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chapter 43

What if the main guys from South Park got sent to a world where they reunite with brand new names and faces?

Series: South Park and Highschool DxD

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(Purgatory, South Park Universe)

In this realm is where we find several figures.

The first figure was a young boy around 10 years old with blonde hair, blue eyes, regular skin, and wore an orange hoodie with brown fur on the face and the hands, and brown gloves and boots.

The second one was another boy around 10 years old with pale skin, yellow eyes, and red hair under a green winter hat on with an orange jacket, brown pants, blue gloves and black boots.

The third one was another 10 year old boy with black hair under a blue snow hat with a red ball on top, red eyes, pale skin and wore a brown button up jacket with red gloves, blue pants and black boots.

The fourth figure was another 10 year old boy with a more obese body, orange eyes, pale skin, brown hair under a light blue winter hat with a yellow puff ball on top, a red winter jacket, yellow gloves, brown pants and black boots.

The fifth figure was yet another 10 year old boy with short brown hair, black eyes, pale skin, and wore a red and white long sleeve t-shirt with the number 32 on front of the t-shirt, blue pants and black boots.

The final figure was once again a 10 year old boy with scraggly blonde hair, black eyes, pale skin, and wears a blue long sleeved shirt with aquamarine jeans and black boots.

These children were, respectively, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Dovahkiin, and Butters Stotch. And they were in purgatory.

Why they were there? Simple, because they were dead...but how they died? Simple, they died like most people want to go down like...by time.

And in front of these kids were three known figures.

The first one was a short-legged squirrel, elephant, cat, hippopotamus hybrid with an extendable, reptile-like tongue.

The second figure was a large red, humanoid creature with heavy musculature. He wears black shorts, black hooves, and a black belt with blue trimming and a skull belt buckle. He has yellow horns on his head and yellow eyes. He knees point outward when we walks or stands.

The third being is a gigantic, inter-dimensional demon. He has two long, massive arms with sharp talons. He has two large bat-like wings on his back. He also has two clawed back legs. He has a long tail, which seems to be used to direct himself through the air. His head has two massive, yellow eyes, similar to that of a dinosaur's. Instead of a mouth, he has a large set of tentacles, that move whenever he "talks", or makes vocal sounds.

They were God, Satan and the Dark Lord Cthulhu, whom have called the boys' souls to do a deal with them.

"Uh, where are we?" Kyle asked.

"You're in purgatory, my childrens." Spoke God in a deep voice similar to that of a Buddhist, which made the young boys look at them in surprise.

"Purga-what?" asked Butters.

"He means the border between life and death, my children." Spoke a voice besides them as the children saw the newcomer, whom was a man with blue eyes, pale skin, and has long brown hair and a goatee. He usually wears a long white robe and has a halo above his head.

He was none other that Jesus himself.

"So, we're not dead, but we are?" asked Stan.

"Actually you're all dead." Answered Satan, which stunned them all...except Kenny, who quickly recovered because of his MANY deaths before. "You all died of old age after living a successful life and accomplishing what you all wanted in life."

"Like what?" asked Butters.

The answer came unexpectedly from Cthulhu himself, whom breathed into them, making the boys cough before they remembered what they accomplished in life; How Kenny was able to find a good job and get his family out of poverty while secretly fighting crime as Mysterion, How Kyle was able to stop most of the so called Stereotypes towards Jew (With the notable exception of Cartman, whom ironically wasn't as bad as before) and even managed to make his fellow Jews apologize for Jesus' death, How Cartman got a successful company that his alternate future self told him about and mellowed out into a somewhat better man with a more healthier body, How Stan became a successful businessman and rock star and even got married to Wendy, How Dovahkiin became not only an actual Superhero like Kenny but also became the man with the biggest amount of friends in Facebook over the entire world, and How Butters became a famous singer and male model after finally confronting his abusive family on their deathbeds, and showed them how much he had grown.

"Woah." they all got out.

"Well, at least we got a good life." Admitted Cartman before he asked "So why are we here? And why do we look like children?"

"When you were children were your happiest years." replied God.

That made them nod upon remembering the insane adventures they all went through when young.

"So what happens now?" asked Stan.

"Well, normally you would be teleported to either Heaven, which had recently opened to all good souls besides Mormons," That statement from God made Stan's eyes widen in disbelief, "or go to Hell...yet due to a...complication involving one of your friends, Kenny, we have decided to give you an offer." Finished the hybrid deity while glancing at the Interdimensional Dark Lord Cthulhu.

"What is it?" Eric asked.

"The complication was that Kenny's parents did, even if indirectly, a pact with Cthulhu in which the mentioned boy would revive as long as he died before his promised time." Explained Satan as Kenny, yet again, inwardly cursed his parents' stupidity. "Yet since your friend finally passed away, he had to be reincarnated in another plane of existence all together because his soul cannot stand in either Heaven or Hell because he would then revive in his younger years, which means that ALL of you would be Revived as well and end up trapped in an endless loop."

"That doesn't sound good." spoke Butters.

"Indeed, that is why after discussing this between us, we have decided to give you all a choice..." Spoke Jesus.

"Choice?"

"Yes, the choice is to either go to your respective afterlives." Responded Satan, "Or be reincarnated into another world with all your memories intact but unable to remember each other until you all meet each other again."

That made the boys get in a circle. "So what you guys think about this?" Stan asked curious.

"Hard to say." remarked Kenny.

"Personally, I say that we should accept the offer of the reincarnation." Cartman spoke.

"But we'll forget each other." spoke Butters.

"Well, according to them, we'll eventually remember each other if we meet again." Reminded Kyle.

"Emphasis on 'if'." remarked Stan.

"Well, we have done things that were considered impossible, so what would stop us now?" Asked back Cartman.

That got all of them.

"As much as I hate to admit it, he's got a good point." Kyle said somewhat reluctant.

The others nodded.

"That's true. I just hope that Wendy can understand this." Stan told mostly to himself.

"I'll take it." spoke Kenny.

"S-Same here fellas." Butters said nervous before asking, "And you Dohvalkin?"

"...Normally I would say "Screw you guys." and go home...but I'm actually excited at this, so I wanna accept." He answered honestly.

"So than we're all in agreement."

"Yeah." And with that, they all turned to the deities and as one they said, "We accept."

"Than it's settled." spoke Satan.

"Prepare yourself children, and hope that you all meet each other again." God said as a bright light began to engulf the six children before him.

"Yeah..." They all whispered before Kyle added "Hopefully not Cartman through..."

"Hey! Screw you, you damn Jew!" The mentioned "big boned" boy screamed back.

"Don't insult my race, you damn fatass!" But before they could say anything else, they were completely warped out by the light.

"Things are getting interesting." remarked God.

"Indeed Father...which reminds me, to which realm you send them to?" Asked Jesus curious.

"One guarded by a fellow counterpart of mine."

"...Eh, God, no offense but..." Satan began nervous.

"But what?"

"Did you forgot that your counterpart alongside mine and Jesus' were dead in that world, right?" Satan pointed out.

"Mmmmm, I forgot."

That made everyone sweatdrop as Cthulhu said one word to summarize their thoughts:

"Crap."