Ichigo: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom, believe it!
Lexxa: And our reviewer is somebody that we haven't seen in a long time.
Ichigo: Chameleon52, believe it!
Ed: …Isn't that the one who made Al slap me?
Lexxa: Yeah! Now, before we go into the first dare, Roy, you must leave.
Roy: …Why?
Lexxa: …Because…um…I WANT TO GIVE YOU ICE CREAM!
Roy: ICE CREAM! –runs into Ice Cream Room-
Lexxa: Okay, now first dare.
Ed Riza and Hughes: Kidnap Roy and take him to CandyMountian the entire time calling him Charle. Then steal his kidney. Don't tell Roy any of this.
Ed: …Why would we want to steal his kidney?
Lexxa: I don't know! Ichigo! Get Roy!
Ichigo: -gets Roy-
Hughes: -wraps arm around Roy- Come on, Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain!
Roy: Who's Charlie?
Riza: You are, Charlie!
Ed: We're going on a field trip to Candy Mountain!
Roy: FIELD TRIP!
Ed, Riza, Hughes, and Roy: -leave-
Lexxa: -pulling out camera- Stalker time! –follows Ed, Riza, Hughes, and Roy-
Roy: So, where is Candy Mountain?
Ed: …My gut says this direction! –runs off in random direction-
Riza, Hughes, Roy, and Lexxa: -run after Ed-
Roy: HOW LONG?
Riza: Nobody knows, Charlie. Nobody knows.
Roy: Wha? Oh yeah… I'm Charlie…
Hughes: Of course you're Charlie, Charlie!
Ed: I FOUND IT! –points to a huge mountain-
Riza: How do you know that's it?
Ed: The sign.
Sign: This is Candy Mountain
Hughes: What are we waiting down here for? Onward, ho! –starts hiking up mountain-
Ed, Roy, Riza, and Lexxa: -follow Hughes-
Roy: We're at the top!
Ed: Hey, can I see your kidney for a moment?
Roy: What?
Riza: We want to see your kidney.
Roy: Why do you want my kidney?
Hughes: …No reason…
Roy: …Okay then… -lays down on operation table that conveniently appears- Go ahead.
Ed: I CALL SURGEON!
Riza: I CALL NURSE!
Hughes: I CALL THE PERSON THAT DOESN'T THINK HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT!
Roy: WHAT?
Hughes: OH, CHARLIE! YOU WERE SO YOUNG! HE CAN'T DIE, DOC, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMEHTING!
Ed: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN! –slaps Hughes- I'M AN EXPERT! THERE WILL BE NO FATALITIES ON MY WATCH!
Hughes: You really mean it?
Riza: We will do everything that we can.
Roy: …What the hell?
Ed: SURGERY TIME! –takes out surgery tools-
Riza: What do you need first, Sir?
Roy: I THOUGHT I WAS SIR!
Ed: Shut up, Charlie. I need the scalpel first.
Riza: Scalpel. –hands scalpel-
Ed: Scissors.
Riza: Scissors. –hands scissors-
Hughes: Be careful.
Ed: Shut up. Taco.
Riza: Taco. –hands taco-
Ed: Hot sauce.
Riza: Hot sauce. –hands hot sauce-
Hughes: …Why do you need hot sauce?
Ed: Do you expect me to eat my taco without hot sauce?
Hughes: …What do you need the taco for?
Ed: I'm hungry.
Roy: JUST GET THE DAMN KIDNEY OUT!
Ed: Alright, alright, sheesh. I need the scalpel again.
Riza: Scalpel. –hands scalpel-
Ed: Scissors…
Riza: Sciss-HUGHES! GIVE ME THE SCISSORS!
Hughes: HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT! HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT! –cries hysterically-
Ed: He will make it if you would just hand me the damn scissors!
Hughes: Bu-
Roy: GIVE HIM THE SCISSORS!
Hughes: -hands scissors-
Ed: Okay…I need the stitching tool things…
Riza: Stitching tool things. –hands stitching tool things-
Ed: And…Okay. He's done.
Hughes: IS HE OKAY?
Ed: Nope. He's going to die.
Hughes: I KNEW IT! NO! HE WAS SO YOUNG! –goes next to Roy- DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME!
Roy: Hughes…I'm fine…
Hughes: ZOMBIE!
Riza: So it was a success?
Ed: Yes. I have the kidney! –holds up kidney-
Riza and Hughes: Ooh. Ahh.
Roy: …What the hell?
Ed: By the way, you're never getting this back.
Roy: NO!
Riza: Let's go back to the studio.
Roy, Riza, Ed, Hughes, and Lexxa: -go back to studio-
Ichigo: They're back, believe it!
Ed: I HAVE THE PRIZE! –holds up kidney-
Roy: …
Tucker: MINE! –steals kidney-
Ed: GET BACK HERE WITH MY KIDNEY!
Roy: BUT IT'S MINE!
Tucker: NO! I WANT IT!
Lexxa: Let's move on!
Ed and Roy: Lock them in an elevator together. I just wanna see what'll happen.
Lexxa: Edward! Roy! Elevator, now!
Ed and Roy: -go into elevator-
Roy: …I can't believe you took my kidney.
Ed: I can't believe you let me.
Roy: …Good point…
Ed: …Why are we in here?
Roy: We were dared to.
Ed: Oh.
Roy: Is it me or did you get shorter?
Ed: Is it me or did you get more annoying?
Roy: …I wonder how Camilla's doing.
Ed: Camilla's a chicken. How do you think she's doing?
Lexxa: God, this is boring! Here, we'll just do the next thing and find out what's happening.
Lexxa: Your awesome. Here is a robot unicorn. Use it as you wish or to take over the world.
Lexxa: WORLD DOMINATION!
Al: …Isn't that the thing that supposedly took over my body?
Lexxa: -nods- And the amazing horse.
Al: …
Lexxa: Let's see how you're brother's doing!
Roy: ONE TIME, MAN! THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME!
Ed: Yeah, but it still happened.
Roy: At least I didn't memorize the dog speech word for word.
Ed: …So…
Lexxa: …Okay…I think that's as weird as it's going to get. Ichigo! Get them out of the elevator!
Ichigo: Okay, believe it! –gets Roy and Ed out of the elevator-
Ed: Thanks.
Lexxa: One last thing!
Yes I am really messed up thank you for pointing out the obvious Ed.
Ed: You're welcome.
Your still hotter than Roy though.
Roy: HEY!
Lexxa: …It's true…
Ed: RISEMBOOL RANGER!
Ichigo: Believe it!
Lexxa: …So that's all for this chapter! Remember to review!
Ed: Hello, everyone. Don't mind me, I'm just being hotter than Roy over here.
Roy: SHUT UP! YOU ARE NOT HOTTER THAN ME!
Lexxa: Yes he is.
Roy: NO!
Ed: RISEMBOOL RANGERS FOREVER!
Roy: MINISKIRT ARMY!
Ed: RISEMBOOL RANGER!
Roy: MINISKIRT ARMY!
Lexxa: Nope. Edward wins.
Ichigo: Believe it!
Ed: HA! AND I STILL HAVE YOUR KIDNEY!
Roy: GIVE IT BACK! HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK?
