*NiGHTS and Reala fly up*

NiGHTS: Hey guys, we're here!

LTP: *looking at her Ipad as her eye twitches*

Jackle: Careful guys, something's got LTP in a bad mood today.

*suddenly everyone jumps as LTP screams at the top of her lungs*

LTP: WHERE IS EVERYBODYYYYYYY!?

NiGHTS: Good God LTP, what was that all about?

LTP: Just look! *turns Ipad around to show the others*

Reala: ... And what exactly is the problem?

LTP: The problem is that there hasn't been a single review for an entire month!

Jackle: You're not gonna resort to self inflicted harm like you did last time are you?

LTP: I don't know, I just might... *tosses Ipad over her shoulder, then a small crash is heard* SELPH! DISCLAIMER!

Selph: *sighs* LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or any of the following references.

LTP: LE START!


Random Drabbles 6

(opens in the medical wing of Nightmare castle)

Reala: SUFFERERS! *bangs metal pipe* COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!~ *bangs pipe again*

NiGHTS: Dude, are you sure these are gonna be mercy killings?

Reala: ... Ok, once more. Would you rather die a horrible Green Fever death, or get a nice clean pipe to the temple?

NiGHTS: ... They are nice pipes.

Reala: Right?

NiGHTS: Where'd you even find these pipes?

Reala: Pipe storage!

NiGHTS: You know, I've never even been down there.

Reala: You should! It's pretty cool.

*Jackle comes up*

Reala: Hey Jackle, seen any fever heads?

Jackle: No and I better not see any- h-hey! Where'd you get those kickass pipes!?

NiGHTS: Pipe storage, Reala got 'em!

Jackle: Daaammn! Just racks and racks full of pipes!?

NiGHTS: Dude, there's a whole pod full of pipes!

Reala: How do you know? You haven't been!

Jackle: You haven't been!

NiGHTS: Well, from what you told me...

Reala: Ok, just don't act like you're this big pipe storage expert all the time!

NiGHTS: Geez, okay!

Reala: Okay!? Because you're not! Now, plumber is actually from the Latin root plumbum Because the Romans used lead pipes for all their plumbing needs.

Jackle: NO WAY!

Reala: That's why-

NiGHTS: That's why lead is PB on the periodic table!

Reala: Hey! I'm telling it!

NiGHTS: Since when are you a pipe history major!?

Reala: Since I took the pipe storage tour and rented the head phones! ASS!

Jackle: How was that!?

Reala: Frickin' awesome!

Jackle: FRICKIN' AWESOME!

{~~~}

(opens in Pure Valley, which is on fire for some reason)

NiGHTS: Man, shut the heeeell up!

Jackle: You shut the heeeell up!

NiGHTS: No, you shut the heeeeeell up!

Reala: You can both go, and shut the hell up.

NiGHTS: I'm not talking to you Reala!

Jackle: Rainbow! Blegh! *vomits a rainbow*

{~~~}

(opens on one of LTP's sets where Jackle is running around like a maniac)

LTP: Hey guys? What's wrong with Jackle? Why's he flipping out this time?

NiGHTS: No idea, we just finished a scene and then Jackle just started freaking out and screaming he was on fire.

LTP: He thinks he's on fire?

NiGHTS: Apparently. I think his Schizophrenia kicked in again.

Jackle: HELP ME WIZEMAN! HELP ME JEWISH GOD! HELP ME ALLAH! AAAHHH! HELP ME TOM CRUISE!

Reala: JACKLE YOU'RE NOT ON FIRE!

Jackle: TOM CRUISE USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT ON ME TO GET THE FIRE OFF ME!

Reala: Oh for Wizeman's sake! *tackles Jackle to the ground*

LTP: DOGPILE! *throws herself on top of Reala and Jackle*

*NiGHTS just shrugs her shoulders and throws herself onto the pile as well*

{~~~}

(opens in Wizeman's throne room, back when NiGHTS was still loyal to Wizeman)

Wizeman: Our early attempts at a portal generator went through several preparations, preparations A - G were a complete failure. But now ladies and gentlemaren, we finally have a working portal generator which we shall call Preparation H!

NiGHTS: *snickering*

Wizeman: What?

NiGHTS: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass.

Wizeman: I-I'm sorry, did you want some ice cream?

NiGHTS: *sarcastically* Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass cream.

Wizeman: Perhaps later.

Reala: Master Wizeman, I love your plan.

Wizeman: Yeah, eh?

Puffy: *German accent* Yah, herr Wizeman, it's a really good plan!

Wizeman: Yes Puffy. On the whole, I think Preparation H feels good.

NiGHTS: *laughing*

Wizeman: What is it now?

NiGHTS: No nothing. You know what? I agree, Preparation H does feel good, on the hole.

