Wow. Two new parodies in one day. Am I awesome or am I awesome?
Nerd Like Me
A Band Parody by Artemis J. Halk
Based off the song: "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin
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Well Ali Baba had them forty drum majors
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand students
But master you in luck 'cause in your jacket
You got a brand of music never fails
You got some power in your show now
Some heavy ammunition on your field
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that met
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a nerd like me
No no no
Life is your senior year
And I'm your drum major
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a nerd like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on greatness
You're the boss
The king, the director
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Mozart?
Have some of show "A"
Try all of show "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a nerd like me
Can your students do this?
Do your students do that?
Do your students pull this out their shako?
Can your students go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your students go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the bad freshie disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midrehersal prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a teacher for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a nerd, never had a nerd
You ain't never had a nerd, never had a nerd
You ain't never had a nerd like me
You ain't never had a nerd like me, hah!
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