Ichigo: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom, believe it!

Lexxa: And our reviewer is somebody that we haven't seen in a long time.

Ichigo: Chameleon52, believe it!

Ed: …Isn't that the one who made Al slap me?

Lexxa: Yeah! Now, before we go into the first dare, Roy, you must leave.

Roy: …Why?

Lexxa: …Because…um…I WANT TO GIVE YOU ICE CREAM!

Roy: ICE CREAM! –runs into Ice Cream Room-

Lexxa: Okay, now first dare.

Ed Riza and Hughes: Kidnap Roy and take him to CandyMountian the entire time calling him Charle. Then steal his kidney. Don't tell Roy any of this.

Ed: …Why would we want to steal his kidney?

Lexxa: I don't know! Ichigo! Get Roy!

Ichigo: -gets Roy-

Hughes: -wraps arm around Roy- Come on, Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain!

Roy: Who's Charlie?

Riza: You are, Charlie!

Ed: We're going on a field trip to Candy Mountain!

Roy: FIELD TRIP!

Ed, Riza, Hughes, and Roy: -leave-

Lexxa: -pulling out camera- Stalker time! –follows Ed, Riza, Hughes, and Roy-

Roy: So, where is Candy Mountain?

Ed: …My gut says this direction! –runs off in random direction-

Riza, Hughes, Roy, and Lexxa: -run after Ed-

Roy: HOW LONG?

Riza: Nobody knows, Charlie. Nobody knows.

Roy: Wha? Oh yeah… I'm Charlie…

Hughes: Of course you're Charlie, Charlie!

Ed: I FOUND IT! –points to a huge mountain-

Riza: How do you know that's it?

Ed: The sign.

Sign: This is Candy Mountain

Hughes: What are we waiting down here for? Onward, ho! –starts hiking up mountain-

Ed, Roy, Riza, and Lexxa: -follow Hughes-

Roy: We're at the top!

Ed: Hey, can I see your kidney for a moment?

Roy: What?

Riza: We want to see your kidney.

Roy: Why do you want my kidney?

Hughes: …No reason…

Roy: …Okay then… -lays down on operation table that conveniently appears- Go ahead.

Ed: I CALL SURGEON!

Riza: I CALL NURSE!

Hughes: I CALL THE PERSON THAT DOESN'T THINK HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT!

Roy: WHAT?

Hughes: OH, CHARLIE! YOU WERE SO YOUNG! HE CAN'T DIE, DOC, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMEHTING!

Ed: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN! –slaps Hughes- I'M AN EXPERT! THERE WILL BE NO FATALITIES ON MY WATCH!

Hughes: You really mean it?

Riza: We will do everything that we can.

Roy: …What the hell?

Ed: SURGERY TIME! –takes out surgery tools-

Riza: What do you need first, Sir?

Roy: I THOUGHT I WAS SIR!

Ed: Shut up, Charlie. I need the scalpel first.

Riza: Scalpel. –hands scalpel-

Ed: Scissors.

Riza: Scissors. –hands scissors-

Hughes: Be careful.

Ed: Shut up. Taco.

Riza: Taco. –hands taco-

Ed: Hot sauce.

Riza: Hot sauce. –hands hot sauce-

Hughes: …Why do you need hot sauce?

Ed: Do you expect me to eat my taco without hot sauce?

Hughes: …What do you need the taco for?

Ed: I'm hungry.

Roy: JUST GET THE DAMN KIDNEY OUT!

Ed: Alright, alright, sheesh. I need the scalpel again.

Riza: Scalpel. –hands scalpel-

Ed: Scissors…

Riza: Sciss-HUGHES! GIVE ME THE SCISSORS!

Hughes: HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT! HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT! –cries hysterically-

Ed: He will make it if you would just hand me the damn scissors!

Hughes: Bu-

Roy: GIVE HIM THE SCISSORS!

Hughes: -hands scissors-

Ed: Okay…I need the stitching tool things…

Riza: Stitching tool things. –hands stitching tool things-

Ed: And…Okay. He's done.

Hughes: IS HE OKAY?

Ed: Nope. He's going to die.

Hughes: I KNEW IT! NO! HE WAS SO YOUNG! –goes next to Roy- DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME!

Roy: Hughes…I'm fine…

Hughes: ZOMBIE!

Riza: So it was a success?

Ed: Yes. I have the kidney! –holds up kidney-

Riza and Hughes: Ooh. Ahh.

Roy: …What the hell?

Ed: By the way, you're never getting this back.

Roy: NO!

Riza: Let's go back to the studio.

Roy, Riza, Ed, Hughes, and Lexxa: -go back to studio-

Ichigo: They're back, believe it!

Ed: I HAVE THE PRIZE! –holds up kidney-

Roy: …

Tucker: MINE! –steals kidney-

Ed: GET BACK HERE WITH MY KIDNEY!

Roy: BUT IT'S MINE!

Tucker: NO! I WANT IT!

Lexxa: Let's move on!

Ed and Roy: Lock them in an elevator together. I just wanna see what'll happen.

Lexxa: Edward! Roy! Elevator, now!

Ed and Roy: -go into elevator-

Roy: …I can't believe you took my kidney.

Ed: I can't believe you let me.

Roy: …Good point…

Ed: …Why are we in here?

Roy: We were dared to.

Ed: Oh.

Roy: Is it me or did you get shorter?

Ed: Is it me or did you get more annoying?

Roy: …I wonder how Camilla's doing.

Ed: Camilla's a chicken. How do you think she's doing?

Lexxa: God, this is boring! Here, we'll just do the next thing and find out what's happening.

Lexxa: Your awesome. Here is a robot unicorn. Use it as you wish or to take over the world.

Lexxa: WORLD DOMINATION!

Al: …Isn't that the thing that supposedly took over my body?

Lexxa: -nods- And the amazing horse.

Al: …

Lexxa: Let's see how you're brother's doing!

Roy: ONE TIME, MAN! THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME!

Ed: Yeah, but it still happened.

Roy: At least I didn't memorize the dog speech word for word.

Ed: …So…

Lexxa: …Okay…I think that's as weird as it's going to get. Ichigo! Get them out of the elevator!

Ichigo: Okay, believe it! –gets Roy and Ed out of the elevator-

Ed: Thanks.

Lexxa: One last thing!

Yes I am really messed up thank you for pointing out the obvious Ed.

Ed: You're welcome.

Your still hotter than Roy though.

Roy: HEY!

Lexxa: …It's true…

Ed: RISEMBOOL RANGER!

Ichigo: Believe it!

Lexxa: …So that's all for this chapter! Remember to review!

Ed: Hello, everyone. Don't mind me, I'm just being hotter than Roy over here.

Roy: SHUT UP! YOU ARE NOT HOTTER THAN ME!

Lexxa: Yes he is.

Roy: NO!

Ed: RISEMBOOL RANGERS FOREVER!

Roy: MINISKIRT ARMY!

Ed: RISEMBOOL RANGER!

Roy: MINISKIRT ARMY!

Lexxa: Nope. Edward wins.

Ichigo: Believe it!

Ed: HA! AND I STILL HAVE YOUR KIDNEY!

Roy: GIVE IT BACK! HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK?