(A/N: Here is "Bored of Education". Let's hope Kitty didn't bore her children and their friends to tears. Maybe if I get right to the episode, we'll find out what happened. Without further ado...)
It was daytime in the city of Petropolis. At Petropolis Elementary School, it was Career Day. Dudley, Kitty, and the kids (A/N: Dudley and Kitty explained the kids to the principal.) were there with other people.
"This is awesome, Kitty!" Dudley said from inside the school. He knew that they would rule Career Day, and he would also show the students how to arm a live grenade. In fact, he just did arm a live grenade. Realizing this, he threw the grenade outside, but that made the T.U.F.F. Mobile blow up.
"Dad..." the triplets facepalmed.
"Dudley, there's more to our jobs than blowing things up." Kitty reminded her partner. Dudley knew it, and that was why he brought a highlight reel of him punching bad guys. He pulled out a DVD called "T.U.F.F. Punches" and the cover showed him punching Snaptrap.
"I'm going to show the class what's really exciting about being a T.U.F.F. agent!" Kitty said.
"WHOO-HOO!" the kids cheered, but Kitty quickly told them to calm down, so they did.
Later...
"So, in conclusion, being a T.U.F.F. agent is about responsibility, proper hygiene, and, of course, the always-thrilling paperwork!" Kitty said in a really happy voice, but to her surprise, the students were asleep! She bored them to sleep!
"Mom, that's not what's exciting! And you said that the paperwork is a pain in the you-know-where!" George said.
"Yeah, and the first 2 things you mentioned were things you taught us when we were really little." Molly said.
"And I remember how well your presentations go on Career Day, and they're nothing like this one." Summer said.
But the students weren't the only ones asleep, for the teacher, Miss Hopper, was also asleep. Then Miss Hopper awoke, calling Kitty "Agent Catnap".
"It's 'Katswell'." Kitty said, but she hadn't gotten to the super-cool spy accessories yet. At this, the children (not the class) were listening.
"Dudley, hand out the complimentary T.U.F.F. dental floss and sunblock!" Kitty said.
"Mom..." the triplets facepalmed.
"If your mom did a great job in the future, this bad experience probably taught her a lesson." Blossom said to the triplets.
"She's probably just being motherly, teaching kids about proper hygiene and stuff kids need to know to be healthy and good." Max said.
"Yeah, but she even bored Dudley." Annabeth pointed out. Sure enough, Dudley was asleep. Then he woke up and asked if anyone had any questions.
"Why did the boring lady ruin Career Day?" the little chipmunk girl (who remembers her from "Mall Rat"?) asked.
"Kitty, you wanna field that one?" Dudley asked. Fortunately for Kitty, Molly and Summer stepped in.
"She's not boring. She's letting her mothering side get the better of her, that's all." Molly said.
"Yeah. So don't call her boring." Summer put in.
"Atta girls." Kitty said, hugging Molly and Summer to her.
"Well, since our final speaker isn't here, that concludes today's presentations." Miss Hopper said.
"Who's the final speaker?" Atin wondered aloud.
"Think again, toots!" came a voice. Miss Hopper's desk turned into the Chameleon.
"Not him!" screamed the future kids.
"It's the Chameleon!" Dudley said, and he and Kitty were about to attack him with dental floss and sunblock. The children were so surprised, you could have knocked them over with a feather.
However, the Chameleon was there for Career Day, and he pulled out a remote control and pressed the button on it. When he did that, balloons and confetti were raining down, and there was pizza! As the students cheered, the Chameleon said, "Kids, being a super-villain is a great career! If you want something, you just steal it! Like I did with those pizzas!" He also said that super-villains could stay up past 10:00 on a week-night!
"I never get to stay up past 10:00!" Dudley exclaimed.
"You stay up past midnight on New Year's Eve!" the triplets said. Dudley caught Kitty's glare, and Dudley said, "I mean... BOO!"
