), Carter flew across the camp looking frantically for a good defensive position. He found one. (22)
Said by: Narrator in Hidden Depths
Author: detectivejigsaw
