The heart breaking decision of Lenka Kagamine would change everything for Luki Megurine and Teiru Sukone. Either she could choose her childhood friend that her mother wanted her to have passionate sex with twenty-four seven, or the boy who was basically meant to fall in love with her due to lineage.
The hardest choice.
The choice that would change everything.
The choice, the problem she, Lenka fucking smart straight A+s Kagamine, couldn't find a loophole in.
Lenka really considered starting a harem with Luki and Teiru at the point where her thoughts were so deep, but she forgot one fact:
Luki was already dating Gumiya. Teiru's cousin. So if Lenka marries Teiru, and Luki marries Gumiya, the families are all connected. Bingo. Boom. Shit just happened.
To: Luki that sexy bastard
From: your goddess
Subject: bored to death
I need serious help
To: KOHAI NOTICE ME~
From: the unnoticed senpai
Subject: re: bored to death
No, I will not drive you to the hospital. Last time, you squealed over the old people and how "cute" they are and got us a restraining order from Deruko's grandma.
To: Luki that sexy bastard
From: your goddess
Subject: re: re: bored to death
They're giant wrinkly babies who forget everything! So adorable
To: KOHAI NOTICE ME~
From: the unnoticed senpai
Subject: sigh
You're hopeless.
To: Luki that sexy bastard
From: your goddess
Subject: re: sigh
Look, Teiru's moving away and I'm fucked. And I'm thinking I don't love him anymore, because there's this really enchanting guy in my class with sparkling blue eyes and he's tall and handsome and has abs and he's kind and he's hot and he's sexy and did I mention he has ABS?!
To: NOTICE ME KOHAI~
From: I'VE BEEN NOTICED
Subject: re: re: sigh
His name?
To: Luki that sexy bastard
From: your goddess
Subject: re: re: re: sigh
Li Masuda.
To: KOHAI NOTICE ME~
From: damnit fucking shit I still haven't been noticed goddamnit I owe Gakuko a dollar now
Subject: oh
Okay.
To: oh crap, I've done something wrong to my bbb(1)
From: your goddess
Subject: re: oh
No, are you mad at me? Please answer!
To: KOHAI NOTICE ME~
From: damnit fucking shit I still haven't been noticed goddamnit I owe Gakuko a dollar now
Subject: re: re: oh
It's noting. I don't want to talk about it.
To: oh crap, I've done something wrong to my bbb
From: your royal screw-up
Subject: answer
Luki, please give me an answer!
To: oh crap, I've done something wrong to my bbb
From: your royal screw-up
Subject: please
Please, just talk to me!
It had been days since the last time they communicated, and Miku and Len were worried. Lenka hadn't eaten since, and her skin was getting too pale. She stayed locked in her room and cried for hours on end, not giving the reason why she cried.
Ruko, however, still couldn't grasp the concept of depression, no matter how many times Len read The Fault in Our Stars to her. She was just some bubbly bouncy thing, like Flubber mixed with a kangaroo and Speedy Gonzales. No one knows what Ruko is...who can actually read The Fault in Our Stars and not cry through the whole fucking thing? No, scratch that, Lenka's life was like The Fault in Our Stars, except the original was some pretty amazing shit while Lenka's story was pretty average shit. Probabl on a scale of 1 to the most amazing fucking shit ever seen.
Anyway, Lenka was locked in her room, Len and Miku were still a perverted sex-loving couple, and Ruko was constantly reading The Fault in Our Stars. The Kagamines seemed like their perfect life's mistakes had finally starting weighing down on them. The elder daughter was becoming an emo, the younger daughter was probably going to find her parent's copy of Fifty Shades of Grey, and the parents were making sure said daughter didn't find it. How worse could it get?
A lot.
"Lenka, please come out of your room!" Ruko yelled, knocking on the emotional teenager's bedroom.
"Ruko, go away!" Lenka yelled back, then broke into tears.