Then the Chameleon told them how his transformation suit allowed him to turn into anything he wanted, and he showed the students some examples. When they cheered at the sight of the Chameleon turning into dental floss, Kitty was offended.
"Why are they cheering for his dental floss?" Kitty asked.
"Maybe he made an effort to impress the class, 'cause they were-mmph!" Blossom started, but George clamped his hand over her mouth.
"Don't!" George told her.
Then the Chameleon gave the students their very own transformation suits. Some of the students decided that super-villains were cooler than secret agents.
"We're losing them!" Dudley exclaimed.
"You're not losing us!" the kids announced. George, Molly, Summer, Max, Annabeth, Blossom, and Atin weren't going to join forces with the Chameleon. They didn't want to be villains. Dudley and Kitty were grateful to know that the kids were good, but still...
"Say something to change their minds!" Dudley told Kitty.
"I hope you boys and girls floss after eating that pizza!" Kitty quickly shouted, sounding happy. She even had a big smile on her face.
"Mom..." the triplets moaned, and they and their friends facepalmed. This Career Day was not a good one. Especially when the students and the Chameleon ran off, trampling Dudley and Kitty on their way out.
"And they're gone." Dudley said.
"Way to go..." Blossom sarcastically said.
Back at T.U.F.F., the Chief got intel that Dudley and Kitty stunk it up at Career Day, and he wanted to know what happened. Dudley said that he wanted to blow stuff up, but the boring lady (Kitty) was all sunblock and floss.
"Dad, don't call Mom names!" Molly said. Kitty thanked Molly, and then she said that all she did was focus on skin care and dental hygiene, but she didn't get very far when she saw that Dudley, Keswick, and the Chief were asleep. Then they woke up.
"Okay, so maybe the Chameleon was a tad more entertaining. It's not like he talked the kids into being criminals." Kitty said.
"Mom, he tricked those kids into liking him, but he can't fool us." George said.
"Yeah. We're sticking to the good side." Max said, holding Molly's hand.
Just then, they received intel the the Chameleon had talked the kids into being criminals! They were robbing the Petropolis Party Store. The Chief told Dudley, Kitty (whom he called "Agent Snooze-fest"), and the children to get over there and stop the kids. So they went to do that.
When Dudley, Kitty, and the kids burst into the party store, one of the students said, "Look! It's the boring T.U.F.F. agents!" Kitty said that they just got off to a bad start, and that their jobs really were cool. To do that, Dudley was going to show the class a mind-erasing pen (A/N: It was too big and scary to be a pen.). Kitty said that it wasn't appropriate for kids. So Dudley would show them his exploding lunch box and thermo-nuclear thermos.
BOOM!
"OH, THAT'S HOT LEMONADE!" Dudley yelled. He looked really bad. Then Kitty said, "On the up-side, lemons are chock-full of nutritious Vitamin C, which promote-" That was as far as she got, for the class fell asleep, and the kids just facepalmed again.
"This is not a good day for your mom." Annabeth whispered to George.
"I need an air horn." George said, wishing that the sound of one would startle the Chameleon and make him have a heart attack. Then the Chameleon woke the class, telling them to use their suits to haul away the loot while he took care of Dudley and Kitty (whom he called "Agents Dimwit and Sleep-aid").
"Atin, do what you will to him." Summer said.
"With pleasure!" Atin grinned, but before he could give the evil lizard a Chaos Blast he wouldn't forget (much less remember), the Chameleon hit the group with helium! While Dudley, Kitty, and the children were trying to recover from the helium, the Chameleon and the class got away!
"Wait, kids! Think about your future!" Kitty cried in a high-pitched voice. Dudley laughed and said, "Kitty, you sound funny! Hey, listen to me!"
"Now what do we do?" the children asked, but they sounded more like the Chipmunks and Chipettes after the helium attack! Dudley then said, "I'm Tiny Dudley! A little secret agent who lives in a thimble, and eats... MINI MINI WAFFLES!" Then he told Kitty to say something funny, but Kitty said that she heard a beeping sound.
