Tangled Up In Green

Heather O'Malley

Kim Possible is owned by the Disney Corporation and they have no connection to this what so ever. These characters are used without their permission and include a plea not to be sued as I have no money.

Prepare to die Mister Bond.

Kim had no idea how long she had been sitting in the cell, but it couldn't have been too terribly long. It seemed like she had been there about an hour or so, but since they had been playing with the lights some to disorient her she had no exact idea. That was a interrogation trick that worked better over longer spans of time than over the short term. It was just annoying at this point.

The door opened and in walked Eric. Kim growled in anger at the sight of the synthodrone that had broken her heart. She knew it wasn't the same one as had died last year but that didn't help matters at this point. If it would actually have helped matters any she would have killed him right now. "What do you want?"

"I am taking you to our master now. Don't fight or I will hurt you." The voice was familiar and somewhat gentle. It only succeeded in fanning her anger hotter.

Kim stood slowly and headed that way, trying to keep her body loose and read to move. "Fine, let's get this over with."

They walked down the plain hallways, which helped corroborate the design schematics in her head. It was indeed 34c. Now, what could she do with that information? She couldn't move quickly, didn't have her Kimmunicator or Ron. There was nothing that she could think of yet but she didn't give up hope. After all, anything is Possible for a Possible.

The place had an empty feel to it, like there weren't a lot of people there. The sounds were off and there were slight echoes from their footsteps. She didn't discount any of them though as there were still far more enemies here than she could take, especially in her condition. The Muffin moved nervously and Kim rubbed her distended belly, trying to soothe the unborn child. It helped some, and the movements of her daughter became more regular and calm. Kim slowed her breathing, to remain calm herself in this whole mess. She needed to be clear headed if she was going to have any chance what so ever to get out of this mess.

Based off of the blueprints they were nearing he command and control area for the base. There would be several options for her there, from triggering the remote beacon to activating the self-destruct. All she would need was an opening, a moment to get over there and she might be able to shift things to her favor. She could do this.

They entered into a large chamber and she could see four people who looked like Camille Leon so those were obviously the shapeshifters, about fifteen synthodrones scattered about and there, by the big supervillain chair was a Bebe. It looked like one of the older models, one without the inhuman speed. However, it did look like one of the fighting models which meant that it was tough and dangerous. Kim calculated the odds of completing her plan and came up with a diddly over squat chance of completing that, let alone excape.

She waddled near the chair and stood there defiantly. She was not going to give in just because the odds were against her. She was Kim Possible and she could do this. The odds had been against her man times before this and she had refused to give in then, so she would definitely not give in now. She glared up at the robot.

The Bebe stared at her, then leaned over and said something she couldn't hear. It was probably telling whoever the villain was that she was here. Kim just waited. All too soon she would know who had been trying to kill her and her baby. The Bebe stood upright and the chair turned.

When the person seated there was fully visible Kim almost freaked out. There was just no way she was seeing who she was seeing. It had to be a trick or smething. "You? You're the one doing this? What the hell?"

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The helicopters were flying at tree top level, the stealth gear keeping them as invisible as possible as they neared their objective traveling nape of the earth. They were in formation with the two attack helicopters in front and the ones with the soldiers behind. They were making good time and would be near the attack zone quite soon.

Inside the Pavelows, Global Justice Agents checked their gear, to make sure everything was fine and ready to go. They were all grim faced, as someone had shot one of their fellow agents in the back. They wanted revenge almost as much as Shego and Ron did. Those two wanted to rescue Kim first and foremost and then deal out a little payback. There was no chatter between anyone, just focus and determination.

Ron just stared out of the helicopter and the terrain, eyes not really seeing anything as he worried about his best friend and got mentally ready for what he needed to do. Yori sat next to him, meditating, settling herself for the upcoming combat. She wanted to help Possible-san as well, as her boyfriend cared about the girl. That and the girl was a hero and one always provided assistance to heroes.

The radio in the cabin crackled to life. The voice was calm and professional as it said, "Five minutes to LZ."

Shego cracked her knuckles, clenching and unclenching her fists. She was so pissed that it would be tough for her to completely control her plasma, but she was okay with that. Someone had screwed up when the ad messed with her and her new family. She would do anything to save them, without question. Kim had better be okay when she got there or someone was going to learn new definitions for the word pain.

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"Bonnie?" Kim's voice was incredulous. How the hell could it be Bonnie?

"Hello Kim." The voice was cold and flat but it was unmistakably Bonnie's.

"What the hell is going on?" demanded Kim, trying to figure out why her classmate would be doing this.

"Temper temper. Wouldn't want something bad to happen to the baby would you?" There was a cold and odd gleam in the girl's eyes, one that was almost filled with madness. It was a look she had seen before in the eyes of many supervillains.

Kim took a deep breath and let it out slowly. This was insanity. To threaten her life and the life of her baby was heartless. Bonnie might be a complete bitch but she had never been heartless. She needed to figure out what was going on. She couldn't see a mind control chip, so that was out but there were other was to control someone.

