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Nerd Like Me

A Band Parody by Artemis J. Halk

Based off the song: "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin

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Well Ali Baba had them forty drum majors

Scheherezad-ie had a thousand students

But master you in luck 'cause in your jacket

You got a brand of music never fails

You got some power in your show now

Some heavy ammunition on your field

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is rub that met

And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had a nerd like me

No no no

Life is your senior year

And I'm your drum major

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a nerd like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on greatness

You're the boss

The king, the director

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Mozart?

Have some of show "A"

Try all of show "B"

I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had a nerd like me

Can your students do this?

Do your students do that?

Do your students pull this out their shako?

Can your students go, poof?

Well, looky here

Can your students go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the bad freshie disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midrehersal prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a teacher for your chare d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a nerd, never had a nerd

You ain't never had a nerd, never had a nerd

You ain't never had a nerd like me

You ain't never had a nerd like me, hah!


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