Ruko pouted and sighed. "You know, you'll never get to see Luki or Teiru again if you keep crying. Trust me, your life will suck." the ravenette said, making her blonde elder sister's tears halt.
"How do you know that?" Lenka asked.
"Meh, I picked up logic after reading The Fault in Our Stars the fifth time." her little sister answered, then walked anyway.
To: oh crap, I've done something wrong to my bbb
From: your royal screw-up
Subject: Apology
Look, no matter how many times I say it, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. Honestly, I swear to God. I swear on how many times Ruko has read The Fault in Our Stars in this weekend. I swear on how many times my parents have gone off and took their precious time fu- actually, I don't want to scar you for life.
The whole thing with Li...it was a joke. I feel horrible now. Even if you don't reply, remember these words:
I love you.
More tears came from the blonde's eyes as the albino sighed sadly. "Look, Lenka, I have to leave. Mom thinks I'm irresponsible, and if my mom says that, considering how she used to stalk your dad, that's saying that she means it. Really." Teiru said, hugging his ex. He knew that long distance relationships were hard to handle, but that didn't mean he didn't still love her.
"I know. B-but..." she trailed, sniffling, more tears dropping. He put his hand up to her face and wiped away her tears.
"Hey, it's not like I won't see you again," he assured, "I mean, we have the holidays, and summer break, and all the time in between to call and text each other."
"I guess you're right..." she started to reason, making him smile.
"See. There's the girl that I know." Teiru said. "There's the girl that helped me get Mayu's head out when it was stuck in the railing. There's the girl that helped me get Ruko's head out when it was stuck in the railing. There's the girl that helped me get Ruito's head stuck in the railing." Lenka giggled.
Meanwhile, Ruko hugged Mayu goodbye, and both girls' parents were talking. Tei smiled at Miku warmly, and for once, genuinely. Their children had brought them closer together over the years, making Miku happy. Len and Nero exchanged small smiles.
"Well, it was nice catching up with you guys!" Tei said. "Has it really been thirty years since we were in school together?"
"I know, right?" Miku asked. "I guess kids make us forget how old we are." The two mothers laughed.
"Women, right?" Nero whispered to Len, making him chuckle.
"Yeah. They can be all over the place sometimes." the taller man answered. "I found out about Ruko when Miku and I got in a fight and she threw the test on the floor."
"Tei told me about Mayu one day in the bedroom." the shorter man said, then winked. "Of course, we didn't get too far. But it was a surprise to the whole family to find out that she looked like none of us. Teiru literally wanted to know what they did with our 'real' baby, so we had to explain to him that that was the real baby."
"Same way with Ruko. Lenka called for the nurse to see if we had the right baby." Len replied, smiling at the memory. "Luckily, Miku can explain genes."
Miku and Tei hugged. "I'm gonna miss you!" Tei said.
"I'll miss you more though!" Miku replied.
Len rolled his eyes. "I think you'll both equally miss each other." he told them, putting his hands on the tealette's shoulder.
"Just don't forget to visit us!" his wife added.
"We won't! I'll call you if I find some good leek recipes!" Tei replied.
"I'll do the same with any cucumber recipes!" Miku said.
"Tei, our flight is gonna leave anytime soon...we should get onto the plane." Nero cautioned, making his family look at the clock.
The albino and tealette hugged once more, then looked at their kids. Ruko and Mayu were handling the leave better than their older siblings. Lenka was still clinging to Teiru, who laughed softly.
"Lenka, I really have to go now." he told her, and she reluctantly stopped hugging him. He leaned in and kissed her one last time before he had to leave. "I love you."
"Love you too." she told him, smiling weakly. Then, with a final glance, the Akita-Sukones left to board their plane to fly across the country.
The small balls of fluff eagerly scratched against the door to room of their girl, or the one who constantly hugged them. As Lenka let them in, Banana attacked Leek, claws out, and start to lick her behind the ear. Lenka laughed as she closed the door.