"That's better. So now the great Kim Possible is going to fall, not to one of those pathetic villains but to me, someone clearly your superior. You are going to be my slave bitch as is your fucking brat." Bonnie smiled at her coldly.

"Bonnie, why are you doing this? This doesn't make any sense." Kim was trying to avoid the whole talking to a crazy person tone, but she was only partially successful. She wasn't perfect after all and Bonnie was certainly coming off as completely crazy.

"Remember when that freak bitch you call your wife gave you the idea to 'shut me up'? Don't deny it. I know it had to be her. You are far too goody goody to have come up with anything as devious as that. It pissed me off and I needed to find a way to get back at you both, to make you both suffer. Well, I wandered around a while after that, through all sorts of parts of the city trying to figure out a way to teach you bitches a lesson, when I came across this Bebe here." Bonnie looked over at the robot fondly, which was a bit creepy.

Kim was glad that the girl was busy monologing, as it gave her a chance to rethink things and try to come up with a new plan. She had to think of some way to signal for help somehow, but she was at a loss for ideas right now. All she could think of was make the girl keep talking. Time might give Shego the chance to come save her. "So you found a Bebe, big deal."

"Ah, but it is Kim. Remember, I am their Queen." The grin Bonnie gave her was positively malevolent.

Kim almost blanched at this, aware that Bonnie had been chosen by the robots to be their leader for some stupid reason. Whatever that reason was, it didn't matter. This was not good and did not bode well for her.

"Talking with her made me realize that I hadn't done enough to deal with you. You have always been a thorn in my side, stealing the glory and positions and devotion that should have rightfully been mine. This new friend could help me change all of that and get you put back into your place like the loser you are. I asked the Bebe for help in achieving this and that got Dr. Drakken delivered to me all nicely bound up in chains. He would be able to provide the scientific know how to make my plans a reality. Some borrowed DNA from another villain allowed me to have the perfect agents and we were on our way." Bonnie chuckled.

"So you are the one that has been trying to kill me? Bonnie that's insane." blurted Kim, amazed that the pain in her ass had gone so around the bend. The Bebe swiftly rolled forward and backhanded the red head in the face, rocking her to the side. It was a struggle but Kim managed to stay on her feet.

"Now now Kim…watch your language." chided Bonnie, tittering at the slight trail of blood rolling down the girl's cheek.

"Fine. Going to just kill me then? Get me out of your way forever?" asked Kim, a bit worried about what the crazy woman had in mind. So long as it wasn't death she would be able to find some way out of this mess.

"Oh no…it may have started out that way but now…now you are going to be humiliated, shown who the true Queen is. I will make you and our brat my slaves for all time!" Bonnie's eyes danced madly.

Kim curtsied and said mockingly. "Yes your majesty."

Bonnie's face grew dark as she watched the teen sweetheart of everyone in the world make fun of her. Her eyes narrowed angrily and she gritted her teeth. Oh yes this fucking woman was going to pay for all the indignities she had heaped upon Bonnie. She gestured towards one of the shapeshifters, who headed her way. "Become Shego."

The clone did just that, changing quickly into the form of the green skinned woman. Kim was watching this apprehensively, unsure what Bonnie had in mind now. There wasn't much she could do right now but wait. Once the transformation was completed, Bonnie then commanded sharply, "Slap her a few times for me."

The woman who looked like her wife walked over and slapped her a few times, hard. It brought tears to her eyes but nothing more. Kim said nothing in response, just growled. The Shego looking clone stopped and stepped away, having completed her task. The insane girl smirked cruelly at Kim and gestured Eric over. "Hold her."

As Bonnie was pondering the next fun thing she would do to her prisoner, the whole complex shook under the force of several explosions as four AGM-114 Hellfire missiles slammed into the front of the lair, vaporizing parts of it instantly. Bonnie looked surprised for a moment and then gestured to the others. "Go, get the others and stop the intruders in any way necessary."

The other figured headed out, rushing towards the front of the lair. Eric and the Bebe were still there, standing patiently. Kim's heart soared at that sound. She was getting rescued.

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The groups fast roped down to the ground using the rope to barely control their descent, almost as if they were falling. They hit the ground and raced through the smoldering ruins of the front of the lair. Gunfire erupted, taking out several of the enemy who had gotten there early, cutting a swath through their numbers. The Shapeshifters and synthodrones tried to counter attack, but without firearms of their own, they were unable to really drive the enemy back.

Shego, Ron and Yori disengaged themselves from the rest of the group, speeding inside to find Kim. A few figures raced towards them and Ron grabbed one of the twenty ounce Cokes from his bag and shook it really hard, so that it fountained all over the men. They melted into nothing but goo, clearing the way for them.

Ron smirked and Rufus squeaked in victory, "Booyah!"

