I am Freerunner4427.

I am not an angel.

I do not own Fairy Tail, or the Celestial Demons.

I do own Vega, Dante, Belladonna, Chui, and the Dragons though.

I have come...Enjoy the Story!


"Is Master Makarov here?" Erza demanded as we entered the guild.

"You're finally back from your island getaway." Mira greeted happily. "So how was it? Did you have fun?"

"It was work, not a vacation." Erza said.

"She's got you there Mira." I agreed sheepishly.

"Uh Mira Jane, I wouldn't joke with her right now." Lucy cautioned.

"Where is Makarov?" Erza demanded again.

"He went out of town for some kind of last minute council meeting or something like that." Macao offered. "He's been gone since yesterday."

"Well, it wasn't a Magic Council meeting." I said, moving over to sit the bar as Dante jumped up to sit on my lap. "I would've been notified if it was."

The three idiots and cat let out sighs of relief. "Well that was a close one!" Natsu said.

"Yes! We won't have to deal with that till Gramps gets back!" Gray said, fist pumping.

"Oh thank goodness." Happy said, crying tears of relief. "I wasn't ready to stare into the face of death, I've still got eight more lives!"

"I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE!" Lucy yelled, rambling. "YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FREAKING ME OUT! HOW'S HE GONNA PUNISH US?! I CAN'T DIE NOW I'M STILL YOUNG AND I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TOO!"

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Erza roared, making them squeak, freeze, and shake in fear. "Do you know when the Master is planning to return?"

"No." Mira Jane said. "But I would imagine he'll be coming back any time now." Erza nodded in acceptance, before turning back to the idiots.

"Now listen up you fools!" She said. "You're not getting off the hook! You broke guild rules by taking on that S-Class quest. Prepare to be punished!" Natsu and Gray actually hugged one another in their panic, while Lucy started freaking out again.

"HOW DO I PREPARE MYSELF IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!" She yelled.

"Well it was nice knowin' ya." Wakaba said jokingly. I held back a laugh as he continued, smoking a cigarette at the same time. "It's a cryin' shame. Those two boys are one thing, but I can't believe Lucy's gettin' punished too." He shot her a pitying look. "Oh you poor girl."

"You poor girl?" Lucy questioned weakly as Gray and Natsu started stalking forwards.

"What's the deal man?!" Natsu demanded. "How come you don't feel sorry for us huh?!"

"What's the deal dumpin' me in with this looser?!" Gray demanded. They quickly dissolved into a brawl from there, and I tuned them out.

"A big part of being a man is owning up to your actions." Elfman said. "You hear that you two?! It's high time for you to man up!"

"It's not fair!" Happy said, crying. "I'm the cutest one here so how come nobody feels sorry for me?!"

"Can somebody please tell me what's gonna happen to us?!" Lucy demanded, panicking.


Much later, I was relaxing upstairs with a bottle of scotch when I started hearing a commotion downstairs.

Everyone was milling around and acting very out of character.

That's when I saw the job request on the table and started laughing.

"What are you laughin' about Vega!" Lucy yelled up at me. Or should I say Gray.

"I can't believe you guys fell for a Gag Job!" I yelled back, still laughing my ass off.

"What are you talking about?" Happy/Erza demanded. "And why are you still laughing?! WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER!"

"No you're not." I said, walking down the stairs. "The spell, actually called Changeling, only lasts for about two hours."

"Impossible!" Levy said, looking over at me as I stepped up beside her. "The book says it's permanent!"

"That's what they wanted you to think." I explained. Then I pointed back down at the book, while flaring a bit of magic. New words appeared right under the passage about it. It read:

To those who know the trickster way

This spell will not last the day.

An hour or two they'll have to suffer

Wearing the skin of another.

I burst out laughing again as Levy's face fell. "Ancient Wizards had a hell of a sense of humor!" I said between chuckles. "And they decided to encrypt a lot of their joke spells for future generations of tricksters! Check out the name of the one who requested the Job!" Instead of a name, an almost invisible Guild Mark was stamped onto the corner of the paper that was meant for signatures. A grinning fox head. "That's the Mark of Grinning Kitsune, a treasure hunter guild that's notorious for pranking magic guilds with ancient spells." Everyone's jaws dropped as I explained. "The only way to actually get the reward, is to catch the prank before it happens. If you rearrange the modern letters it says, 'To you who can read this, Grinning Kitsune commends you fellow trickster.'" I held out a hand as the request flashed and an amused fox bark sounded, before it disappeared and a large bag of jewel landed in my hand.

With a grin, I walked away with my money as everyone else's jaws dropped.


"They actually fell for it?" A girl with long light brown hair, bright blue eyes, and black glasses asked, her eyes lighting up with unholy glee, emphasizing the purple guild mark on her right cheek.

"Yeah they did." I said. My lips twitched into a smirk as the other girl broke down laughing on the other end of the Communication Lacrima. I held up the bag of jewel. "I suppose you want this back?" I asked.

"Hell no." She said, getting back up and looking at me with a shit eating grin. "God knows we have more money lying around than we will ever need."

"Send more of those gag jobs our way though." I requested. "All the money I'm making from them goes directly into the guild's vaults."

She smiled. "Will do Vega. Oh, expect a visit from The Lynchpin soon. She's apparently got an Agent from the United Council of the Multiverse tailing her now, and get this! He actually has a mind of his own! And a hilarious sense of vindictive humor!"

"Wow, that is a rarity. I'll keep an eye out for them, Freerunner."