Chapter 53: Five Questions with the Women's Champ 2

Nicole: What's up, everybody? It's me, Nicole Mitchell a.k.a. Little Nicky D, the Princess of Thuganomics and this is another Five Questions with the Women's Champ. I must say, the last few months have been crazy, but my fiancé, the Doctor of Thuganomics, John Cena, is still the WWE Champion with a new movie out now called "The Marine" and I have to say, it kicks ass(censored) . Yeah, I know I must've been censored for that but I don't care. "The Marine," that movie really blew me away and hey, I'll see it a hundred times if I have to. Maybe we'll see another John Cena movie in the next year or so. You never know. Okay, enough stalling, let's get to the five questions.

Question number one from Alex from Cleveland, Ohio: Hey, Nicole, some of the WWE Superstars have accounts on MySpace and I know that John Cena had one but got shut down twice. Would you ever consider joining MySpace?

Alex, I'm sorry, but no. You see, since John's MySpace profile has been hacked with death threats and everything, it made me wonder, I shouldn't have a MySpace page because I don't wanna take the risk. MySpace is cool and all, but seriously, it could get some people into trouble and I think they need to get a life. I'm not offending anybody, I'm just saying, please try to calm yourselves and stop putting others down.

Question number two from Jennifer from Santa Monica, California: Nicole, now that Randy Orton is on Monday Night RAW, it must creep you out sometimes and you might run into him in the hallways. Are you afraid of Randy Orton?

Am I afraid of Randy Orton? Hell no. You see, ever since the "incident" last November, John's been keeping an eye on me but too much. He's taught me how to defend and I do be in the locker room with him for him to protect me from my crazy ass(censored) ex-fiancé. Of course, I do off on my own and I always have my puppy Baby with me to keep me company. I do run into Randy in the hallways but I know for a fact he's talking shit(censored) behind my back and I don't care. I really don't. He can't touch me, so there. I'm not in love with him anymore, period.

Question number three from Blake from Tallahassee, Florida: Dear Nicole, you've been the Women's Champion three times already and throughout this year, you've had a lot of competition for the title. Who would you say is your biggest competitor to date?

Yeah, this year, I've been lucky to become the three-time Women's Champion despite my biggest loss at Wrestlemania 22 in Chicago, Illinois and I've had a lot of competition. My biggest competitor to date would have to be Lita. Why? Because throughout this year, I've faced the bitch(censored) five times. Don't believe me? Let's date back to the Royal Rumble in January where I first put my title on the line and won; then, two weeks later in February, again I put my title on the line and won with my best friend Delancey Scott as the special guest referee and that was also the night my first music video "All I've Been Through" made its world premiere on RAW; then five months later, Saturday Night's Main Event, I put my title on the line and won again with the newest member of the RAW roster Tina Alexander in my corner making her debut; then the next month in August, thanks to Edge on the apron and Lita hitting me in the head with the Women's Title belt, I lost to Lita. A total bummer; and finally, Summerslam, I won the belt back, thanks to Tina, making me the three-time Women's Champion and keeping my undefeated streak at Summerslam 2-0. Well, I know that I will put my title on the line in a triple threat match and the Women's Championship tournament will continue this coming Monday on RAW.

Question number four from Andrea from Jersey City, New Jersey: Hey, Nicole, what's up? First of all, I wanna say that I loved your music video with John Cena, "I Love My Chick." You guys were great together in that video. Thank you very much, Andrea, I really appreciate it. Two of your fellow members of "Eddie's Angels" happen to have tattoos and you don't seem to have any. Are you thinking about getting a tattoo anytime soon?

Andrea, I'm not a big fan of tattoos and yes, Delancey and Rochelle both have tattoos. I really don't wanna have any tattoos because I really don't wanna have anything permanent on my body. But I actually wear these crystal tattoos and you might see me wearing them every Monday night on RAW. I have them on my stomach if I'm wearing a midriff or on either shoulder. At least I still have my navel pierced and I think I might have to some new jewelry because I've had this one for over a year and it's time for a change.

Last question, question number five from Laura from Phoenix, Arizona: Nicole, I heard that Julia Roberts is your favorite actress and that left me wondering, what is your favorite Julia Roberts movie?

Without a doubt, my favorite Julia Roberts movie is Pretty Woman. If any of you haven't seen the movie, it's about a Hollywood hooker who's transformed into a corporate escort for a lawyer played by Richard Gere. I instantly fell in love with this movie because not only Julia Roberts played a hooker and gotten herself a makeover, it was definitely a romantic movie and I'm a sucker for romantic movies. I absolutely love Pretty Woman and hey, as soon as you see this movie, you fall in love with it and understand why Julia Roberts is one of the best actresses around.

Well, that's it for Five Questions with the Women's Champ and as many of you know, John Cena will be facing the World Champion King Booker from Smackdown and the ECW World Champion the Big Show at Cyber Sunday on November 5th on pay-per-view. Which title would I like to see defended at Cyber Sunday? The World Heavyweight Championship. Why? Because if John Cena was still the WWE Champion and the World Heavyweight Champion, think of the freaking possibilities that everybody would want to battle John for one of those titles and me, personally...I would be marrying a double champion meaning I would have twice the fun with John myself. So everyone, go to the WWE website right now and cast your vote and the results will be announced at Cyber Sunday on November 5th. You have to see it to believe it. Until next time, I'm Audi 5000.