A few times the trio had to stop to fight, but given the fact that all of them were angry wit what had happened, each of them were brief scuffles resulting in melted goo everywhere or an unconscious shapeshifter or three. They reached an area of the base that seemed to have various labs, at least they looked like labs when they broke down the doors. When they entered one, hoping that Kim was there, they were shocked to see Dr. Drakken chained to a lab table looking sad and forlorn. He looked up at the sound of the door opening and his eyes grew wide in happy surprise when the spotted the green skinned woman that was in the lead. "Shego!"

Shego and Ron just stood there looking in surprise at the villain, who seemed to be working on some sort of robot body. The blue skinned scientist began to blubber, obviously overjoyed that his savior had finally come for him. "Oh Shego…I knew we were just one big happy villain family. I was waiting for you to come save me."

"Dr. D, what the hell is going on?" growled out Shego, stalking towards him angrily.

Yori was staying in the hall, making sure that none of the enemy had a chance to sneak up on them and attack them from behind. Her shuriken were having a devastating effect on the hordes of synthodrones, breaking trough their skin and letting their insides goosh out.

Drakken tried to explain things as best he could. "Uhm…well…yes Shego, you see…after our little…misunderstanding…I went into hiding to come up with a new plan, one so devious and brilliant that the world would tremble at my feet."

Shego rolled her eyes. How man times had she heard this stupid story? She had no idea and she had no more patience for the blue skinned moron. "Went home to Mama?"

This threw Drakken off of his train of thought, as many of Shego's comments did to him. "Well, uhm…yes Shego, I did, but what does that have to do with my evil plans?"

"Nothing." She murmured. "So…what exactly happened?"

"I was interrupted by a Bebe…a robot I designed and built to be my perfect servents. It told me that the Queen needed me and I was dumped here." Drakken's shoulders slumped sadly at that.

"So, who is this Queen?" asked Ron.

Drakken looked at him closely, almost like he could place the face. "Do I know you?"

Shego snapped her fingers several times, getting Drakken's attention again. "Hey…over here. So, this queen, who is she?"

"She calls herself the Queen B or is it Bee, you know, I can't really hear the difference between them even though they are completely different words. Well, one is a letter and one is an insect, so I can sort of understand, Isn't that odd?" Drakken seemed lost in his own head again.

"It called a homophone you idiot." Shego was ready to tear her hair out, set fire to Dr. D and maybe beat the burning corpse for a while. It might do her some good to let this frustration out.

"Shego, remember words can hurt like fists. We talked about this…remember?" Drakken looked pathetic, sitting there chained to a table, his bottom lip out in a pout.

"Whatever. So you made her clones and synthodrones and mind control chips?" asked his former employee, trying to count to ten in a third language.

"Well, I wouldn't get fed unless I worked. They even withheld my Snowman Hank DVD and coco-moo over the holidays. How cruel is that? Unchain me so we can escape." demanded Dr. Drakken, fully convinced that Shego was here to break him out of this place and return back to a life of crime.

Shego sighed. There was no way in hell she was going to drag this moron along with them, not when time was of the essence. "Nope. I'm going to leave you here, as I have something more important to do, like save my wife."

Drakken looked shocked at that. Shego had a wife? Did that make her a guy? Had she always been a guy? But she had breasts? Did guys have breasts? Was she some sort of in-between type person? That might explain the fact that she was angry all the time. Maybe he needed to become more caring about her special needs? Or was they his needs? It made his head hurt to even think about.

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Bonnie was looking over a large screen display of the lair, watching various dots engage and disengage, often times her troop's dots dimming or disappearing altogether, no matter the numerical advantage. She screamed in frustration. How had they found her? She had done everything right, making sure to state that the drones needed to dump the clothes, shoes and bag as the might contain tracking devices. She had specifically told the Drones that, so that they had been clear with what she had wanted. From all of the movies she had seen that was where such things were kept. There was no way that they had been followed.

What had possibly gone wrong? This base wasn't even on a power grid, using solar, wind and water to generate all the power that they needed to run everything. They were invisible as far as she knew. It wasn't fair and it had to be that bitch Possible's fault. It was certainly tough being a villain but she was sure she would get better at it as time went on. Drakken was building her more Bebes, so she had no fear.

She had Kim here as her trump card but her minions were losing the battle. How could they lose? Weren't these supposed to be the new tricked out models? Weren't they supposed to have the combat chip installed? Weren't they supposed to be as powerful as a ninja? This worried her. Maybe things weren't going as well as she had hoped? Bonnie stood up and turned to her Bebe, her most trusted ally and one true friend. "We're going to go. We can do this another time. Eric, bring Kim."

As the group started heading that way, towards the back wall, Kim began struggling against her captor as hard as she could, wanting to get free for just a moment, so she could take out Eric and maybe take out Bonnie as well. They were nearing the spot where one of the escape hatches were when the doors at the other end of the room burst open under impact. Every head turned that way as a green skinned woman whose hands were sheathed in bright green flames stalked through the swirling dust. "Give me back my wife, bitch."