Thought I'd bring in the humor to the coolest...and weirdest extent. But enough to make a big laugh about it.


Gross-Out Memories

One evening at the Peach Tree, Musaki, Arizona, Takami, Ryo, Kiba, Hope, Chronos, Tamaki and Zack hung around, just talking and laughing amongst themselves while eating some peaches and they saw how many peaches Ryo ate in one sitting.

"Ryo...are you trying to empty the Peach Tree?" asked Takami.

Ryo was still eating the peaches and replied with his mouth full, "No."

On that note, Takami turned to Musaki and he asked, "Hey, Saki...do you have any memories that seemed...a little weird?"

Musaki froze and pondered on that thought for a second and he replied, "Well...there was one weird moment and it was severely gross. So, one time I was on my way to the bathroom, right? I just thought I had come in to take a bath and the next thing I knew...I saw a line of puke on there and I slipped and fell onto it. Come to find out that it was Po's puke."

"Eww..." everyone replied.

"Did you puke too?" asked Kiba.

Musaki lets out a deep sigh and rolled his eyes and replied, "Sadly, yes."

"I knew it!" Kiba exclaimed.

Ryo scoffs in response to that and he said, "Don't say you knew you saw it coming."

"No, I meant that this was way funnier than my gross-out memory. One time, I was sleepwalking and I guess I was so tired...that I had walked into Ryo's room and mistakenly thought that it was the bathroom and I peed all over Ryo." Kiba replied.

Ryo turns around and he lets out a growl and replied, "Dude...I was about to hunt you down after you did that. That was really disgusting."

"I'm sorry, man. I was just so exhausted...and I guess my bladder was pretty full." Kiba added.

Hope clears his throat and he said, "Well, at least your gross-out moment didn't hold a candle to mine. I was 11 years old and I was waiting for my wolf dad to come out of the bathroom because I had to use it bad. It felt like it took hours and I really couldn't hold it in and by the time he was almost finished...I peed my pants...and on top of that, dumped myself."

"That is gross." Ryo said, in disgust.

"You held that in for how long?" asked Arizona.

"Close to an hour." Hope replied.

Arizona sighed at this and he said, "I don't think I have a gross-out moment...at least not yet anyway."

"But...I kinda do." Takami said, raising his hand.

"Tell us, Kami." Tamaki added.

Takami glared at Tamaki in response and he said, "Anyways...when I was 12, Ryo told me this joke he made while I was eating some noodles and it was really funny. But I was laughing really, really hard and a little piece of noodle came out of my nose."

Ryo started laughing hysterically at this and he said, "That was actually a lot funnier than my joke."

Tamaki started laughing at this too until Takami took a deep, angry glare at him and he stops quickly and then clears his throat, saying, "That is just plain disgusting."

Tamaki lets out a quiet snicker, still thinking it was pretty funny.

Chronos cleared his throat and he said, "Me and Zack have a two-fer gross-out moment together where we had like an ice cream contest we had made. Whoemever eats the most ice cream wins without brain freeze."

"But suddenly...we ate like so much ice cream that we couldn't even eat another bite. And then...we just puked it all out." Zack finished off.

"Gross! You guys puked?" asked Ryo.

"Yeah, we did. Like three times." Chronos added.

Ryo was very surprised on what his brothers did when he wasn't around and he said, "Maybe I should keep an eye on both of you guys."

Zack then pointed his finger at Ryo and he said, "But we're not the only ones that had a gross-out moment."

Ryo figured that he was gonna tell his gross-out moment and he said, "Well...it's kinda grosser than that. I snuck around Skyler's room one day, right? I lost a bet to Hope that I was gonna try on some of Skyler's clothes after an arm wrestling match."

"Should I even ask which clothing you wore?" asked Takami.

Ryo then went to Takami's ear and whispered, "Her underwear."

Takami's reaction was frozen and he felt as if maybe he shouldn't have asked and he said, "Gross."

"Not getting into the gross part yet. Turns out that they were a lot smaller when I tried her undies on and I felt like it was suffocating...until I accidently peed on it." Ryo finished.

"You peed on Skyler's underwear?" asked Hope.

"Yeah...but don't tell her I said that though because she's gonna go nuts on me if she knew." Ryo replied.

"Too late."

Ryo then startled as he turned around and saw a very ticked off Skyler standing behind him, listening to his every word and Arizona said, "Busted..."


Ryo...you've got some 'splaining to do! Hazards, weigh in on this...and Ryo, I'd run right now. Stick around for more awesomeness!