"Silly kitties. Don't trick me like that." she said, then heard someone knock on her door.
'Do I open it for whoever might be there, or do I let their legs suffer?' she hesitated, but then opened the door.
Immediately, a pair of muscular arms wrapped her in an embrace and her eyes widened. Her nose was digging into somebody's chest; thank the heavens that it was a guy's chest. The door was shut and Lenka caught the words that the person said:
"I accept your apology."
"R-really?" she asked, crying a bit. He nodded.
"It's all in the past." he answered. "I love you."
"Love you too." she replied.
"Hey, are your sheets washable?" the pinket asked.
"Yeah, it's machine wash cold on- ah~!" the blonde tried to answer as Luki picked her up and fell back onto the bed. He asked her a question, suggesting a subject she had never liked much, making her whole face go bright red.
"Y-yes! Of course!" Lenka answered, and Luki pulled her onto his lap.
"I'll make sure not to get you pregnant and remember to be quiet." he told her. "Also, tell me if anything hurts." Then, they dove into a passionate, sinful kiss.
1) bbb stands for bottom beta bitch, or the uke.
VW: well, looks like they're checking something off their bucket lists. So, Leiru (LenkaxTeiru) is basically over (keyword is basically) and Lenki has started back up. Yet Leiru was fun to write because nearly everyone hated it and wanted it to burn in a fire or drown it or some third option.
So, lessons learned? Ruko can't cry to The Fault in Our Stars, Teiru is mostly a good person, and Lenka and Luki are following their parents' footsteps.
Also, sorry for the long update. I made this chapter somewhat longer than a normal Leeks and Bananas chapter, so please don't kill me! I still have a lot to write! And lots of pickup lines that people can use! (An example is Luki's sheet comment, if you wanna attempt sexy-fun-time.)
So, reviews! You guys really cracked me up!
Reviews
Awesome-chan: yes, they brainwash everyone with the most adorable things I can attempt at! (Lenka: it takes determination to be like me! Oh, and lots of bananas.) I'll let you see Len's reactions in the next chapter. (Miku: *puts on shades* *imitates the BITCH I'M FABULOUS gif*) I have a younger cousin, Sakura Jr./Imouto as I call her, and she found the wonderful world of Sing! and found "Titan Clause is Coming to Town". Someday, I'll probably branch the lemon to a separate fic so that way new Lenku fans can still find this fic, but everyone who wants a lemon gets a Leeks and Bananas lemon. (Or maybe intense foreplay. One of the two.) Yeah, I don't think the grandparents I created exist. It's really good, according to reviews. I'd also recommend Fifty Shades of Grey. (The book, of course, for sexier scenes. I read chapter 22, the tampon scene. Really spicy; I wrote a Lenku teacherxstudent fic and included a similar scene.) I hope you had a wonderful Christmas! I actually got a good laptop to write on! It a bad problem...thanks for the review! (Also, I read your profile, and I'm quite flattered! Where do I sign up for your harem?! I'll happily join!)
Black and White Superstitious: ah, yes, those are the nice days...Len is Len, what can I say? They're so annoying and disgusting and I wanna punch them. Well, I'm not saying I don't want a boyfriend, but I have enough boys clinging onto me that I could start a harem. (Lenka: I'm not a bucket! I'm only a girl!) Thanks for the review!
Lenku-chan: now I wanna draw them together! *revives* again, Len is Len. (Lenka: *pouts* then explain what happened in this chapter! And I'm only 16!) Thank you for the luck! *takes luck* I need as much of it as I can get! Thanks for the review!
Alice-chan and Cheshire-chan: true...yes, studying is very important! If I get bad grades, I know that there's gonna be a bloody price! I know! Ain't it adorable? (Mikuo: YOU YOUNG PEOPLE NOWADAYS...ALL SASSY!) We must be sisters! I love the ships you love! Thanks for the review!
I'll be back- *shot*