Wizeman: ... Well I'm glad we're spreckensy the same lingity.

{~~~}

(opens in LTP's car, which Jackle is driving for some reason)

Jackle: ... That was a good one! Eeeehhh.

Reala: What was a good- OH! *tries to wave the smell away from his face*

Jackle: *laughing*

NiGHTS: UGH! OH! IT'S BURNING MY EYES! They're watering!

Jackle: *laughs some more*

LTP: *tries to roll down the window* UNLOCK THE WINDOW!

Jackle: BEHOLD THE GASEOUS STENCH OF JACKLE'S BREAKFAST BURRITO! *mad cackling*

{~~~}

(opens in Nightmare where a young NiGHTS is about to learn how to fly)

NiGHTS: Look dad! I'm gonna fly! I'm gonna fly!

Wizeman: Get off the God damn roof!

{~~~}

(opens in the courtyard of Nightmare castle)

Reala: So it's raining right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people there, your most trust worthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your Smart car only has two seats, what do you do?

Chamelon: Oh, I- I heard this one! You give the car to your most trust worthy friend, he takes the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then you stay at the bus stop with the girl of your dreams.

Reala: No. You go home and *gets in Chamelon's face* REEVAULATE YOUR F***ING LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A SMART CAR!

{~~~}

(opens in Reala's room)

NiGHTS: *holds hand out* ~Do you want to dance with me?~

Reala: Go and f*** yourself!

NiGHTS: ~Why won't anyone dance with me?~

Reala: Because I wanna f*** you!

{~~~}

(opens in the medical wing of Nightmare castle again, where Jackle thinks he is paralyzed from the waist down)

Jackle: *in a wheelchair* YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM!? YOU WANNA SEE WHAT MY LIFE IS!? *grabs a sharp knife*

*NiGHTS and Reala jump in shock*

Reala: Don't do it.

Jackle: *holding the knife over where his leg would be* You wanna see what's going on here!?

NiGHTS: Don't you stick that knife in your leg!

*a moment of silence passes, then Jackle drives the knife into his invisible leg*

NiGHTS and Reala: *stunned silence*

Jackle: ... *screams in pain*

*NiGHTS and Reala cringe*

Jackle: MAN! *gets out of wheelchair* OW!

Reala: HOLD UP! HOLD UP!

Jackle: OW! OH MAN!

Reala: HOLD ON NOW, HOLD ON!

Jackle: OH THAT HURT!

Reala: WALK IT OFF!

Jackle: OH MY!

Reala: WALK IT OFF!

Jackle: *lots of screaming*

NiGHTS: HEY MAN, HEY MAN, YOU CAN WALK!

Jackle: I CAN WALK!

{~~~}

(opens with Selph trapped in a bathroom like one from the Saw movies)

Billy the Puppet: So use this door thing. It's pretty easy to open. All you have to do is have the key. To get to the key, you have to dig through the toilet, which is full of poop and syringes.

Selph: Wait, what are the syringes full of?

Billy the Puppet: isn't it obvious?

Selph: ... No.

Billy the Puppet: More poop!

*dramatic music*

{~~~}

(opens in Reala's room)

NiGHTS and Reala: THIS IS WAR! AND YOUR WEARING A CAPE!

Jackle: *French accent* It's a cloak, no?

{~~~}

(opens in Jackle's room)

Reala: Ok, but from now on you can't IM anyone, or go onto any chat room without my approval. And only I know the secret password.

Jackle: Is it WAPAH?

Reala: O.O... Not anymore.

NiGHTS: *facepalms*

{~~~}

(opens in the basement of Nightmare castle)

Donbalon: *holding a bottle of laundry detergent and a mop* I'm not afraid of my basement! You hear me!?

LTP: *using voice changer* I am going to kill you!

Donbalon: *screams, drops everything, and runs out the door*

LTP: *evil laughter*


LTP: And that is a wrap!

NiGHTS: LTP, we need to talk.

LTP: Alrighty then.

NiGHTS: Why are you so upset over the lack of reviews?

LTP: *sighs* The thing is, this whole show started out as a source of fun for me, but as time went on and more people started tuning in, I wanted to make this entertaining for others as well. You know, give someone a good laugh or two. When people provide feedback, it not only lets me know what I can do to improve the show, but also helps to provide suggestions for future episodes. When there are no reviews for a week or two, it usually doesn't bother me, but a whole month? I don't know, I just feel like our readers have forgotten about us, like I'm not doing a good enough job of running this show.

NiGHTS: Wow, no wonder you get so discouraged when no one says anything.

LTP: Yeah. Oh well, no need to put a damper on everyone's mood. By the way, we are now including Vine videos in the Random Drabbles roster, Nightmaren with Hats 5 will be going up July 23, And as always, if anyone has suggestions, I'd like to hear 'em.