Authors note: I was gonna update sooner guys but I didn't have time, I thought I would but I had 2 English projects (first I had to read Romeo and Juliet then had to write a 5 page or longer summery and then I had to reenact a freaking scene from the book with one of my BFF's who made me do all of the freaking work) and a math project who the fuck makes people do math projects you ask? My dumbass teachers, it was so insane, I thought math projects were none existent!!!!
(3rd person pov)
Everyone was in the living room, just hanging out, bored as hell…Esme said if anyone touched anything they were dead so they couldn't even turn on the TV.
"Ok, I'm done with this, let's get on with this list." Emmett said taking it out of his pocket.
"But…..don't you think Mike is still out there with the tazer?" Bella asked.
"Bella are you seriously going to be afraid of that loser?" Jake said as he went outside. You could hear him yelling "See every things ok." From the inside.
"Well maybe we could go ou-" Bella started to say.
"AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" They heard a yell.
"What the hell happened?" Bella asked confused.
Edward looked out the window. "Uh…..Mike's back." He muttered closing the curtains.
"Oh my god, is Jake ok?" Bella asked trying to get to the window.
"I wouldn't look if I were you." Edward answered.
All of the sudden Jake came back inside, hair standing on end. "He got me." Jake muttered sitting back down.
"Well…on the bright side this gives you an excuse to get rid of that ridiculous thing you call hair." Alice smiled.
Jake had yet to look at his hair. "Give me the mirror!!" He yelled at Rose.
"Ewe, no way mutt!!" she yelled running into the kitchen.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" Jake yelled when he finally saw himself.
"Look your ugliness broke my mirror dog!!!" Rose yelled.
"Shut up!!" Jake yelled.
"Well…since we can't go outside safely let's do something inside!!" Emmett said.
"Uh….no more Candy land please!!" Carlisle begged.
"Don't worry…I was thinking about something completely unrelated." Emmett said getting out the list which was now in the form of a book.
"Since when is it a book?" Edward asked.
"Since I go it published duh!!!" Emmett answered.
"Who would publish that crap?"
"The same person who published Spencer and Hidi's book." Emmett answered.
"Of course." He answered.
"Are you dissing Spencer and Hidi?" Emmett asked, astonished.
"Well come on, it's not like they're famous for anything important, she can't sing and he's a bastard, I can't believe they've stayed on The Hills thins long." Edward sighed.
"Edward, you watch The Hills?" Bella asked, a little freaked.
"Maybe….." He answered.
"What the hell?"
"Only the last two seasons I swear, I can't help it it's so addicting!!!!" He sighed.
"Ha, Edward's so gay." Jasper laughed.
"I wouldn't be laughing Jasper, I mean Alice still makes you watch the Winks Club…what is that crap for 7yearolds?" Edward asked.
"It is very interesting and educational." Jasper reasoned.
"….It's about Pixies saving the world." Edward laughed.
"Fairies not Pixies!!!! Pixies are gay!!!" Jasper answered.
"And Fairies aren't?"
"I can't help it ok…..I relate to Stella so well." Jazz said.
"She's a shopping fairy." Edward answered.
"Sounds like you've been watching this show too Eddie." Emmett laughed.
"I was not…I was just reading Jazz's mind is all."
"Sure…." Jake laughed.
"Oh shut up Jake, you probably watch some embarrassing shows too." Edward answered.
"Actully, I'm a man, unlike you." Jake smirked.
"I don't remember Lifetime saying television for men." Bella laughed.
"Bella!!! You promised you wouldn't tell!!!" Jake yelled…Edward laughed…seeing what Jake was thinking about.
"It's not my fault!!! Desperate Housewifes is just so addicting!!!" Jake sighed.
"Ha, and you laughed at me." Jasper laughed.
"Ooh this is coming out good, why don't we all say some truths….we've done so many dares, we'll go in a circle and each answer a topic." Emmett smiled. "Ok I'll ask first…Jake what the most embarrassing movie you've ever watched that you secretly love? Edward tell us if he lies." Emmett answered as everyone started to stare at Jake…he was getting kind of freaked out.
"Ummm…oh god…I hate to say this but….He's Just Not That into You is the best movie ever!!! There I said it!!!" Jake yelled.
"What. The. Hell?!?!?!?!" Bella asked.
"Hey what did I tell you guys about doing that?" Rose yelled.
"Sorry Rose…."
"Ok….Edward what about you?" Jake asked…in dire need of subject change.
"Um…ok….this is really hard to say but…Ella Enchanted!!!" Edward answered.
"Oooook…." Emmett answered after a couple of seconds of silence. "I don't know if this is embarrassing…but the best movie ever is Hannah Montana." Emmett answered.
"Why?" Rose asked confused.
"Cause it was so sad…when she said she couldn't be Hannah anymore I almost cried…well if I could cry I would have….I love Miley…I can't help it, she's just so awesome!!! I can't wait for The Last Song to come out!!! It's going to be amazing because she's amazing and I know she'll do an awesome job, I just know it." Emmett yelled taking his Hannah poster out of his pocket.
"…..No comment." Rose answered.
"Doesn't saying no comment count as a comment?" Jake asked.
"Shut up you girly movie loving mutt!!!" Rose yelled….Jake had no comeback.
"What's yours honey?" Esme asked Carlisle.
"I have no embarrassing movie secrets." Carlisle answered.
"Oh yeah, well what about the movie I caught you watching yesterday?" Esme asked.
"Don't say it." Carlisle answered.
"If you don't I will." She answered as she started to open her mouth again.
"Fine….I like Carebearsonfire." Carlisle answered so fast if they weren't vamps they would have missed it.
"EWWWEE Carlisle bears are scary!!!" Emmett yelled, moving away from him.
"No there not…there so fuzzy and cute." Carlisle said as there was a dead silents…so dead you could here Mike outside yelling "I'm going to break this door down eventually." At the neighbors house…I wonder if he knew the Cullen's actually lived two doors down….whatever…loser.
"So…um…what about you Alice?" Carlisle asked, breaking the silents.
"Ok…um….I….I….I…like Thumbelina!!! I just feel like I can relate so much." Alice answered.
Esme snickered.
"Well Esme…your over there laughing…what's your favorite movie?" Alice asked.
"Well….I think Thirteen's a pretty great movie." Esme answered.
"Wait? The movie about the thirteen year olds who turn into drug addict prostitutes?" Alice asked.
"Yeah…it just had such a great ending, I loved how the girl was able to turn her life around." Esme answered.
"She didn't turn her life around….she killed herself." Emmett answered.
"What, she did?"
"Yes, that's why she was screaming in pain at the end."
"Oh….I thought it was because she was so happy."
"Who screams like a loon when there happy?" Rose asked. Esme gave her a look.
"That is so not what we were talking about!!!" Rose got annoyed.
Emmett got embarrassed, finally getting what she said. "Um anyway…moving on….let's do bands next." He answered.
Authors note: Thanks for reading you guys love you all please review (= Don't forget to watch Taylor Lautner on Saturday night live tonight it's gonna be sexy lol (=