"I don't get it." Dudley said. The kids knew what was going on, and they got out of the way as one of the students (disguised as a truck, with the Chameleon riding in it) backed in, running over Dudley and Kitty.
Back at T.U.F.F., Dudley said that he couldn't believe those kids turned to evil, and he still had the high-pitched voice. Kitty said that the gas wore off 10 minutes ago, and the kids were happy that they didn't sound like chipmunks anymore.
"I know. I just like talking like this." Dudley said in that voice. Then he made his voice deep as he said, "I also like talking like this."
"You sounded like Darth Vader!" Max exclaimed, and the kids were laughing like crazy at that.
"This is all my fault. I bored those kids into a life of crime." Kitty moaned.
"But we still love you, Mom. You could never bore us into a life of crime." Summer said as she calmed down and gave Kitty a hug. Kitty gratefully returned the hug.
Just then, Keswick came in, asking Kitty (whom he called "Agent Nighty-Night") to use her Career Day presentation to help his neighbor, Mrs. Grizzlebaum, hibernate.
"I hope you're as boring as Keswick says. If I don't get at least 8 weeks of sleep, I'm grouchy all year." Mrs. Grizzlebaum said. Kitty said that she said that being a secret agent was about responsibility, dedication, and that was as far as she got, for Mrs. Grizzlebaum was asleep.
Keswick was thrilled, and he said, "Thanks, Kitty! Now I can use her pool! Boo-yah!" He changed into his swimsuit, pressed a button, and disappeared up a chute.
The Chief got intel that the Chameleon and those 1st-graders were robbing the pointless gadget store. He told Dudley, Kitty, and the children to get over there, and to pick him up a ketchup-heater.
"We'll crush 'em, Chief! Wha-ho, I scared myself that time!" Dudley said in the Darth Vader voice as the kids started laughing again.
At the pointless gadgets store, while the kids were stealing stuff, Dudley, Kitty, and the kids burst in, and Dudley (using the high-pitched voice) yelled, "Freeze, Chameleon!"
"Cut it out, Dudley!" Kitty told him.
"See? This is why people think you're boring! BOR-ING!" Dudley yelled in the high voice again.
"You're not boring to us, Mom." George said. That gave Kitty a bit of confidence, and she said, "Come on, kids! It's not too late to be law-abiding citizens!"
"Well, it is a little late. They just robbed 2 stores!" Dudley reminded Kitty.
"Do law-abiding citizens have to eat their vegetables?" one student asked.
"Lie to them!" Dudley told Kitty. Do you know what Kitty did? She happily said, "You know it! 5 servings a day! Sometimes, I eat 6."
"Boy, you really are your own worst enemy." the Chameleon said.
"I'm gonna give it to them!" Atin said, ready to give the Chameleon and his young accomplices a Chaos Blast, but the Chameleon turned into a weapon, and the kids pulled Atin away as the Chameleon blasted Dudley and Kitty.
"MEAN!" the children yelled at the Chameleon as the kids made a train. The Chameleon got in back of the train, and the train ran over Dudley and Kitty.
"I'm going to throttle that lizard! I mean it!" Blossom said.
"You wouldn't mind if we helped, right?" the other kids asked.
"Be my guests." Blossom said.
"Ze train! She run us over!" Dudley said in a French accent. Then he added, without the accent, "That's my New York accent."
"That was a French accent." George corrected him.
Later, the Chameleon had the students running wild at his birthday party. It wasn't long before Dudley, Kitty, and the children showed up. The Chameleon sent the students after the agents and children. Atin used his Chaos powers to create a force-field that protected himself, George, Molly, Summer, Max, Annabeth, and Blossom from the class.
"Wow! Thanks, Atin!" Annabeth said.
"I can't let you guys get hurt." Atin said.
However, Dudley and Kitty were getting beat up by the students (who turned into boxing gloves), and watching them get hurt made the kids upset.
"Want me to put them in their place?" Blossom asked.
"It's best you don't. As long as they're wearing transformation suits, they're dangerous." Max said.
"So don't do anything to them." Molly added, grabbing Max's hand for comfort.
The class sent Dudley and Kitty towards some kind of net, and they were suspended in mid-air, upside-down. Then their weapons fell, and Kitty screamed when her sunblock and floss fell. When Dudley gave her a look (and the kids were doing the same), Kitty said, "What? We have to pay for those if we lose them."
"Mom..." the triplets rolled their eyes, wondering what happened to Kitty's fun side.
Upon seeing the upside-down agents, the Chameleon said, "Now we have piñatas for our party!" Dudley said that he wouldn't want to use Kitty as a piñata, for she had 5-6 servings of vegetables inside of her.
"You'd better not! If you hurt them, I'll make you pay!" George declared.
"George, I'd normally side with you on this, but not this time! If you go after the Chameleon, he'll sic the class on you! Don't do it!" Annabeth warned, grabbing his arm.
"Sweetie, I can't let him treat Mom and Dad that way!" George told her.
"I know you care about them, but those kids will hurt you bad if you try to stop the Chameleon." Annabeth said.
"Okay, for you, I'll hold back." George said, hugging Annabeth to his side.
Now the Chameleon was going to open the presents. Then the students started opening some of the presents, and that didn't sit well with him!
"What are you doing? All the presents are mine!" the Chameleon said.
"But we helped steal them! They're ours, too!" one of the students said. The rest of the class agreed, and they opened more of the presents. Enraged, the Chameleon pulled out an over-ride for the suits, and he pressed a button that allowed him to control what the students would turn into. The students turned into bugs! The Chameleon snatched them up in his tongue and spat them into a bowl.
"Why did you turn us into bugs, weird lizard man? I thought we were your friends!" the little chipmunk girl (now a bug) asked. The Chameleon said that they were his friends until they touched his stuff. Now they were his supper!
"Dudley, we have to save those kids!" Kitty exclaimed.
"Will they trust her and your dad?" Blossom asked.
"If you think about what the Chameleon did, they'll have to. But they'll have to trust us, too!" Atin said.
"Now's our chance to show them what being a secret agent's all about!" Dudley said, and he produced that thermos again! When it blew up, Dudley said, "WOW, THAT'S HOT ROOT BEER!" Then Atin stopped the force-field. Now Dudley, Kitty, and the children were going to save the class.
When the class saw Dudley in action, they were in awe. If they had seen it from the get-go, they probably wouldn't have joined forces with the Chameleon. The Chameleon was down for the moment, and the children were hitting him as hard as they could.
"Another thing about secret agents, kids..." Kitty began as she picked up the remote and pressed a button. When the students were kids again, Kitty said, "They also get to kick some bad guy butt!" The students turned into boots and started chasing the Chameleon. They kicked his butt. And when the Chameleon tried to get away, Kitty made him slip on the sunblock and lassoed him with dental floss.
"Being a secret agent is way cooler than being a super-villain!" a student said, and the class chanted, "We love T.U.F.F.! We love T.U.F.F.!" The children smiled, happy to see that the class gave up the life of crime.
"Now let's celebrate with a real party!" Dudley said.
Later, everyone was at a pool party, and they were all in the pool.
"Keswick, this is awesome! I didn't know you had a pool!" Dudley said. Keswick popped up from underwater and explained that they were at Mrs. Grizzlebaum's place. They could party there all winter as long as she stayed asleep.
Just then, everyone heard a roar, and Mrs. Grizzlebaum yelled, "Get out of my pool!" As everyone ran for their lives, Kitty said, "Kids, don't forget to eat your vegetables!" Then Dudley popped up and said (in the high voice), "Adios, amigos! I also like talking in French!"
"That's Spanish!" the children corrected him.
The End
WHOO! Next is "Snappy Campers", so stay tuned!
